65 Murder Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you love solving mysteries or watching crime TV shows like CSI or Bones? Do you love going to murder mystery parties or solving murder cases in online games like Agar.io or Crossy Road? Use these clever and witty pick up lines to help you flirt with your loved ones!

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Hey, do you have a favorite flower? I was just curious which ones I should put on the casket when I m**... that p**...
Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.
Are you a chainsaw murderer? Cuz I am head over heels.
I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.
Are you a murderer?

Coz you're killing me with those looks.
Meat is m**..., but meat's gonna make you scream.

Here are 65 murder pick up lines for her and flirty murder rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your murder rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny murder pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty murder joke for a great chat response.

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about murder are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

What's your favorite flower? Just curious what I should put on the casket when I m... your p...

Are you a murderer?

If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
And if she says yes, then obviously you are s**....

Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
Try others as well...

"You must be related to Jeff the Killer, because your smile is absolutely murder on my self-control!"

"Your beauty is so lethal, it could be considered a crime of passion."

"Are you related to Jeff the killer? Because your smile is murderously charming!"

"Your seductive charm is so deadly, I'm sure this time you're going to murder me with desire."

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because you just made a perfect getaway with mine."

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"Is it a crime that your smile just stole my heart away, because I might need a lawyer now."

"Are you Jeff the Killer? Because every time you smile, it's a murderously charming sight I can't resist."

"Are you Jeff the Killer? Cause you've definitely just murdered my ability to think straight."

"Are you a murder drone? Because my heart's defenses can't seem to withstand your captivating strike."

"Is your smile a mystery? Because it's killing me not knowing you yet."

"Do you like murder mysteries? Because your smile is killing me, and it's a crime I don’t mind solving."

"Are you a detective? Because every time you look at me, my heart surrenders as if it's guilty of stealing your attention."

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Try using funny and charming Murder conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

"In this lifetime, I've seen many crimes, but stealing my heart should be your only one."

"Darling, is it murder if every look I give you is killing you with love?"

Tell me gorgeous do you like true crime

Because you can sit back and watch while I m**... your p**...

"Are you a crime scene? Because I can't help but keep scanning for clues to your heart."

"In your eyes, I would never be a murderer, instead, I'd be a thief, stealing your heart away forever."

"Is your name evidence? Because I've been searching for you in every episode of my life's mystery series."

"That black lingerie of yours? It's a crime scene, because you just murdered every other vision of beauty I've had."

"I might not be Jeff the Killer, but you've definitely murdered my ability to focus on anything else!"

"If looks could kill, you'd definitely be the most charming criminal I've ever seen."

"Well, I'm more into stealing hearts than committing crimes, but if you're up for it we can plan our great candy heist together."

"Like Reza with his drones, I can't help but gravitate towards your electrifying presence."

"Sweetheart, the only way I'd murder you is by stealing your heart with my undying love."

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Using good and clever Murder hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Are you a crime scene? Because my heart is dead without you."

"Do you have a license to kill? Because your smile just murdered my pessimism!"

"Are you a detective? Because I can't seem to hide the evidence of my heart beating faster around you."

"Just like the Grim Sleeper, I'm guilty too - of stealing glances at your captivating beauty all night."

"Is your smile a weapon? Because it's killing me with desire, making every other girl look like a crime scene."

"Do I need an alibi? Because I just killed the competition when I fell for you."

Hey, what's your favorite flower? I was just curious what you wanted me to put on the casket when I m... that p...

"Can you feel that? It's the palpitation of a heart that beats only for you."

"Are you a serial killer? Because your looks are absolutely murdering my self-control."

"Is your smile a crime scene? Because it's absolutely killing me."

"Dangerously attractive, you must be guilty of stealing hearts. Should we talk about it over dinner?"

"Your beauty is so lethal, I think this time for sure, you're going to commit a crime of passion."

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Using these smooth Murder pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Your smile is so captivating, it could put even the world's greatest mystery novel to shame."

"Murder? Oh no, my expertise lies in making you fall for me over and over again, not sure how legal that is though."

"Just like a perfect alibi, your presence makes every wrongdoing in my day completely disappear."

"Are you a detective? Because your smile just murdered my heart in the most beautiful way."

"Like the mystery of the Grim Sleeper's pursuits, the allure of your charm has me intrigued and smitten."

"Are your eyes like crime scenes? Because I can't help but lose myself examining the clues to your heart."

"Are you a crime scene? Because I want to spend my entire night trying to figure you out."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again...with my killer smile?"

"If looks could kill, you'd definitely be a serial heart breaker."

Are you m**...?

Cuz I got you on my mind.

Hey baby are you a murderer?

Because your looks can kill.

Girl, are you a power socket?

Cos I would love to stick a knife into you

(It’s triple meaning so just make sure she doesn’t think you’re a murderer)

Flirty murder Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Murder pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Hey babe, lets go into bed and have some murdering fun.

Do you like m**... mysteries...

Because I’ve been a suspect in 4 m**... cases.

Hey baby, are you a murderer?

Because since I met you all the other girls suddenly disappeared

Did you m**... Mr Black?!

POI: “What?”

Because I want to take you back to the lounge and make a move!

When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the m**... charge.

I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.

Are you're free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to m**... your cat?

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Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Murder love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Murder openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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