Truth, I want you b**.... (Truth Hurts)

Whats the difference between you and my dog?

Nothing, coz you're a b**...

They call me the hound. Wanna be my main b**...?

Just get in tha car, b**...... I'm famous

b**..., you so fine, I'll tap that.

Are you a porn star? Because I'd like to blow your mind, not just your dick.

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. Mind if I borrow a moment to get lost in your eyes?

Haha, don't worry, I'll make sure to keep you in check. Can't have us both turning into divas now! 😉

"Is your charm a class? Because you've got me feeling like the eager student to your tantalizing teacher."

Haha, tell me about it! Going from poolside cocktails to boring lectures... talk about a mood killer! 🍹📚

"I must be a magnet, because I can't resist being drawn to someone as captivating as you."

"Seeing you in those enticing curls stirs a desire so strong, it's like your heart locket is beckoning me closer."

Are you the word "bitch"? Because you make me wanna suck, blow, and lick every inch of you.

Wow, sounds intense! But don't worry, I come in peace. Let's grab coffee sometime and talk about something less deadly, like our favorite ice cream flavors?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like you could use some ice for that burn.

Hey girl, are you Jasmine? Because I can't stop thinking about the sweet taste of your semen.

You must be a magical trophy, 'cause every time I see you, I feel like a winner!

"Just like the stars are crushed by common people's ignorance, my heart gets crushed by your captivating beauty."

Wow, that was intense! But hey, I'm more into peaceful dates like picnics in the park. How about we switch gears? 😄

Are you a top sniper? Because you just shot straight into my heart with your killer looks.

"No more shadows in the friend zone, with you, darling, I want a love unknown."

"Are you a trophy? Because you're a winner in my eyes, baby."

Did you train in gorilla warfare? Because you've got me feeling like the top sniper in your love army!

"You're the flame that's got me hot, babe. How about we leave the friend zone and dive into a lover's dream?"

Is your name Jasmine? Because you make me want to explode like a porn star.

Haha, don't worry, I'll make sure to keep you in check. Can't have us both going full diva on each other! 😉

"You're hotter than the sun, and I'm ready to dive headfirst into the lover's ocean with you. Shall we?"

"Your new curls are as wild and inviting as you are, love. Fancy turning up the heat together?"

Beautiful Intelligent Talented Cute Hilarious Are you smiling now? YOU ARE REALLY b**...

"Baby, are you a monkey? Because I go bananas whenever I see you."

"Hey Gorgeous, we've been friends forever, but I'm ready to turn our feverish friendship into a scorching romance."

Your fierce words ignite a spark in me,
Yet beneath lies a mystery I long to see.
Your determination, a force so strong,
But I'm curious about what makes you belong.

"Your hotness is my weakness, girl. How about we turn this friendship into a love story?"

Oh, I totally get that. The post-staycation blues are real! But hey, at least we can look forward to our next getaway, right? 😉

"Your curls are as wild as my desires, babe. Wanna unlock the mystery of that heart locket tonight?"

"Are you a dominatrix? Because every time I see you, I can't help but surrender to your irresistible allure."

"Those irresistible curls, that tempting locket... what do you say we explore each other's passions tonight?"

Oh, I totally get that! It's like going from paradise back to reality. But hey, at least we can daydream about our next getaway together, right?

No worries, I'm pretty good at keeping my cool. But hey, a little bit of sass can be fun, right?

"In a world full of clay-made collections, you stand out like a rare gem, making every moment special."

Are you a trophy wife? Because you've got first place written all over you, no leash required, bitch.

"Through fiery trials, we've burned bright, let's turn this friendship to lover's light."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, all the bitches disappear.

Excuse me, but you seem to have dropped something... my jaw. It fell to the floor when I saw you.

Your strength is clear, your words sharp as a knife.
But behind that tough facade, there's more to life.
Your passion and drive, a sight to behold,
I'm intrigued by the story that's yet to be told.

Your words are intense and kinda hot, not gonna lie. But hey, let's keep it friendly before things get too crazy! 😏💬

No worries, I promise to bring my "A" game in keeping any potential diva moments in check! 😄

"Like the sun you burn so bright, in your presence, my heart takes flight."

Are you a DVD player? 'Cause I wanna press your buttons and watch you suck, blow, and cum.

"Thy beauty's charm is quite a ride, won't we commit to lover sewer side?"

You may play hard to get, but your charm is hard to forget.

"Ever considered upgrading our friendship? Because you're so hot, it's making my heart combust with desire."

Wow, your confidence is intriguing. I'm impressed, but don't worry, I won't be the one to mess with a Navy Seal. 😉🔥

Haha, don't worry, I have a talent for keeping things light and fun. No worries about turning into a "bitch" with me around! 😉

"Those curls of yours are setting off fire alarms, but I'm more interested in unlocking the mysteries of your heart locket."

"Your allure is no pretend, in each other's arms, may our pains mend."

Are you a porn star? Because you know how to handle a dick like Jasmine in a hot scene.

Impressive bio! But don't worry, I'm just a chill person looking for good vibes and fun times. Let's grab coffee sometime! ☕

Haha, don't worry, I'm definitely not a bitch. I'll make sure to keep you in check if you start acting up too! 😉

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears—and so do my clothes in daydreams."

Are you made of diamonds? Because you are shining brighter than any trophy wifey out there.

"In your fiery gaze I'm caught, darling, our love could make even the sewers ignite, hot."

"You're my favorite kind of naughty, and trust me, honey, I'm just as corny for you."

"In this sewerside realm, you're the flame that's so bright, let's commit lover sewerside, in passion's endless night."

"I may not be white chocolate, but this caramel boy wants to bring some flavor into your life, babe!"

Trust me, I'm more of a sweetheart than a witch. We'll have a great time together, that's for sure.

Did the sun just come out or did you smile at me, making this bitch's day brighter?

Do you want to lick my cum like a bitch and make me blow like a pornstar?

I'm all about positive vibes and good conversations. Let's keep it drama-free and just enjoy getting to know each other better.

If beauty were a crime, you'd be on the FBI's Most Wanted list – hot enough to make any statue jealous.

"Babe, your hotness transcends friendship boundaries, let's set our love on fire and make this an unforgettable journey".

"You're so hot, you should come with a warning label - a trophy wife like you deserves it, bitch."

"Your beauty makes my heart race faster than a bi jet, ready to upgrade our friendship to first class love?"

I have a knack for bringing out the best in people. Let's keep this positive energy flowing.

Phew, that was a wild ride! How about we switch gears and talk about something lighter, like our favorite travel destinations? Let's plan an adventure together!

Are you a trophy? Because you're definitely the winning catch in my eyes, my stunning little prize!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you're a total winner, my trophy babe.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like the top prize, my sassy little trophy.

"Your beauty is intoxicating, it's hard to be just friends. How about we explore the depths of passion together?"

"If being called a 'bitch' makes you a trophy wife, consider me the winning trophy husband."

Ugh, tell me about it! But hey, maybe we can make everyday life a little less sucky by planning fun adventures together. What do you say?

Are you a dog? Because you've got me wagging my tail hoping for a treat!

"Our friendship's pure, hot as the sun's core, from friend zone let's soar, to a love story forevermore."

Are you a trophy? Because I'd love to display you at my next dog show.

"If being stunning were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence - as my trophy wife, of course, babe."

"Your beauty makes my heart race. Ready to ditch friendship and commit to a sizzling love story?"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "FINE" written all over you, my trophy wife-to-be.

"Like a blazing star, in our gay universe, charming and hot, your love I'd traverse."

"Are you a banana? Because I'm one caramel monkey who's gone bananas over you!"

"You're a monkey in jest, yet a queen in my chest, for a chance at your heart, I'll outshine the rest."

"Your allure is intoxicating, let's quit the friend zone charade and plunge into the depths of passionate love."

Your words are like a secret raid, I can't resist falling for your deadly charm.

"Girl, you're hotter than the sun's core and I'm ready to dive into your love ocean. Friend zone is too cold for me."

"Babe, being your friend is sweet but committing lover-cide with you would be even sweeter. Ready to heat things up?"

"Your curls might be new, but they've got nothing on the timeless allure of that locket, care to unlock more mysteries?"

Excuse me, but I think you dropped something: my jaw! You're a stunning trophy queen, babe.

I feel you! It's tough getting back into the routine after a fun break. Let's plan something exciting to look forward to together soon!

Haha, don't worry, I'll make sure to keep you in check. Let's bring out the best in each other.

If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Can I be your jailer?

Are you a trophy? Because I'd love to take you home and show you off.

Did you know I'm trained in warfare, but your beauty is what truly takes my breath away.

Your fiery spirit ignites my desire, you're a queen, not just a liar.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'Cause you look like you could suck, blow, and lick like an angel.

Is it just me, or did you just light up the whole room with your presence?

Ugh, I feel you! It's like Cinderella going back to scrubbing floors after the ball. Can't we just stay in vacation mode forever? ✨

"Your beauty, my dear, is a captivating sight; like a fiery comet blazing through the lesbian night."

Are you a puzzle? Because I've been trying to figure you out all day!

"Are you a trophy? Because I want to take you home and show you off on my shelf."

You may have 300 kills, but your smile just killed me. Guess I'm just another target for you.