Top 30 Dat Ass Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Dat Ass chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Is your phone in your back pocket?

   ‘Cause dat ass is calling me

2. I’m a Maester of tapping dat ass sweetie!

3. Do you like Pizza? Cuz I want a pizza dat ass!

4. Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got dat ass ma!

5. Are you from the ghetto? Cause I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

6. Imma call you the "Jack of All Trades", girl.

   Cuz dat ass is well rounded.

7. This cup of tea is too hot...like dat ass.

8. Is that a mirror in your back pocket?

   Cuz I can see myself in dat ass...

9. Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin’ me!

10. Is that a phone in your pocket?

    'Cuz dat ass is calling me.

Funny dat ass pickup lines

Girl you must be on those bootybiotics
Cuz dat ass is cultured

Hey girl, you got any nail polish remover?

Cause dat ass, it toned

Damn Girl, you sittin' on the Ring of Sauron?

'Cause dat ass is precious.

Hey girl, is your posterior under surveillance by the feds?

Cuz i wanna tap dat ass

I got quite a few

Let me roleplay as a computer because i want you to stick your usb inside me


are you a computer? cuz i have a ***hard drive*** i want to stick in you

are you a painting? cuz u a master piece

are you love and affection? because i want you

are you a redstone torch? cuz you turn me on

am i playing minecraft rn? cuz i wanna mine dat ass

are you a computer? cuz i wanna stare at you all night long

are you a keyboard cuz? i wanna smash all your key parts

are you a vending machine? cuz everything on you lookin like a snacc

Hey girl, is that a shovel in your back pocket?

Because I’m diggin’ dat ass!

Girl you must be from Texas
Cause I’m tryna tex dat ass

Girl, do you have cell phone in your back pocket?

Bcoz dat ass is calling me!!

Something poemy

Roses are red
apple follows pine
Hey girl! dat ass is fine.

I'm here to collect the bounty on dat ass.

If I were a Clefairy, I"d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.

If I were a Hitmonchan, I'd Thunderpunch dat ass.

And on the 15th day, Shah Dalamadur created dat ass.

I'm 'bout to go Apex on dat ass, baby.

Do you like Pizza? because I want a pizza dat ass

I hope you have a sewing machine, because im gonna tear dat ass up

Yo quiero dat ass!

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

Damn girl, are your parents ghost producers? Cuz I can't believe you're responsible for dat ass.

Daym girl, are you tryna enhance the capacity of your short term memory? Because dat ass is chunky!