The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Fuck Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Fuck chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Fuck me if I’m wrong but...

    Dinosaurs still exist right?

  2. Fuck me if I am wrong

    But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?

  3. Are you the german army? Because I'm going to...

    Fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter

  4. Damn girl, are you climate change?

    Cause you’re hot as fuck but i don’t see a future between us

  5. Damn girl are you basic math

    because im definitely going to fuck this up

  6. Hey girl, are you the Terms and Conditions?

    Cause I don't give a fuck about what you say

  7. Damn (gender of preference) are you a fire alarm?

    Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.

  8. Damn girl are you a kiddie pool?

    Because you are shallow as fuck.

  9. Roses are red, violets kinda suck

    I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

  10. Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

    Why dont I join in?

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Would you like to be my sun?
Then stay 92,935,700 miles the fuck away from me

What winks and fucks like a tiger?


Don't make me get the fucking whip and ballgag, bitch...

People tell me to go fuck myself all the time...but I’m too lazy

Can you do it for me

Hey baby, our iPhone's totally match. They should fuck & we should totally do the same.

Hey baby, tonight's the night before the apocalypse. Lets fuck like there's no tomorrow.

Nice horseshoes, wanna fuck?

Are you the establishment? Because I'd like to fuck you.

Did you just fall from Heaven because you look like one really fucking evil, demonic bitch.

Hey tie your shoes

Probably been posted before but this a fucking clean ass line

Hey tie your shoes cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else

Hey girl are you a newspaper?

Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day

Fuck the election, here's my erection.

I’d tell you to go fuck yourself

But I’d rather fuck you myself

Are you from Tennessee?

Because you look inbred as fuck.

I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.

Damn girl are you a maths text book?

Cause you've got a lot of fucking problems

Everything about you makes me want to fuck you, you have a job, pay your bills, AND have healthcare.

Girl, are you a newspaper?

Coz there is a different issue with you every fucking day

Are you a dead pigeon

Because i wanna fuck you

What's the difference between you and a Hotdog?

I don't wanna fuck a hotdog ;)

Are you the amazon rainforest?

Because you're fucking hot

Hey, Baby. Are you a Miz Match? Because you're pretty fucking boring.

Hey girl, are you in special education?

Because you're fucking retarded.

Hey are you a Star Wars fan?

Cuz Yoda one I'm trynna fuck the shit out of tonight

Are you a firework?

Because you're really fucking loud and annoying