Top 2 Dark Humor Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dark Humor pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. -Are you an australian animal?

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   -Because charmander i choose you.
   
   
   
   (This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

2. I like my girls how I like my humor

   Dark, and probably gonna kill me one day