Top 42 Horny Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Horny pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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It's not that I'm Horny all the time,
It's just that you're sexy all the time
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The deer is not the only one horny.
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I wear my helmet everywhere, and I love getting horny in bed.
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Knock knock! Who's there? Ima.
Ima who? Ima horny, let's screw.
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You’re the tricera-tops and you’re making me horny.
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Knock knock! Who’s there? Jamaican.
Jamaican who? Jamaican me horny.
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Girl, Are you Disneyland? Because you make me Matter-horny.
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Your daddy must play the trumpet, cuz your making me horny!
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I'm a triceratops, and if you can't already tell I'm pretty horny.
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I like my women how I like my deer
Big racks and horny, and I’m gunna take a shot at you.
Funny horny pickup lines
Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.
Roses are red
Cacti are thorny
I just can't help
That you make me so horny
Roses are red, cacti are thorny...
Damn your body, makes me so horny
Chipotle burritos make horny, and we should totally get some for dinner tonight.
Are you Jamaican? cuz ja'makin me horny
Roses are Red and it’s stem is Thorny.
When I’m around you, you make me really horny.
This sub is full of horny mfs
No joke here just letting you know 75% of these would not work.
Hey baby, are you a doctor?
Cuz I got a bad case of the Horny
When I met you I turned into a unicorn, because now I'm horny
My friend said this to someone and I cringed, surprisingly it worked!
Are you a Demon?
Because I’m horny for you
Pray for me guys, I'm sick
Sick of being horny as fuck
Ay girl, are you Satan?
Cuz I'm \*horny\* for you
Are you a tyrannosaurus?
Because you made me horny 3 times in one day.
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
I am Super Horny for you.
I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!
Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.
Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’
Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)
This may seem cheesy, but you make me really horny.
You make me RY-HORNY!
If you're feeling kinda horny, baby I want to make you mine. (Kid in Love)
Are you Kulve Taroth because you look pretty horny and I wanna knock your clothes off