You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If beauty was inches... you'd go for a miles

Are you a fan of rock music?

Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail

Hey girl , do you want 12 inches of d**... tonight ?

we can have s**... 4 times

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

My 9-iron is 12 inches.

If I’m ever too short you can always add inches inside me

I'm no weatherman but you should expect a few inches tonight

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your 2 inches feels like 6 because I have feelings for you!

Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?

Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

You don’t have to go to Subway

To get 6 Inches of Meat Between your Buns

Baby im like a snowstorm...

I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

The Eiffel Tower grows 6 inches in the summer! And so do i when i see you

You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning

Do you work at subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong ;)

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.

Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

You know what I have in common with the snow? Eight inches.

Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Do you like magic?

I know three ways to make six inches disappear.

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile.

Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears.

The weather's calling for 5 inches… But I can show you 12.

"With your 69-inch height, you're stealing stars from the sky and putting them in my eyes."

"With a gentle kiss on your hand, may I unfold the beautiful tale woven into every inch of your divine ensemble?"

"Your saree hugs your curves like poetry, making every inch of you an irresistible verse I'd love to explore."

"Your body is a masterpiece, and tonight, I want to explore every inch of it with my touch."

"I might not know your likes yet, but I'm sure I'd like to explore every inch of your captivating beauty."

"Is that heart locket as adventurous as you? Because I'd love to explore every inch of your desires."

"You're more than beautiful, you're a world I'm craving to map every inch of."

"Two inches? Guess you'll be surprised when the depth of my love for you unravels tonight."

"Since you love every inch of your body, mind if I worship it too?"

"Are you a garden? Because I want to explore every inch of you under the stars tonight."

The weather is calling for 5 inches, well because they haven't seen the 12 inches I have for you tonight.

"Your height might be 5'4 and a half, but in my heart, you stand taller than any skyscraper."

"Are you a cinnamon roll? Cause every inch of you is deliciously tempting."

"Are you a cake? Because I find myself wanting to savor every inch and taste of your sweetness."

"Playing in the dirt all day, babe? Let me be the soap to your muscular canvas, scrubbing every chiseled inch."

Can i be your snow storm?

I'll give you a few more inches than you were expecting. leave you a wet mess and make it mildly inconvenient for you to walk the next day.

"Can I be your math tutor? Because I promise to never under or overestimate my figures again."

"Is your body a canvas? Because every inch of you is a masterpiece I'd love to explore."

"Is your name Art? Because every petite inch of you is an exquisite masterpiece that I can't stop admiring."

"You're dirtied those big jock muscles, now let me be the lucky guy to scrub every inch until you're begging for more."

"Is your name Art? Because every inch of you is a masterpiece that my heart can't stop admiring."

"Your body is my treasure map, and tonight, I want to explore every inch of it."

"I'd love to explore the depths of your mind, while appreciating every inch of your beauty. Let's dive into this adventure together."

"Even if you call me slow, darling, it just means I'm taking my time to adore every inch of you."

"Is your name 'Couch'? Because every time you strip down, I yearn to support every inch of your beautiful tease."

I'm going to treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 8 inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

"Your booty is a masterpiece, darling, I just can't wait to explore every inch of its captivating terrain."

"Indeed, I saw you naked and it was like viewing an exquisite painting; I'm simply trying to appreciate the art."

"Your thick thighs are a masterpiece, darling, and I'm just an artist dying to explore every inch."

"Your 100-inch masterpiece has gravity pulling me in ways I've never experienced before."