The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Inch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Inch pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Inch tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Girl, are you a computer?

    Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

  2. For covid times

    Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead

  3. I can give you 8 inches. It's just that

    You will get it in 2 installments.

  4. For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…

    I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.

  5. A big nsfw but still good

    Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears

  6. I’m not the weather girl

    But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

  7. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

  8. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

  9. If beauty was inches... you'd go for a miles

  10. Are you a fan of rock music?

    Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail


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What is a Inch pickup line?

Working inch pickup lines

Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you're a keeper.

Hey girl , do you want 12 inches of dick tonight ?

we can have sex 4 times

How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

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This is a funny Inch pickup line!

My 9-iron is 12 inches.

Do you like subway ?
Cause I got a 6 inch for you

If I’m ever too short you can always add inches inside me

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

I ain’t no weatherman

But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight

Roses are red, violets are blue, your 2 inches feels like 6 because I have feelings for you!

Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

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Working Inch tinder opener

Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

My stick is an oversize 29 inches.

Baby im like a snowstorm...

I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.

You don’t have to go to Subway

To get 6 Inches of Meat Between your Buns

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

The Eiffel Tower grows 6 inches in the summer! And so do i when i see you

You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.

Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

Do you work at subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong ;)

Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.