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29 Dark Humor Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 29 dark humor pick up lines for her and flirty dark humor rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about dark humor that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your dark humor rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny dark humor pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty dark humor joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Dark Humor Rizz

A good Dark Humor pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. "Your smile is like the evening sun, darling. Beautiful, radiant and melting my heart with every shade of humor."

  2. "Your edgy humor, like cigarettes burns bright, in the dark canvas of my heart ignites light."

  3. "Is your name Reddit? Because I find myself upvoting your existence constantly, even with all the dark humor shitposts."

  4. "Are you a haunted house? Because I'm scared to come inside, but I know I'll have a scream of a time."

  5. "Are you a dark meme? Because you pull me into your world with your intriguing mystery and unpredictable humor."

  6. "If our love story was a subreddit, it would be r/UnexpectedlyCharming, because I'm Fuhrer-iously attracted to your shitposting skills."

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Short and cute dark humor pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about dark humor are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Are you a black comedy? Because your dark humor lights up my world in inexplicably attractive ways."

"Lucky for you, my witty banter and dark humor come standard with these captivating brown eyes."

"Is your name Death? Because I think I've just met my soul-mate."

"Is your heart as black as your wardrobe? Because I've got a dark sense of humor that's looking for love."

"Are you a romcom? Because your introverted charm has me hooked, and I'd love to explore your darkly humorous side."

"Well, lucky for you, I come with a side of playful banter and a double shot of espresso eyes."

"Sounds like you just described my specialty: dark humor, smooth banter, and captivating brown eyes."

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Cheesy dark humor Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Is your heart as dark as your humor? Because I’m dying to know."

"Are you Hitler's art teacher? Cause just like him, I'm drawn to your rejection."

"Are you a haunted house? Because when I see you, my heart screams and my knees go weak!"

"Are you Hitler? Because you've successfully invaded my heart with your dark humor and iron-clad memes."

"Are you a cemetery? Because I'm dead serious about digging you."

"Are you Hitler? 'Cause every time I see your Reddit posts, I can't help but fall fasci-nationally for you."

"Your dark skin is like a mystery novel - fascinating, captivating and the perfect match to your witty humor."

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Funny dark humor Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Dark Humor conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Is your skin made of cocoa? Because every time I see you, I crave for more of your irresistible sweetness and humor."

"Hey, are you the r/darkjokes subreddit? Because you make me laugh like no Reich can."

"Well, I do have a dark sense of humor but it's all part of the charm, right? 😉"

"You're like a twisted punchline; your dark humor turns ordinary laughter into an unforgettable experience."

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine before the zombie apocalypse takes us both?"

-Are you an australian animal?


-Because charmander i choose you.

(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

I like my girls how I like my humor

Dark, and probably gonna kill me one day

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In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Dark Humor love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Dark Humor chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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