Top 50 Fuck Pick Up lines
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Hey girl, are you my memory problems?
Because...f**..., I can't remember what I was gonna say. This happens all the god damn time. f**..., man. Why can't I- no! Just wait! I can remember it, okay? I just need to think. Please! I need this! I just want to be able to remember one little freaking thing. I'm sick of forgetting everything, okay? I feel like an idiot every time this happens, it makes me feel bloody worthless, I just want to- oh, right! Hey girl, are you my memory problems? 'Cause I forgot who you are and why I'm talking to you. Great, that's just great.
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Damn girl, are you a dying fire alarm?
Cause I wish you would shut the f**... up.
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f**..., hydrogen ur my number one element!
EDIT : f**... hydrogen,
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Time to use tempo to f**... it up. (Tempo)
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What you want isn't in my blood, only a simple good f**.... (In My Blood)
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There is no god, so no going to h**... if we f**....
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Better than he can, any girl like you deserves amazing f**.... (Treat You Better)
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You are cute as f**.... *duck... damn autocorrect.
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f**... me if I'm wrong, but is your name Easy Bottom?
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You are rubber, I'm invisible, what ever you say, I bet I will f**... you.
Working fuck pickup lines
Fuck me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
Hey babe, call me an insurance company
Because i know how to f**... people ;)
Spending my night reading sexts from you, can't sleep without thinking about f**... you. (If I Can't Have You)
Should I get the f**... outta here
or can I ask you how your day was?
I heard Asian girls love to f**....
Your music taste is fucking sexy.
I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just f**... me
I'll have you leave him, one more f**... is all it takes. (Afterwave)
Which type of relationship do you want? Where we cuddle and kiss type or where we f**... type?
I know it’s a bit candor… But lets f**....
Girl, I want to f**... it up, inside your little buttercup. (Tempo)
I know about pain and suffering and being cold. But I just wanna f**... (Pigs In Zen)
I'm f**... s**...
But I would like to be f**... you
Nice bowling shoes, wanna f**...?
Baby, I can't f**... any girl that's not you. (If I Can't Have You)
Life's a jungle let's go to your place and f**... like animals!
I don't f**... with lies, I just straight f**.... (Truth Hurts)
f**... me if I'm wrong, but I think there IS a cure!
Ready to have a f**... good time in no strings attached sleeping bags for one night?
Girl, got tempo? Let's f**... it up to the beat. (Tempo)
f**... me if I'm wrong, but aren't you Elvis Presley?
Girl, would you be interested to complete the f**... Objective to unlock the new trophy?
CANADIAN GOAL....wanna f**... to celebrate?