Top 50 Holding Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Holding pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Holding conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I can't hold a Conversation but...

   I'll hold your hand

2. If your a candle wick and I’m the wax..

   Then I’m always melting when I’m close but I’ll be there to hold you up when you’re not feeling so hot.

3. I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

   ...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them

4. You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

   Wow my first rewards

5. Are you a deep conversation?

   Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

6. Hey your hand looks heavy,

   So can I hold it for you?

7. Your hand looks super heavy..!

   Let me hold it for you

8. Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?

   Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)

9. Hey girl are you a barrier constructed, across a river, to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply?

   Because, dam....

10. I am not very good at holding conversations...

    So can I hold your hands instead?

Funny holding pickup lines

I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...
Like i usually do With me sister..

Is your hand heavy?

Cause I’ll hold for you.

What has 169 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

My Zipper

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd be holding a galaxy.

You’re emo too?! Let’s hold each other and sob.

If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?

*Hits hand somewhere*

+ omg are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

Baby, I'll hold all of the other girls off with my riot shield just so that I can be with you.

I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

Want to hold my shaft?

Would you like to hold my sonic screwdriver?

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

Wanna hold the priesthood?

I suck at holding conversations. can i hold your hand instead?

Do you like Wendy's

Then you'll like it Wendy's hands hold yours

You hold me until I recover my Y chromosome again.

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.

My love for you is like explosive diarrhea

I just can’t hold it in