Top 37 Horny Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Horny chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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It's not that I'm Horny all the time,
It's just that you're sexy all the time
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The deer is not the only one horny.
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I wear my helmet everywhere, and I love getting horny in bed.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Ima.
Ima who? Ima horny, let's screw.
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You’re the tricera-tops and you’re making me horny.
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Knock knock! Who’s there? Jamaican.
Jamaican who? Jamaican me horny.
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Girl, Are you Disneyland? Because you make me Matter-horny.
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Your daddy must play the trumpet, cuz your making me horny!
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I'm a triceratops, and if you can't already tell I'm pretty horny.
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Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.
Funny horny pickup lines
Roses are red, cacti are thorny...
Damn your body, makes me so horny
Roses are Red and it’s stem is Thorny.
When I’m around you, you make me really horny.
This sub is full of horny mfs
No joke here just letting you know 75% of these would not work.
Hey baby, are you a doctor?
Cuz I got a bad case of the Horny
When I met you I turned into a unicorn, because now I'm horny
My friend said this to someone and I cringed, surprisingly it worked!
Are you a Demon?
Because I’m horny for you
Pray for me guys, I'm sick
Sick of being horny as fuck
Are you a tyrannosaurus?
Because you made me horny 3 times in one day.
Ay girl, are you Satan?
Cuz I'm \*horny\* for you
The one my great grandfather used.
Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
Your daddy must play the trumpet, because your making me horny!
I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!
Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.
Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’
Hi. I'm horny.
This may seem cheesy, but you make me really horny.
You make me RY-HORNY!
If you're feeling kinda horny, baby I want to make you mine. (Kid in Love)
Are you Kulve Taroth because you look pretty horny and I wanna knock your clothes off
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
I am Super Horny for you.
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.