Top 37 horny Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Horny chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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The deer is not the only one horny.
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I wear my helmet everywhere, and I love getting horny in bed.
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You’re the tricera-tops and you’re making me horny.
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I hope I'm not Russian into things but Jamaican me horny!
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Girl, Are you Disneyland? Because you make me Matter-horny.
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Your daddy must play the trumpet, cuz your making me horny!
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I'm a triceratops, and if you can't already tell I'm pretty horny.
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Don't make me horny. You wouldn't like me when I'm horny.
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Are you Jamaican ?
Because your ja-makin me horny
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Roses are red, cacti are thorny...
Damn your body, makes me so horny
Latest horny chat up lines
Hey baby, are you a doctor?
Cuz I got a bad case of the Horny
When I met you I turned into a unicorn, because now I'm horny
My friend said this to someone and I cringed, surprisingly it worked!
Are you a Demon?
Because I’m horny for you
Are you a tyrannosaurus?
Because you made me horny 3 times in one day.
Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?
Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.
We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.
Ok so, pick you up around 5?
Ay girl, are you Satan?
Cuz I'm \*horny\* for you
The one my great grandfather used.
Good morrow Fair maiden, for I have cometh to inform thee that I desire thine choochie, as I'm a horny cunt who wishes nothing more than to suckle from the flesh of thine bosom.
Are you French-horny for my trom-boner?
Are you a trumpet player? Because you sure are makin' me horny!
Knock knock! Who's there? Ima. Ima who? Ima horny, let's screw.
Knock knock! Who's there? Jamaican. Jamaican who? Jamaican me horny.
I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!
Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.
Did I make you horny? (Triceratops)
Hi. I'm horny.
This may seem cheesy, but you make me really horny.
You make me RY-HORNY!
If you're feeling kinda horny, baby I want to make you mine. (Kid in Love)
Are you Kulve Taroth because you look pretty horny and I wanna knock your clothes off
I am Super Horny for you.
Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’
This may seem corny, but you make me really horny.
Did you ask Santa for a rhino this year? Because you look like you could use something horny.
I'm French Horny for your tromboner.
Your daddy must play the trumpet, because your making me horny!