Top 2 Dark Humor Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dark Humor pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dark Humor conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. -Are you an australian animal?

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   -Because charmander i choose you.
   
   
   
   (This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

2. I like my girls how I like my humor

   Dark, and probably gonna kill me one day