Top 33 Boner Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Boner pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Ooh girl, you make me wanna party like it's 1999! Mostly because I could still get random boners in 1999.

2. They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the boner.

3. It’s either you or this costume is giving me a boner.

4. Hey I was wondering, you have some place I can put my boner

5. Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!

6. What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini?

   I don't have a Lamborghini right now

7. Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

8. You know it’s spooktober right?

   Want to see my boner?

9. Are we exchanging presents

   Cause you gave me a boner

10. Are you an archaeologist?

    Cuz you just gave me a boner

Funny boner pickup lines

Is that a bone in your pocket or do you have a boner?

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?

I don't have a Ferrari right now.

When life gets hard

Always remember my boner is harder when I'm around you

What's the difference between and Lamborghini and a boner?

I don't think you could give me a Lamborghini

Credit to my friend tully who doesnt have reddit.

Ive got a boner to pick with you

You Remind Me of a Rainbow...
You give me a boner.

What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner..

I don't have a billion dollars

Did you fall from heaven?

Cause I've got a boner ;)

Do you like honey?

Cos i have a bee owner (boner) i'd like you to meet

Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?

Wanna ride my Zam-boner?

You are the reason that god invented boners.

Are you French-horny for my trom-boner?

Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

Your name must be Kimmimaro because you give me a boner. (Naruto)

I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this boner.

Hehe. You give me like...a boner or something. Yeah. Hehe. A boner.

I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul boner

I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul boner"

Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.