Top 50 Inch Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Inch pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Girl, are you a computer?

   Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

2. For covid times

   Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead

3. I can give you 8 inches. It's just that

   You will get it in 2 installments.

4. A big nsfw but still good

   Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears

5. I’m not the weather girl

   But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

6. You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

7. Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

8. If beauty was inches... you'd go for a miles

9. Are you a fan of rock music?

   Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail

10. Hey girl, you must be 15 inches cause you're a keeper.

Funny inch pickup lines

How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

My 9-iron is 12 inches.

Yes my dick might only be four inches

But it smells like a foot

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.

I ain’t no weatherman

But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight

Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?

Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

Baby im like a snowstorm...

I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.

You don’t have to go to Subway

To get 6 Inches of Meat Between your Buns

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning

Do you work at subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong ;)

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Do you like magic?

I know three ways to make six inches disappear.

I was going to be a pro basketball player

But God put 10 inches in the wrong fuckin spot

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.