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Top 50 Knees Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Knees pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Knees conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey I'm not religious

    But If I was with you
    I'd be on my knees every day

  2. Add olio to the end of their name because like polio, they make your knees week

    I.e "my nickname for you is gonna be nicolio- because much like polio, you're making my knees week"

  3. Hey guys, I need some good ones

    So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

    edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

  4. Are you like Arthritis?

    Because you make me go weak in my knees.

  5. Hey girl, are you George Floyd?

    Because I would get on one knee for you.

  6. Are you the 100 breast? Cause baby you make my knees weak.

  7. You want to play volleyball ? Because it looks good on your knees!

  8. If you believe in "wind power", this might require you getting your knees dirty.

  9. Do you have a Band-Aid? 'Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

  10. Man: Is this seat empty?
    Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
    Man: Probably because you’d be on your knees greeting my crotch.

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Funny knees pickup lines

Let's make a deal dearie you show me the beast you think you are & I'll get down on my knees and show you the beauty in it.

Your handles got me on my knees.

You'll be sliding on your knees for more than a volleyball.

Hey, are you a cataplectic attack?

Because you make my knees weak

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This is a funny Knees pickup line!

Are you a boxer? [No] Well, how about getting on your knees and giving me two blows to the head?

Ironman is red. Thor's hair is gold. Get on your knees and do as you're told.

Sorry about your knee. I was aiming for your heart.

How bout you take my arrow somewhere other than your knee?

I would get down on one knee but.. well you know the story.

Ouch! I scraped my knee falling for you.

Get on your knees, open your mouth, and hail Xenu!

Are you Mom's spaghetti?

Are you Mom's spaghetti? Because you make my knees weak and my palms sweaty.

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Working Knees tinder opener

I may not be Christian but

I’ll still get on my knees for you

I may not be religious, but

I'll be on my knees for you.

Hey girl, are you arthritis?

Because you make me weak in the knees.

Do you go to church often? Cause you're gonna be on your knees tonight.

Do you go to church often?

Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.

Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one

When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever

Help I think I need crutches

Because your beauty made my knees weak

Are your palms sweaty?

Knees weak. Arms are heavy. There’s vomit on his sweater already. Mom’s spaghetti.

Will you be the arrow in my knee?

Hey, do you have a band aid?

I skinned my knee when I fell for you...

Are you a dive set? Because you leave my knees weak.