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Top 50 Emo Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Emo pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would probably leave it how it is bc none of this matters and life is meaningless.

  2. You're not Brendon Urie but you can put my heart beating faster faster...

  3. I'll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.

  4. I'm fairly your bed.

  5. I'm not a Vampire but i'll bite your neck like one.

  6. I'm emo.

  7. Come back to my place and I'll show you my eyeliner collection.

  8. You're good, but so was MCR and they broke up.

  9. You make my soul a little less black.

  10. Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

Funny emo pickup lines

If I had chemical I'd want some romance with you.

Babe I bet you're tighter than my skinny jeans.

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

The only thing I like darker than you is coffee.

I'm wishing to be the friction in your jeans.

Wanna see my 21" gun?

You’re emo too?! Let’s hold each other and sob.

Hey baby are you a nightmare because I think your gorgeous.

I’m an emotionless bastard who served as a replacement for an emo bastard.

My heart isn't the only thing I want you to be feeling tonight.

Scared you'll get hurt like you did last time? darling you'll be okay, you're not alone you're with me.

My velocity isn't the only thing that's gonna make you sweat tonight.

My love for you is as deep as the cuts I made on my wrist.

I convinced MCR to get back together.

I love your eyeliner, may i smudge it?

Let’s go beat up some emo kids!

Let's have sex and listen to MCR.

If my hair wasn't covering my eyes right now, I'd be staring at you.

Baby, your face can make MCR get back together.

You can borrow my eyeliner.

Hey baby are you death? Cause I'm just waiting for you to cum.

I like the way your bangs cover your eyes.

How about you and I get together and we'll make our own rebel love song.