38 Boner Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you looking for some dirty and funny boner pick up lines to help you pick up girls? Or are you a girl and want to flirt with guys with some dirty boner pick up lines? Here is a compilation of some of the best boner related pick up lines. They are funny and dirty to help you get the flirt and the laugh.

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Ooh girl, you make me wanna party like it's 1999! Mostly because I could still get random boners in 1999.
I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my b**... in your backyard.
You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.
I want to put my b**... into your pants.
I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul b**...
They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the b**....

Here are 38 boner pick up lines for her and flirty boner rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your boner rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny boner pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty boner joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute boner pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about boner are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a b**....

I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul b**..."

You are not getting how much I want you. Perhaps we need your flesh on my b**....

Girl, I am bad to my b**.... Make it good.

Girl, you made me into a skeleton? Because I just got a b**... seeing you.

Girl, you are so hot. I can feel it in my boner.

Your b**... is giving my n**... an e**...

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Cheesy boner Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this b**....

"Is your name Ber? Because I've got a funny crush, and it's getting 'berry' hard to conceal."

"Is your smile magnetic? Because somehow, every part of me seems attracted to you."

"Is your name Boner? Because you've raised my interest in a heartbeat."

Your name must be Kimmimaro because you give me a b**.... (Naruto)

Hehe. You give me like...a b**... or something. Yeah. Hehe. A b**....

Are you a bonehead? Because I want to put my b**... into your head.

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Funny boner Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Boner conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I've got an opening on "b**... Street."

"Excuse my forwardness, but your beauty seems to have caused an uprising in my heart."

"Could you help me? My heart just pulled a muscle trying to lift my interest in you."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else suddenly disappears... just like my hairline!"

"Is your name Wifi? Because I'm feeling a connection stronger than my recliner's spring right now."

"Do you have a map? Cause honey, every time I see you, my heart gets as lost as a drunk bee."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching and my love for you is harder than a boner."

"Are you a raspberry? Because I'm just dying to get jammed in your sweet, hilarious conversations."

"Pardon my audacity, but your beauty has a way of stirring up an undeniable physical reaction."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again to make your heart race like a boner?"

"Excuse my forwardness, but you're so breathtaking, my body can't help but respond."

I am need a Doctor urgently

To fix this b**... you gave me

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Clever boner Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Boner hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you French-h**... for my trom-b**...?

You are the reason that god invented boners.

Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-b**...?

Wanna ride my Zam-b**...?

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