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80 Inch Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 inch pick up lines for her and flirty inch rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about inch that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your inch rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny inch pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty inch joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Inch Rizz

A good Inch pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Girl, are you a computer?

    Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.

  2. For covid times

    Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead

  3. I can give you 8 inches. It's just that

    You will get it in 2 installments.

  4. For those girls who only like guys who are 6 feet or taller…

    I’m only 5’10”, so if 2 inches is a big deal to you, then I got some bad news and I got some great news for you.

  5. A big nsfw but still good

    Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears

  6. I’m not the weather girl

    But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

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What is a good Inch pickup line?

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Short and cute inch pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about inch are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You can expect more than a couple inches tonight.

Is that an Angry Inch in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

If beauty was inches... you'd go for a miles

Are you a fan of rock music?

Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail

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Smooth Inch pickup line

Hey girl , do you want 12 inches of d**... tonight ?

we can have s**... 4 times

How about you come to my place, and I show you my 8 inch discus?!

I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

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Cheesy inch Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I'm no weather man but

You should climb into bed expecting 7-10 inches tonight only to be disappointed by 3 that's gone soft in 15 minutes.

My 9-iron is 12 inches.

Do you like subway ?
Cause I got a 6 inch for you

If I’m ever too short you can always add inches inside me

I'm no weatherman but you should expect a few inches tonight

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

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Working Inch tinder opener

Roses are red, violets are blue, your 2 inches feels like 6 because I have feelings for you!

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Funny inch Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Inch conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Yo girl. Are you a cubed dice roughly a quarter of an inch on every side? Because you fine.

So you chicks wanna see my 8 inch discus or what?

Want to prove the inch per gallon rule wrong?

Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest

My stick is an oversize 29 inches.

Baby im like a snowstorm...

I bring you 6-8 inches overnight and make it mildey Inconvenient for you to walk in the morning.

You don’t have to go to Subway

To get 6 Inches of Meat Between your Buns

I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

The Eiffel Tower grows 6 inches in the summer! And so do i when i see you

You know why they call me a snowstorm?

Cause I’ll give ya 5’-8’ inches and make it slightly harder for you to walk in the morning

Do you work at subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong ;)

Good evening Ladies. You can call me Subway.

Because I've got low quality meat and lie about being 6 inches

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Clever inch Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Inch hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

It's 12 basis points long actually. What's a basis point? Oh it's a financial measurement for inches.

You know what I have in common with the snow? Eight inches.

Can I treat you like a snowstorm?

I'll give you 5-8 inches and make it midly incoveinient for you to walk.

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

I can't control the rain, but you can expect a few inches tonight"

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Do you like magic?

I know three ways to make six inches disappear.

Are you a subway employee?

Because you smell like onions and lied about giving me 6 inches.

Are you a subway meal deal?

Because my six inch just turned into a footlong

It doesn't matter if you win by an inch or a mile.

Is that a Promise Ring 12-inch in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

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Smooth inch Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Inch pickup lines make her give you her number.

Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears.

Hey baby, this iPad's not the only thing that's 9.7 inches and magical.

The weather's calling for 5 inches… But I can show you 12.

The weather is calling for 5 inches, well because they haven't seen the 12 inches I have for you tonight.

Can i be your snow storm?

I'll give you a few more inches than you were expecting. leave you a wet mess and make it mildly inconvenient for you to walk the next day.

I'm going to treat you like a snowstorm
Give you 8 inches and make it mildly inconvenient for you to move in the morning.

Are you a weather woman?

Cause I’m seeing 8 inches in your forecast.

Girl, there’s a reason im not tall

God put the inches in the wrong place ;)

I'm not a weatherman...

But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days

She:How tall are you?

She:How tall are you?
He:I was supposed to be 6'10.
She:So what happened?
He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.

Girl you’re so short

So let me put some inches on you

Are we close friends yet?

I wanna be -6 inches closer.

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Flirty inch Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Inch pick up lines are made to get him interested.

It may not be snowing today

But you’ll wake up with 8 inches tomorrow

Hey girl do you work at subway?

Cuz you just made my 6 inch into a footlong.

Everyone calls me a king

Because a king is a ruler and a ruler is 12 inches

Your pixels per inch is astounding.

Why would you pay $5 for a footlong when...

You can get these two inches for free?

Young lady, young miss, young Cindy Lou Who? Would you be fillhoolupped if I talked to you? I regret to inform you, my heart is two sizes too small. But what I lack in heart, I make up for in gall. So come with me, lovely duzzler, though I may be a Grinch. I’ll impress you a mile, if you give me an inch. All the Whos down in Whoville, With jintinglers and gardoombas, Have nothing on you dear and your set of bazoombas.

I’m short AF,

Gimme some of your inches.

(Only works for short ppl. Or ig if you’re shorter than the desired person 🤔)

Could I treat you like a snowstorm

Give you 6 inches, make you walk funny and leave a mushy mess afterwards

What's 8 inches and can ruin your a day?

A brick

Hey, do you want twelve inches inside you tonight?

That means we can have kiss four times

I feel like I'm a pizza

7 inches, thick, loaded with cheese, and I'm all you need ;)

If yo girl asks for a ruler

I don't need a ruler; I've got a 12-inch reference.

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Cringe inch Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Be sure to try this one.

Hey girl, are you a biologist? Cause you can study my inch-worm.

Do work for Subway?

Because you’re making my 6-inch a footlong.

Wonder how they'll feel when the ladies find out it's really 5.5 inches.

You better not be expecting 12 inches tonight

Or else you’ll be disappointed

I know we have only just met, but I would like to get to know you on a deeper level

About 8 inches deeper

Are you the white mountains?
Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff).


Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this.


She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea

What has a (number)-inch blade and never loses reception?

How about we head over to the bedroom and you can find out.

Do you take payment

Do you take payment in dollars or inches?

It may not snow on our first date

But you can expect to get a full 6 inches

Hey girl, I’m a fully-fledged meteorologist and something’s telling me you’re in for a few inches tonight.

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Inch love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Inch chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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