Top 50 Fuck Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Fuck pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Fuck me if I’m wrong but...
Dinosaurs still exist right?
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Fuck me if I am wrong
But I do have a chance of getting laid with you,right?
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Fuck me if I'm wrong
Have we met before?
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Hey girl, are you student debt...?
Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.
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Rose's are red, violets are blue
Poems are stupid, let me fuck you
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Are you the german army?
Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.
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Damn girl, are you climate change?
Cause you’re hot as fuck but i don’t see a future between us
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Do you like peanut butter?
Wanna fuck?
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Damn girl are you basic math
because im definitely going to fuck this up
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Hey girl, are you the Terms and Conditions?
Cause I don't give a fuck about what you say
Funny fuck pickup lines
Damn (gender of preference) are you a fire alarm?
Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.
Damn girl are you a kiddie pool?
Because you are shallow as fuck.
Roses are red, violets kinda suck
I like spaghetti, let's go fuck
Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now
Why dont I join in?
I’ve got a dick full of helium,
And I’ll fuck you up.
Would you like to be my sun?
Then stay 92,935,700 miles the fuck away from me
Can I name you awesome?
Because I wanna tell everyone that I am fucking awesome
Hey girl, are you my grandma?
Cause I wanna fuck you
What winks and fucks like a tiger?
*winks
Don't make me get the fucking whip and ballgag, bitch...
People tell me to go fuck myself all the time...but I’m too lazy
Can you do it for me
Hey baby, our iPhone's totally match. They should fuck & we should totally do the same.
Nice horseshoes, wanna fuck?
Are you the establishment? Because I'd like to fuck you.
Did you just fall from Heaven because you look like one really fucking evil, demonic bitch.
Hey tie your shoes
Probably been posted before but this a fucking clean ass line
Hey tie your shoes cause I don’t want you falling for anyone else
Are you an Auto-Moderator on this sub?
Because you are confused and you’re fucking everyone.
Hey girl are you a newspaper?
Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day
Fuck the election, here's my erection.
Hey girl, is your pH 14?
Cuz you’re basic as fuck
I’d tell you to go fuck yourself
But I’d rather fuck you myself
Are you from Tennessee?
Because you look inbred as fuck.
I want to be Popocatépetl to your Iztaccíhuatl, except your not dead just fucking drunk.