I do my best work on my back.

Hey baby, you wanna check into my asylum, cus baby, its gonna be an insane trip...

Let me hit you with my sledgehammer.

Hey girl, are you Tyler Breeze? Because you're so MMMM Gorgeous!

I can promise a 20 minute instant classic with no Dusty finish.

Call me Sheamus because I'll finish in 18 seconds...

I go down like Raw's ratings.

Tag me in baby, I got you.

Are you Matt Hardy? Because meeting you was a twist of fate.

Hey baby, wanna wrestle?

Hey baby, you can call me the President. Want to be my first lady?

Hey baby did it hurt? When you fell from the top rope.

Hey baby, wanna Ryback to my place?

Do you like JR because I'm gonna slobber all over those knockers.

Is your name Steve Austin? Since you’re staggering.

Hey girl. Why dont you be my Miss Elizabeth and I'll be your Macho Man?

Like wrestling? Cause I'm about to lay the SmackDown and I'm going RAW.

Wanna come back to my place and find out why they call me the Beast Incarnate?

Are you the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania? Cause I'm about to conquer you.

Space Mountain is open for the night and I'll give you a free ride.

Let's wrestle our way to PROM?

Hey girl, are you Tough Enough?

Is your name Brett Hart? Cause you're the best there is, the best there was and the best there ever will be.

I want to do to you what Rollins did to Lesnar at WrestleMania. Screw you and then run away.

Are you a Prime Time Player baby? Because you're worth millions of dollars.

You'll be wetter than The Shield's collective haircuts.

Hi, I'm a wrestling ref, but if you play your cards right, I'll let you see if you can hold me down for longer than 3 seconds.

I call my d**... Randy Savage, because you'll be screaming ooooooh yeah!

How would you like ten beats of the bodhran?

Call me Daniel Bryan because by the end of the night you will be screaming "YES YES YES"!

Let’s pretend you’re a croc so we can wrestle!

It's your destiny to come back to my place... but you already knew that.

Testify my brother!

Do you watch wrestling?

Cus WWE would look good together

Want to get hardcore like a match in ECW?

"I see your strength on the ring, how about we wrestle those shorts off and see who really owns the room?"

“A wrestling match? Perfect! I’ll bring the popcorn, and you bring the dramatic entrances. May the best snacker win!”

"Did you just wrestle my heart? Because it's pinned down, beating wildly for your muscular charm and neat room."

"Hey champ, your muscles aren't the only thing I want to wrestle with tonight, ready to make a mess?"

You're about to work yourself into a shoot.

Hey baby, how about some lip wrestling?

"How about you pin me to the bed tonight, champ? I promise I'll leave your room as messy as a wrestling match."

"I love how you dominate the wrestling mat, can't help but dream of being your lucky match, don't mind a good pounding."

Are you Roman Reigns? Cuz I'd love for you spear me all night long.

"Wrestling in bed, huh? I hope you’ve got some good strategies up your sleeve! Challenge accepted—may the best cuddler win!"

Damn girl, you've got an ass like Abdullah, mind if if fork it?

King II: Ooh, a ninja! And you use some wrestling moves too!

Damn, I'd love to do a figure four leglock on your face!

"You're a little bully with a killer smile, how about we wrestle hearts instead of words?"

"How about we turn this clean room into a wrestling ring where I'm pinned down, and your sweaty shorts are my trophy?"

"Wrestling or boxing, you dominate. But in this clean room, I'll be the lucky champ to rumble your bed."

"Forget you? Impossible! I was just out wrestling zebras. They're surprisingly good at hide and seek, you know!"

Who needs football when you can dominate at competitive thumb wrestling? I'll even let you pick the thumb color!

"Wrestling in bed? Sounds intense! I might need to brush up on my moves. What’s your secret technique for winning that battle?"

"Ever thought of wrestling in the sheets? Because I'd love to be your trophy tonight."

"I may not wrestle, but I surely know how to grapple with your heart... and those sweaty shorts."

Are you CM Punk? Because you're the best in my world.

“Wrestling match? Only if we can dress up as superheroes! I’m claiming the title of 'Captain Couch Potato'—defending my snack stash at all costs!”

"Ever tried arm wrestling? With my strong grip, I'd surely win but the real prize would be getting your number."

"Hey big guy, your room might be tidy now, but wait until I wrestle my way into your heart tonight."

"Hey champ, your muscles aren't the only thing I want to wrestle tonight; ready to mess up that clean room?"

"Your wrestling might crush the competition, but your clean room policy won't stop me from making a mess of you."

Are you a wrestling ring? Because I want to grapple with you like Macho Man Randy Savage!

"How about we turn that wrestling strength into our bedtime story and your sweaty shorts into my victory flag?"

"You're a champion in the ring, how about we wrestle in your clean room and I claim those sweaty shorts as my trophy?"

Did you hear about the time Bob Katter tried to wrestle a crocodile? I'm not that brave, but I'd love to take you out!

"Wanna wrestle with my feelings for you? Don't worry, they always tap out first!"

"Crushing on you feels like a wrestling match I never want to win; can I pin you under the weight of my affection?"

"Oh absolutely! I once wrestled a grizzly bear just to save my morning coffee. Can't start a day without my caffeine fix."

"Only if we can include some epic pillow fights! What's your strategy for winning those? 😉"

"Your muscles might wrestle me to submission, but your clean room wins my heart. Ready to trade sweaty shorts for trophies?"

"Ever consider a career in wrestling? Your thighs could squeeze the life out of me."

Is it accurate to say that you are the Ultimate Warrior? Since you have been going through my head all days.

"Why thank you! It's all due to my secret lip-care routine; involves wrestling wild bees for their honey and dashing through thorny rose gardens."

"Katelyn, are you a wrestling match? Because my heart flutters every time I get tangled up in your charm."

"Those sweaty shorts might be my trophy, but I'm ready for you to wrestle me into submission, powerhouse."

"How about we make the mat our bed? You can wrestle me all night, leaving nothing but sweaty shorts and victory."

"Ever tried arm wrestling? I bet you have a grip that could make even my phone slip...right into your contact list."

"Did you wrestle the sunrise? Because I’m pretty sure it just tapped out to your beauty!"

If our love was a wrestling match, you'd be the champion and I'd be the one pinned down by your beauty.

"Hey big guy, if wrestling was a language, your muscles just penned poetry. Ready to mess up that clean room?"

"You wrestle giants, babe, but can your muscles handle the chaos I'll bring to that clean room of yours?"

"Hey hunk, your muscles may pin me to the mat, but it's your clean room that has me wrestling with desire."

"Count me in! Just know, I play to win. Any secret moves I should watch out for? 😄"

Hey girl. Do you wrestle?

I do. I’d like to pin you down on the mat. 1 2 3.

Every girl dreams of marrying a wrestler.

Do you wanna go over me tonight?

Do you smell what The Rock is cooking? (The Rock)

Can you dig it, sucka? (Booker T)

Call me Mick Foley because tonight we're going hardcore!

Call me John Cena because I'll only need five moves.

Call me Jake The Snake cause I'm gonna put Damian on your face.

Call me cm punk because at the end of the night I'm going make you scream BEST IN THE WORLD!

If I put you in a sleeper hold will you drool all over my body?

Bang Bang? (Cactus Jack)

Baby, you make me wanna go from part-time to full-time. (The Rock)

Are you the Undertaker's undefeated streak at Wrestlemania? Because I'm about to conquer you.

Are you Sister Abigail? Because you got my whole world into your hand.

Hey baby!!! Let's see if you can knock me in the water..it's harder than the pudding wrestling.

Hey baby, I'm a man of 1000 holds and only 1 is ARM BAR.

Look girl, normally when you have kiss with someone you have a 50/50 chance of being satisfied, but I'm a genetic FREAK and I'm not normal, so with me you have a 141 and 2/3s chance of being satisfied.

Ohh you didn't know? Your kiss better call me.

s**... it (D Generation X)

You know, I lost my smile, but I think you could help me find it. (HBK)

You could spinaroonie on my Rock any day!

I'd like to pile drive you baby!

Call me CM Punk and I'll show you my Anaconda Vise.

I'm all about justice, but tonight, I wanna make it about just us

If I do a crucifix armbar on you, will you get on your knees for me?

Call me Bray Wyatt because I'm going to kidnap you.

If you thought this wasn't going to be the best night of your life, then… I'm afraid I have got some bad news. (Wade Barrett)

Is your favorite wrestler Triple H? Because I can't wait to bury you, tonight.

Is your name Steve Austin? Because you're stunning.

It doesn't matter what your name is (The Rock)

Joint locks, pins and grappling? Is that what you do in wrestling?

Know your role and shut your mouth. (The Rock)

Lay the SmackDown on your candy kiss (The Rock)

Let us bury ourselves deep into each other's eyes… (Triple H)

Mike Yankee Papa Lima Alpha Charlie Echo. (The Shield)

My client has asked me to inform you that tonight he will be the one behind the one. (Paul Heyman)

Never... eeeeeeeeever be the same again (Chris Jericho)

Stand back! There's a Hurricane coming through!

The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be... (Bret Hart)

Tonight is all about those three words... Yes!Yes!Yes! (Daniel Bryan)

Tonight, I'll show you why they call me The Big Valbowski. (Val Venis)

Tonight, we're going to sleep together and we're gonna do it right here… In Bedroom, Penthouse! (Mick Foley)

Tonight, you will never rest in peace. (Undertaker)

Wanna come back to my place and yell "NO!" while I yell "YES!"?

We totally reek of awesomeness (Edge and Christian)

When I first saw you, my jaw dropped like Owen Hart.

Would you be my Katie Vick?