Top 5 Kobe Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Kobe pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey are you kobe beef?

   Because i would pay anything just to eat you

2. Are you a helicopter with kobe bryant?

   Cuz I’d smash you into the ground

3. Are you Kobe Bryant?

   Because I would dig up your dead body just to fuck you.

4. Girl i believe you're meant for me

   Cuz when god threw you to me, he said KOBE!

5. Damn girl I must be Kobe cause I can't pass you up.