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Following is our collection of Nudes chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, are you the NSA? Because I wouldn't mind if you shared my nudes among your friends.

  2. Roses are red, violets are violet

    I have no lyrical ability, send nudes

  3. If you are looking for the heart of a guy who likes older music:

    *"Mr Sendman! Send me some nudes*

    *Not just from yourself but all other dudes*

    *Give you some head like roses and clover*

    *Tell you your loneliest nights are over"*

    Would work for me

  4. Let’s protest in the nude… in my bedroom.

  5. Will you change my oil in the nude?

  6. Curiosity is great.

    Don’t google translate this ;) നിങ്ങൾ ഇത് വിവർത്തനം ചെയ്തു. ഇപ്പോൾ നിങ്ങൾ നഗ്നത അയയ്ക്കണം (Rough translation: you translated it. Now you have to send nudes)

  7. You know why I Names my dick Rihanna?

    So I can make like Chris Brown and Beat the shit of it. Now send me some nudes bitch.

  8. Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

    Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me.

    We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life.

    Ok so, pick you up around 5?

  9. Lean close, put chyer lips to her shell-like ear, an' whisper the Nude Raider cheat codes.

  10. How many COD points does it take to unlock on nudes?

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