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Top 32 Fart Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fart pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Did you fart? Because I just felt the thunder.

  2. Did you fart? Cuz baby you blew me away.

  3. I love you so much

    That I hold farts in while we message each other

  4. Baby did you just fart when you walked by

    Because you blew me away

  5. Are you a fart?

    Because you totally blew me away

  6. Hey girl! Can I stand here next to you?

    I've farted over there...

  7. Hey nice butt.

    You must fart a lot

  8. Aye girl my mom taught me never to hit a woman...

    But she didn't say I couldn't tongue punch your fart box.

  9. I lost my phone number

    *farts for 90 minutes*

  10. Did you just fart ?

    Because you just blew me away

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She/He's so hot I would...
Suck a fart out of her ass with a silly straw and hold it like a bong hit just to dry hump her shadow in a cactus patch.

Drag my balls through 1000 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

I would swim up the Amazon river with 50 lbs dumbbells tied to my dick and Oprah Winfrey’s queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a nice sea food dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection

Damn girl, are you a fart?

Cuz you stink like shit 🥵

Edit: thanks for the silver

Show me how those tits fart

Did you fart?

Cus you blew me away

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If you were a fart...

...You'd be a prostitute (toot)

Hey girl are you a fart
Cuz you just blew me away

Girl are u a fart

Because you stanky

Hey girl, did you just fart?

Cuz you blow me away.

Did you just fart ?

Cause girl you blew me awayyyy

Wow, did you just fart?

Because you've totally blown me away

Damn girl, I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass..

Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.

Hey girl, are you a fart?

Because you blew me away

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Did you just fart?

Cause you blew me away

Are you Keanu Reeves or a a fart?

Either way, you are breathtaking

I'm going to go down on you for so long...

I'm going to go down on you for so long that tomorrow my farts will smell like your pussy.

Hey, I just farted....

You wanna get outta here?

Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.

I'd suck a fart out of your ass and hold it like a bong hit.

At Running Back … If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn’t have to let him go …from the Chicago Bears … Matt Forte!

At Running Back: If he was a fart I would hold him in so I wouldn't have to let him go.