If you are looking for da shit, you can stop looking. I can get you elevated.

Are you cytoskelrton, no why? Because my cock goblins here and he wants to say no way I've got a cock goblin too ahahah nice dick but like did you use a toothbrush up your ads because that shit clean

Negan: I hope you got your s**... pants on.

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

Girl, if I were a fly, I'd be all over you, because you're the shit!

I admire your mysterious vibe. It adds an intriguing element to your persona. Let's keep unraveling those layers together.

"Haha, quite a fan of Soul Train, aren't we? I feel like we're already grooving on the same rhythm here."

"Well, nothing beats a bit of classic Soul Train! You must have some killer moves then?"

"You and me, we could make our own Honkai impact, but it'd be a third more romantic."

Are you pirates of the pancreas? Cuz we gonna be having a shit load of legal issues after one ride.

Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, you make my toes curl in delight.

I will overstock the living shit out of you.

If a girl accidentally bumps into you: Hey, that’ll be $10 please. You can’t touch this shit for free. What’s your name?

Millionaire status may be fleeting, but your charm is evermore appealing.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the toilet? Cause you're the shit!"

"If you keep piquing my interest like this, I might have to make a detour to your heart."

"Your stuffy nose may hide your fragrance, but it can't disguise your beauty."

I shit on my pants.. can i get into yours ?

Hey baby, I'd love to f**k the shit out of your fake weave

Haha, well, a little mystery is always intriguing. I like getting to know the real you, not just what's posted online.

"Underneath all this chaos, your beauty stands out as the only truth I'd vouch for."

"If you keep tempting me with your curiosity, I might just have to show you my charming side."

Maybe you've just been looking in the wrong places. I promise, I'm the real deal. Want to give us a chance?

Are you a million-dollar pearl in a sea of stones? Because your beauty shines brighter than any throne.

"Not even Kazuha from Genshin Impact can navigate an adventure as captivating as the one I see in your eyes."

Well, lucky for you, I'm as genuine as they come. Let's see if we can hit it off without any BS.

No worries, I appreciate discretion too. Our connection is special, just between us. Let's keep the magic alive. ✨

"Just like the stars are crushed by common people's ignorance, my heart gets crushed by your captivating beauty."

"Your mysterious aura has me intrigued. Care to explore what lies beyond our playful banter?"

Are you a Fortnite battle pass? Because I'd pay good money just to have you around.

"Are you a doctor? Because just seeing your smile makes me feel all better."

"I don't need to know the specifics of your gossip collection to be intrigued - I'm all ears for you."

Wow, that was intense! But hey, I'm more into peaceful dates like picnics in the park. How about we switch gears? 😄

Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your eyes and my toes can't handle it!

"I must be Honkai Star Rails, because I can't help but lose track of time when I'm with you. Can I switch your toilet commitment to me?"

Your smile is the spark that lights up my soul, leaving me with toes curling out of control.

Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than any millionaire's treasure chest.

I'm a rare find then 😉 Authenticity is key for me too. Let's keep it real and see where it goes.

"If standing up to you means I get to see your fierce side, count me in."

You can do me up like Woodrow Wilson, carry my children, exit the building. Let me love you like you're the shit, girl, you're the shit, girl. You're the shit, girl. (Dressed to Digress)

Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.

Hey, are you in a toilet?

Cause you look like shit

"Well, I may not know exactly how much shit you have on people, but I do know you've got my attention."

Your tantalizing mystery has me hooked,
Curious to see where this connection is overlooked.

Are you a terrorist? Because you're the bomb on the CSGO server.

Did you train in gorilla warfare? Because you've got me feeling like the top sniper in your love army!

Are you a millionaire? Because you're the jackpot I've been searching for!

Are you the reason my toes are curling? Because I must say, you're giving me quite a thrill.

"I respect your low tolerance for BS, but can I persuade you to tolerate a genuine conversation over coffee?"

Trust me, I get it. But hey, hopefully we can break that trend together. Ready to give it a shot?

"Is your name Ganyu? Because with every glance, I find myself lost in your Liyue."

"Are you a laxative? Because every time I look at you, I feel a sudden urge to get my shit together."

"I don't need a Stigmata set to know you're the ultimate Herrscher of my heart."

"You love honkai star rail and sleeping, how about we explore dreamy galaxies together and call it our forever?"

"Feeling under the weather? Well, your smile is my sunshine and it could cure any illness."

Is your name Fortnite? Because every time I see you, I can't stop playing.

Are you a Fortnite battle pass? Because you're worth every level and more.

Your fierce words ignite a spark in me,
Yet beneath lies a mystery I long to see.
Your determination, a force so strong,
But I'm curious about what makes you belong.

"Do you play Honkai Star Rail? Because I can't resist the gravitational pull towards you."

"Are you made of sugar? Because being around you got me curling my toes in pleasure."

Damn girl you shit with that ass?!

That air of mystery is quite intriguing, I must say. It just adds to your charm and keeps me even more curious.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be worth a million bucks.

Haha, mystery man, I like it! Keeping them guessing. Can't wait to uncover the real you behind the posts.

"You're a Soul Train fan too? Looks like we've got some groovy common ground."

Are you a bank loan? Because you got my interest and I'm ready to invest.

"A stuffy nose may mask your scent, but it can't hide your radiant beauty."

Are you a millionaire? Because you're worth way more than a million bucks to me.

"In a world full of clay-made collections, you stand out like a rare gem, making every moment special."

"Girl, are you a laxative? Because every time I see you, my heart starts racing uncontrollably."

Hiding in plain sight, I see. Well, I promise not to reveal your secret identity, but you might have to share more with me.

Your words are intense and kinda hot, not gonna lie. But hey, let's keep it friendly before things get too crazy! 😏💬

"Even when you're feeling under the weather, you still manage to outshine every star in the sky."

Your strength is clear, your words sharp as a knife.
But behind that tough facade, there's more to life.
Your passion and drive, a sight to behold,
I'm intrigued by the story that's yet to be told.

"Well, looks aren't everything, so they say! 😉 And I'm sure they can't beat your charisma. Care for a study date?"

"Even when you're sick, you shine brighter than the stars. Need a hand making that stuffy nose disappear?"

I'm intrigued by your mysterious side. Let's keep the fun going and see where this goes.

Wow, your confidence is intriguing. I'm impressed, but don't worry, I won't be the one to mess with a Navy Seal. 😉🔥

Impressive bio! But don't worry, I'm just a chill person looking for good vibes and fun times. Let's grab coffee sometime! ☕

"Are you a Honkai beast? Because my heart's been in Impact mode since I saw you."

Is your name Fortnite? Because I can't stop thinking about you, even when it's not night time.

"I may not know the exact number, but I do know I'd rather be talking about you."

"Are you Kazuha from Genshin Impact? Because even when I'm playing Honkai Star Rail, you're the only impact I want."

Haha, mystery is intriguing! I respect your privacy. Let's create our own little secret world together. 😉

"I see you're not a fan of nonsense, how about we skip the small talk and dive into something real?"

"Are you a plumber? Because I can't handle this shit without you."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, I feel like my toes are curling in excitement.

"Oh, a fellow Soul Train enthusiast! Music sure does tell a lot about a person, doesn't it?"

If toes had feelings, mine would be doing cartwheels every time I look at you.

"In the world of Honkai Impact 3rd, you'd be the rarest character I'd always choose to play with."

"You know, your pickup lines could use a little magic—care for some enchanting coaching over coffee?"

Phew, that was a wild ride! How about we switch gears and talk about something lighter, like our favorite travel destinations? Let's plan an adventure together!

Forget about millionaires, you're the real treasure I've been searching for all along.

"At least they're not as good looking as you, right? 😉 Maybe your textbook needs a little more candlelight dinner time."

"Just like in Genshin Impact, I'd traverse through Mondstadt to Liyue, just to find someone as breathtaking as you."

I may not have a yacht, but I can show you a sunset that even the richest can't buy.

"In the game of love, you're my 5-star character, just like in Genshin Impact."

Are you made of diamonds? Because you shine brighter than any millionaire's wallet.

"If your pickup lines were a movie, I’d watch it for the plot twist—let's rewrite the script together!"

"Is your name Kleenex? Because I can't seem to breathe without you around, even when I'm sick."

If Fortnite were a person, they'd be envious of your beauty and charm.

If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together in my place.

"If I come over there, I might have to show you how charming I can be instead."

"Just like in Genshin Impact, can I make you the protagonist of my world?"

Are you made of sugar? Because seeing you has me curling my toes in sweet delight.

Are you a magician? Because when I see you, my toes curl like a disappearing rabbit!

Hey. Amber is the color of your energy because you look like you shit in beds.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because the impact's got me toe-curling with laughter!

"Are you Kiana from Honkai Impact? Because my world revolves around you like a Valkyrie in battle."

"Just like Honkai Impact 3rd's epic battles, our chemistry is too explosive to ignore. What do you think?"

Your words are like a secret raid, I can't resist falling for your deadly charm.

"Is your nose feeling stuffy? Because you just blew me away with your strength and beauty."

Are you Amber Heard?

Because I want to get this Johnny, Depp into your shit.

“Damn girl/dude, do you shit with that ass”

"I see we share a common groove! Do you prefer classic Soul Train episodes or recent ones?"

"Even in the Sea of Quanta, it's your smile that impacts me the most."

If your beauty was a currency, you'd be worth more than all the millionaires put together.

You must be a ray of sunshine because just thinking about you has me curling my toes in happiness.

I respect that. Let's create our own private world where we can share our true selves without any judgment.

Your enigma only makes me more curious. Let's create our own little world where it's just us two, keeping our secrets safe.

"Well, curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back. Care to take that risk with me?"

Are you a toilet brush?

Cuz I'm the SHIT

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'Cause even millionaires would pay to be with you.

"Are you Kazuha from Genshin Impact? Because you've swept me off my feet faster than an Anemo skill."

"Are you toilet paper? Because I simply can't stand the thought of you not being around when things get messy."

Are you shit

Cuz I want you in my pants

Did you fall from heaven?

Cause your face looks like shit!

Did you know I'm trained in warfare, but your beauty is what truly takes my breath away.

"I'm intrigued by your feisty vibe. Let's chat more and see where this goes."

"Feeling under the weather? Your smile is still more contagious than any flu."

"Did you step on a pile of dog shit? Because I am stuck on you."