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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Shit Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Shit chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'm like the weather, when it gets wet

    You gotta cum inside!!!

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    edit: oh shit for someone who's new

    this blew up!!!!!!!!!

    upvotes for anyone who comments

  2. Babe, you smell like shit, sorry!

  3. The universe doesn't give a shit about you, but I do.

  4. I'm gonna disrupt the shit out of your technology.

  5. Damn Subaru, you Impreza the shit out of me!

  6. Hey girl I just shit my pants

    Mind if I get in yours

  7. Did it hurt?

    When you fell from someone's ass and hit the toilet, you piece of shit

  8. If you were an item at an Indian restaurant, you would have three chillies next to your name...

    Because you make me shit myself!

  9. Hey are you a Star Wars fan?

    Cuz Yoda one I'm trynna fuck the shit out of tonight

  10. Was your ass forged by Sauron? Cause that shit looks precious.

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Are you a toilet?
Because you look like shit today.

Are your parents assholes?

Because you're the shit.

Dang, your so hot if you ate bread you would shit toast

There it is

I'm married so you know I won't be all clingy and shit!

Are you a pickle

Cause that's the funniest shit I've ever seen

Are you a toilet in a burning church?

Because holy shit you’re hot!

Hey girl are you constipated
Because I want to fuck the shit out of you

Fucker stole my heart

Can't have shit in Detroit

I just shit my bed

Can we share yours?

Excuse me, I just shit my pants.

Can I get into yours?

Best line, Ever.

Hey babe, is your dad a farmer? because I want to shit in your mouth.

I legitimately heard someone say this to a pretty attractive woman one time

Are you a massive brick wall?

Because I'd shit down the government to have you

Baby with a booty like that,

I'd follow a mile of your shit, just to see where it came from.

Roses are red. Violets are bule.

Excuse me, miss? Can I fuck the shit outta you?

Can you solve a debate for me?

I think I’m an 8/10 but my friend thinks I’m more of a 7/10. What do you think?

I thought I’d ask you because you look like a solid 10 and you probably know your shit.

Hey girl are you a Rubik’s Cube?

Because fuck you! you stupid piece of shit!

So stupid that it just might work

I just shit my pants. can i get in yours?

Roses are red, violets are blue....

I just took a shit, that looks like you

Are you my wife?

Cause I want to beat the shit out of u

I know they say you shouldn't shit where you eat

But damn girl, can I eat where you shit?

Damn girl, are you my parents?

Because I'm gonna disappoint the shit out if you and call you when I need money.

Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls?

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(Part 1 /2)

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When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women.

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When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that.

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They cannot slow down and let go of that tension.

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One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness).

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Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up.

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Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control.

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For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction.

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The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction.

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I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her.

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You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it.

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Also,

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I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame.

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Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right?

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NO!

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There is an ultimate one

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THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME!

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Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win.

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You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself.

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There is another way of perceiving this.

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Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team.

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From this place there is NO FRAME battle.

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There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against.

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If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you.

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Interactions become easy and effortless.

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You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself.

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In summary:

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Learn to relax, talk slower.

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Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control.

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Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward.

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See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE.

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DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST!

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Hope it was helpful

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See you on the next one 🤫

Youre like heroin

I want to fall asleep with you in my arms

2nd time posting cause my english is shit

Roses are red violets are blue

I want to fuck the shit outta you

Damn girl, are you a fart?

Cuz you stink like shit 🥵

Edit: thanks for the silver