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Top 50 Shit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shit pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Babe, you smell like shit, sorry!

  2. The universe doesn't give a shit about you, but I do.

  3. I'm gonna disrupt the shit out of your technology.

  4. Damn Subaru, you Impreza the shit out of me!

  5. Hey girl I just shit my pants

    Mind if I get in yours

  6. Did it hurt?

    When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit

  7. Are you a Stephen King novel?

    Because you thick as hell and scare the shit out of me

  8. If you were an item at an Indian restaurant, you would have three chillies next to your name...

    Because you make me shit myself!

  9. Hey are you a Star Wars fan?

    Cuz Yoda one I'm trynna fuck the shit out of tonight

  10. Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cause that shit looks precious.

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Are you a toilet?
Because you look like shit today.

Are your parents assholes?

Because you're the shit.

Dang, your so hot if you ate bread you would shit toast

There it is

I'm married so you know I won't be all clingy and shit!

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Are you a toilet in a burning church?

Because holy shit you’re hot!

Hey girl are you constipated
Because I want to fuck the shit out of you

Fucker stole my heart

Can't have shit in Detroit

I just shit my bed

Can we share yours?

Excuse me, I just shit my pants.

Can I get into yours?

Damn girl, do you eat ass?

Cause your breath smells like shit!

Best line, Ever.

Hey babe, is your dad a farmer? because I want to shit in your mouth.

I legitimately heard someone say this to a pretty attractive woman one time

Are you a massive brick wall?

Because I'd shit down the government to have you

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Working Shit tinder opener

Roses are red. Violets are bule.

Excuse me, miss? Can I fuck the shit outta you?

Can you solve a debate for me?

I think I’m an 8/10 but my friend thinks I’m more of a 7/10. What do you think?

I thought I’d ask you because you look like a solid 10 and you probably know your shit.

Hey girl are you a Rubik’s Cube?

Because fuck you! you stupid piece of shit!

So stupid that it just might work

I just shit my pants. can i get in yours?

Roses are red, violets are blue....

I just took a shit, that looks like you

Are you my wife?

Cause I want to beat the shit out of u

Damn girl, are you my parents?

Because I'm gonna disappoint the shit out if you and call you when I need money.

I know they say you shouldn't shit where you eat

But damn girl, can I eat where you shit?

Youre like heroin

I want to fall asleep with you in my arms

2nd time posting cause my english is shit

Roses are red violets are blue

I want to fuck the shit outta you

Are you my controller?

Because i want to smash the shit out of you