Top 25 Boner Pick Up lines
Are you looking for some dirty and funny boner pick up lines to help you pick up girls? Or are you a girl and want to flirt with guys with some dirty boner pick up lines? Here is a compilation of some of the best boner related pick up lines. They are funny and dirty to help you get the flirt and the laugh.
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Ooh girl, you make me wanna party like it's 1999! Mostly because I could still get random boners in 1999.
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You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.
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I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my b**... in your backyard.
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I want to put my b**... into your pants.
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I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul b**...
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They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the b**....
Working short boner pickup lines to impress a girl
I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul b**..."
Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a b**....
You are not getting how much I want you. Perhaps we need your flesh on my b**....
Girl, I am bad to my b**.... Make it good.
Girl, you made me into a skeleton? Because I just got a b**... seeing you.
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection
Girl, you are so hot. I can feel it in my b**....
boner Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this b**....
Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "b**... Street."
Hehe. You give me like...a boner or something. Yeah. Hehe. A boner.
Your name must be Kimmimaro because you give me a b**.... (Naruto)
Are you a bonehead? Because I want to put my b**... into your head.
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I've got an opening on "b**... Street."
Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-b**...?
boner Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
You are the reason that god invented boners.
Are you French-h**... for my trom-b**...?
Wanna ride my Zam-b**...?
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