Top 50 Holding Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Holding chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I can't hold a Conversation but...

   I'll hold your hand

2. I’m a cop and you’re under arrest

   ...for being too cute. Put your hands where I can hold them

3. You hand looks heavy, let me hold it for you

   Wow my first rewards

4. Are you a deep conversation?

   Because I want to hold you for a good, long time.

5. Damn baby, Are you a phone?

   Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.

6. Hey your hand looks heavy,

   So can I hold it for you?

7. Your hand looks super heavy..!

   Let me hold it for you

8. I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

   Like i usually do With me sister..

9. Is your hand heavy?

   Cause I’ll hold for you.

10. What has 169 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk?

    My Zipper

Funny holding pickup lines

Hey are you the lottery girl on TV?
Cause I can see you holding my balls

My Love fer you is like diarrhea. I can’t hold it in.

If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

If I said you had a great body triangle would you hold it against me?

If I had a star for every time you brightened my life, I'd be holding a galaxy.

You’re emo too?! Let’s hold each other and sob.

If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?

*Hits hand somewhere*

+ omg are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

Baby, I'll hold all of the other girls off with my riot shield just so that I can be with you.

I'm the boot, you're the lace holding me together.

Can I get a large chicken breast, hold the breast?

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

Want to hold my shaft?

Would you like to hold my sonic screwdriver?

Will you hold my hand?

I wanna tell all my friends i’ve been touched by an angel

Wanna hold the priesthood?

Do you like Wendy's

Then you'll like it Wendy's hands hold yours

You hold me until I recover my Y chromosome again.

Hi, my name is Jared. Believe it or not, right here in my pocket is the iron rod. Wanna hold to it?

I've got quick hands, a fast horse, and strong arms that can hold you tight all night long.

I am a hot lesbian, hold my hand.

If I said you had no control over your body would you hold it against me?

It's not about how big it is, but how long you can hold it up.

On the off chance that you think my camel is amazing, hold up until you see my snake.