Top 50 Fuck Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fuck pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Fuck conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey girl, are you my memory problems?
Because...fuck, I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. Fuck, man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.
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Damn girl, are you a dying fire alarm?
Cause I wish you would shut the fuck up.
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Fuck, hydrogen ur my number one element!
EDIT : Fuck hydrogen,
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Time to use tempo to fuck it up. (Tempo)
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What you want isn't in my blood, only a simple good fuck. (In My Blood)
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There is no god, so no going to hell if we fuck.
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Better than he can, any girl like you deserves amazing fucking. (Treat You Better)
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You are cute as fuck. *duck... damn autocorrect.
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Hey babe, call me an insurance company
Because i know how to fuck people ;)
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Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
Funny fuck pickup lines
You are rubber, I'm invisible, what ever you say, I bet I will fuck you.
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
Should I get the fuck outta here
or can I ask you how your day was?
Ever had sex while camping? It’s fucking In-Tents.
Spending my night reading sexts from you, can't sleep without thinking about fucking you. (If I Can't Have You)
Your music taste is fucking sexy.
I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just fuck me
Which type of relationship do you want? Where we cuddle and kiss type or where we fuck type?
I'll have you leave him, one more fuck is all it takes. (Afterwave)
I know it’s a bit candor… But lets fuck.
Girl, I want to fuck it up, inside your little buttercup. (Tempo)
I know about pain and suffering and being cold. But I just wanna fuck (Pigs In Zen)
Nice bowling shoes, wanna fuck?
But girl you ain't the only one that's trying to be the only one at least I admit that, if you get that, and you with that. Then, fuck, let's get it then. (We'll be Fine)
Baby, I can't fuck any girl that's not you. (If I Can't Have You)
Life's a jungle let's go to your place and fuck like animals!
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!
I don't fuck with lies, I just straight fuck. (Truth Hurts)
Ready to have a fucking good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but aren't you Elvis Presley?
Girl, got tempo? Let's fuck it up to the beat. (Tempo)
Girl, would you be interested to complete the Fucking Objective to unlock the new trophy?
CANADIAN GOAL....wanna fuck to celebrate?