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Top 20 Murder Pick Up lines

Do you love solving mysteries or watching crime TV shows like CSI or Bones? Do you love going to murder mystery parties or solving murder cases in online games like Agar.io or Crossy Road? Use these clever and witty pick up lines to help you flirt with your loved ones!

  1. Hey, do you have a favorite flower? I was just curious which ones I should put on the casket when I murder that pussy

  2. Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

  3. Are you a chainsaw murderer? Cuz I am head over heels.

  4. I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

  5. Are you a murderer?

    Coz you're killing me with those looks.

  6. Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.

  7. What's your favorite flower? Just curious what I should put on the casket when I murder your pussy

  8. Are you a murderer?

    If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
    And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.

    Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
    'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
    Try others as well...

  9. Tell me gorgeous do you like true crime

    Because you can sit back and watch while I murder your pussy

  10. Hey, what's your favorite flower? I was just curious what you wanted me to put on the casket when I murder that pussy


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What is a Murder pickup line?

Working murder pickup lines

Are you murder?
Cuz I got you on my mind.

Hey babe, lets go into bed and have some murdering fun.

Did you murder Mr Black?!

POI: “What?”

Because I want to take you back to the lounge and make a move!

Hey baby are you a murderer?

Because your looks can kill.

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This is a funny Murder pickup line!

Hey baby, are you a murderer?

Because since I met you all the other girls suddenly disappeared

Do you like murder mysteries...
Because I’ve been a suspect in 4 murder cases.

I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.

Are you're free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to murder your cat?

When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.