Top 50 Alphabets Pick Up lines

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1. If I could rearrange the alphabet

   I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together

2. Alphabet starts with A BC

   Number starts with 1 2 3
   
   Music starts with Do Re Mi
   
   So can love start with you and me

3. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.

4. If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet, I'd put E and U together.

5. Honestly we should just cancel the alphabet in general

   There’s no need for segregation because I think U and I should be together.

6. If I were a letter in the alphabet I'd be a Q,

   Because I always want to be next to U.

7. Did you know there are only 20 letters in the alphabet?

   "no there is 26"
   
   
   "oh I forgot U R A Q T"
   
   
   
   "That's still only 25?!?"
   
   
   "dont worry you'll get the D later"

8. I consider my life to be like the alphabet.

   Without U, it's incomplete.

9. If I could rearrange the alphabet...

   I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.

10. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put ewe and I together.

Funny alphabets pickup lines

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put P and V next to each other.
Now excuse me while I run away in shame.

You: spell me. Her: me. You: you forgot the d. Her: theres no d in me. You: not yet.

If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd leave it as it is. Some things are already at their best, that's why I want you the way that you are.

My two favorite letters of the alphabet E Z.

Girl you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet

Girl: aren't there 26 letters
Boy:How could i forget the, u r a q t
Girl: that's still 25
Boy: silly me, you can get the D later

If I could rearrange the alphabet
I'd put my cock in your mouth

Do you know your ABC's? Cause I wanna give you the 4th letter of the alphabet.

You remind me of my favorite letters in the alphabet.

U R A Q T

Do you like Alphabet soup? Cause you gonna be choking on the D

We need to cancel the alphabet.

There is no need for segregation, U And I should be together.





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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I can rearrange the alphabets...

I'll put u and i together

Wanna know my favorite letters of the alphabet

U R A Q T & D N U

Aye girl if I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and D togeather

Cause you beaU-Dful

And im tryna smash

You remind me of 20 letters of the Alphabet

;There’s 26 letters
:Silly me how could I forget that U R A QT
;That’s only 25
:You’ll get the D later

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would bang you in the barn.

Me: You remind me of the 25 letters in the alphabet

Her: what about the other one

Me: I'll give you the D in the morning

Dang, I know every letter in the alphabet…

I just wish that I know u

If i could choose any alphabet

I would still choose u

My favourite letters of the russian alphabet are Ю and Я.

If I could rearrange the alphabet

I would put U and I together

Screw the alphabet

Cuz damn U R A Q T

I managed to copywrite some letters of the alphabet...

I'd totally lose an "I" to get "U"