Top 31 Boner Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Boner chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Ooh girl, you make me wanna party like it's 1999! Mostly because I could still get random boners in 1999.
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They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the boner.
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It’s either you or this costume is giving me a boner.
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Hey I was wondering, you have some place I can put my boner
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Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Cuz I've got an opening on Boner Street!
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What's the difference between a boner and a Lamborghini?
I don't have a Lamborghini right now
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Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."
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You know it’s spooktober right?
Want to see my boner?
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Are we exchanging presents
Cause you gave me a boner
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Is that a bone in your pocket or do you have a boner?
Funny boner pickup lines
What's the difference between a Ferrari and a boner?
I don't have a Ferrari right now.
When life gets hard
Always remember my boner is harder when I'm around you
What's the difference between and Lamborghini and a boner?
I don't think you could give me a Lamborghini
Credit to my friend tully who doesnt have reddit.
Ive got a boner to pick with you
You Remind Me of a Rainbow...
You give me a boner.
What is the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner..
I don't have a billion dollars
Did you fall from heaven?
Cause I've got a boner ;)
Do you like honey?
Cos i have a bee owner (boner) i'd like you to meet
Wanna go for a ride on my Zam-boner?
Wanna ride my Zam-boner?
You are the reason that god invented boners.
Your boner is giving my nipples an erection
Are you French-horny for my trom-boner?
Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."
Hey baby, are you looking for affordable housing? Because I've got an opening on "Boner Street."
Your name must be Kimmimaro because you give me a boner. (Naruto)
I will help you avenge your father's death after you help me avenge this boner.
Hehe. You give me like...a boner or something. Yeah. Hehe. A boner.
I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul boner
I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul boner"
Is that Pinocchio in there? No, just a boner.