40 Dark Humor Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 40 dark humor pick up lines for her and flirty dark humor rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about dark humor that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with dark humor rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny dark humor pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty dark humor joke for a great chat response.

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A good Dark Humor pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

"Your smile is like the evening sun, darling. Beautiful, radiant and melting my heart with every shade of humor."
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I think you just sprained my heart with your beauty.
"Is your name Reddit? Because I find myself upvoting your existence constantly, even with all the dark humor shitposts."
"Your edgy humor, like cigarettes burns bright, in the dark canvas of my heart ignites light."
"Are you a haunted house? Because I'm scared to come inside, but I know I'll have a scream of a time."
Dark humor can be a hit or miss, right? I'd love to hear your funniest joke that toes the line!

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Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about dark humor are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

"Are you a dark meme? Because you pull me into your world with your intriguing mystery and unpredictable humor."

"Are you a black comedy? Because your dark humor lights up my world in inexplicably attractive ways."

Are you made of dark humor? Because I feel like I'm playing Russian roulette, and you're the bullet.

"If our love story was a subreddit, it would be r/UnexpectedlyCharming, because I'm Fuhrer-iously attracted to your shitposting skills."

"Lucky for you, my witty banter and dark humor come standard with these captivating brown eyes."

"Is your name Death? Because I think I've just met my soul-mate."

Are you a dark humor enthusiast? Because I'd take a bullet for a punchline with you.

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"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears...probably from our dark jokes."

"Is your heart as black as your wardrobe? Because I've got a dark sense of humor that's looking for love."

"Are you a romcom? Because your introverted charm has me hooked, and I'd love to explore your darkly humorous side."

"Well, lucky for you, I come with a side of playful banter and a double shot of espresso eyes."

"Sounds like you just described my specialty: dark humor, smooth banter, and captivating brown eyes."

"Is your heart as dark as your humor? Because I’m dying to know."

I agree, dark humor isn't for everyone. I find intelligence and sarcasm to be much more attractive. What's your take on that?

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Try using funny and charming Dark Humor conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

If dark humor is a game of Russian roulette, I'd bet on you being the loaded chamber.

"Are you a haunted house? Because when I see you, my heart screams and my knees go weak!"

"Are you Hitler? Because you've successfully invaded my heart with your dark humor and iron-clad memes."

"Are you a cemetery? Because I'm dead serious about digging you."

Is your sense of humor as dark as a game of Russian roulette? Because I'm ready to take my chances with you.

"Are you Hitler? 'Cause every time I see your Reddit posts, I can't help but fall fasci-nationally for you."

"Well, I'm glad I checked off all those boxes, and hopefully my brown eyes aren't too intoxicating for you."

"Your dark skin is like a mystery novel - fascinating, captivating and the perfect match to your witty humor."

"Hey, are you the r/darkjokes subreddit? Because you make me laugh like no Reich can."

"Is your skin made of cocoa? Because every time I see you, I crave for more of your irresistible sweetness and humor."

"Well, I do have a dark sense of humor but it's all part of the charm, right? 😉"

Haha, I agree! How about we trade our best dark humor jokes and see who can make the other laugh first? 😉

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Using good and clever Dark Humor hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Haha, true! I prefer clever wit over dark humor any day. What's your go-to style of humor? 😄

"You're like a twisted punchline; your dark humor turns ordinary laughter into an unforgettable experience."

Are you a dark humor fan? Because I'm willing to take the risk of playing Russian roulette with you.

"Do you have a name, or can I call you mine before the zombie apocalypse takes us both?"

-Are you an australian animal?

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-Because charmander i choose you.

(This is dark humor. Please dont take it seriously. I myself dont like whats currently happening to the forests there and i hope that you also do)

I like my girls how I like my humor
Dark, and probably gonna kill me one day

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Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Dark Humor love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Dark Humor openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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