Top 33 Murder Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Murder pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Whats your favorite flower?

   Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

2. Do I know you? Because you look just like every guy I've ever murdered.

3. Are you a chainsaw murderer? Cuz I am head over heels.

4. Roses or Daisys?

   I just need to know what to put on the grave after I murder that pussy.

5. I'd go south of your border even if it meant having to fight murderers AND rapists.

6. Damn girl are you a lawyer

   Because I’ve been convicted of 3 separate, but related, counts of murder and am in need of an attorney that get me the best possible outcome for my trial

7. Are you a murderer?

   Coz you're killing me with those looks.

8. Meat is murder, but meat's gonna make you scream.

9. Are you a murderer?

   If she says no, "Then why are you killing me with those looks".
   And if she says yes, then obviously you are screwed.
   
   Edit: Guys there could be other variations to this as well, like
   'You could go to jail for this', 'for killing people with your looks'
   Try others as well...

10. Roses or Daisies?

    Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy

Funny murder pickup lines

What kind of flowers do you like?
Her: Lilies, why?

Because I need to know what to put on your casket, after I murder that pussy

I gonna throw gang signs at yo pussy

To let it know I’m about to murder it

Damn, damn, gurl! Are you a murderer?

Cuz you put the ass ass in assassin. Finish me with those killer thighs bebe plzz

Are you a cat or a dog person?

You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them

My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes

Are you a vampire?

Because I want to shove my wooden stake in you and murder that pussy

Are you murder?
Cuz I got you on my mind.

Hey baby are you a murderer?

Because your looks can kill.

Did you murder Mr Black?!

POI: “What?”

Because I want to take you back to the lounge and make a move!

Hey girl, do you have pet insurance?

If not, you need to get some because I'm gonna murder that pussy

Is your vagina Jeffrey Epstein?

Cuz I want to murder it.

Girl, are you a power socket?

Cos I would love to stick a knife into you

(It’s triple meaning so just make sure she doesn’t think you’re a murderer)

Roses or daisies?

Great! Now i know what kind of flowers to put on your grave after i murder that pussy.

Hey babe, lets go into bed and have some murdering fun.

Do you like roses or violets?

Because I want to know what to put on your grave after I murder that pussy

Hey baby, are you a murderer?

Because since I met you all the other girls suddenly disappeared

Do you like murder mysteries...

Because I’ve been a suspect in 4 murder cases.

Hey girl, are you a James Bond villain?

Because you make me want to murder pussy galore.

Roses or daises? Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy.

Are you're free this Friday? Would you like to have dinner or do I have to murder your cat?

I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for you.

When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just talking about the murder charge.