So is it true? Is your p**... slanted?

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Babe does your p**... have a secret blend of 11 herbs & spices? Because I'd like to rock my chicken inside your cooker.

Your p**... is in more danger than a seal during Shark Week.

I'll trade my d**... for your p**....

This Destroyer is going to give your p**... a good time.

Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your p**... tonight.

Cammie: That feeling again… Is there a… p**... nearby?

Are you a bombsite? Because I am about to de_stroy that p**... in 40 seconds.

You turn my little puppy into Scrappy-Doo. Lemm at em p**....

My aimbot is strong for your p**....

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, I bet that p**... is too.

Does your p**... smell like fish? I love my sushi.

Ready to get your p**... overkilled?

Does your p**... smell like fish because I like sushi

Girl, your p**... is like a boa constrictor, it's killing me inside.

I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious p**... in town.

I love cats. I heard you have a nice p**.... Can i play with her?

Do you know frogs can eat any animals? Because this frog is about to eat your p**... tonight.

Your p**...'s weakness is my t**... attack.

Your p**...’s wetter than the bottom of the chasm.

Girl, I got the perfect magic trick, instead of reaching for bunny, how about I reach for p**...?

Want to check out my ultimate combo to DPS that sweet p**... of yours?

It's a shame pets aren't allowed in the library, because I'd love to see your p**....

Girl, let's see if your stronghold p**... is strong enough for my might.

I don't need your heart to break. I can always just break your p**.... (Truth Hurts)

Want to have a hot pets party? I hope my hot dog gets along with your hot p**....

Does your cat go into the water? Because my boat needs some p**... tonight.

Girl, by the time I am done, your p**... will never want to get off of my tree trunk.

Babe, give me lemons and I will make lemonade out of your p**....

Call me Dr. Eggman, because I am out to transform your p**....

Do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your p**....

What's your favorite flower? Just curious what I should put on the casket when I m**... your p**...

I am thirsty and I am down to get some p**... juice.

Come eat some of this p**... cakey. (Tempo)

Babe, I believe I have strong affinity against your p**.... Let's test it out.

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your p**... apart tonight.

You're a woman of many parts, p**...!

Are you a hunter? Because your p**... has trapped me hard.

Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my p**... or is it too much for you?

Can I be your personal chef? I specialize in licking pussies till they purr with pleasure.

Hey girl am I gonna need a swim test for that p**...?

"If you were a feline, I'd always want to be your favorite toy!"

"School's out for me, but darling, you're the only lesson I ever want to study again."

My cat's dead, can I play with your p**... instead?

Are you a cat? Because I'm feline a connection with you and your purr-fect pussy.

"Your energy is as captivating as a rare, prized jewel; it's got me more hooked than a cat with a ball of yarn."

Your beauty shines like a snowflake, pure and bright. In a world of color, you stand out just right.

"Are you a cat? Because I can’t help but purr when I’m around you!"

"Can I call you Pink? Because every time I see you, my heart beats faster and everything else fades to black."

(Deathblade) With my Deathblade arts, I will get behind and annihilate your p**... tonight.

If your pleasure is my command, consider me the master of oral gratification. How about a sample?

Are you a baker? Because you've got my buns rising. Can I lick your pink pussy?

Let's start Apples to Apples. My p**... to your p**...?

Are you a cat? Because I can't resist playing with that purrfect pussy. Meow!

Are you a cat? Because you're purrfect even if you're bald little pussy.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be an angel with that heavenly pussy.

"Your bald little pussy is like a rare gem, so precious and perfect in every way."

Are you a pure white pussy? Because you're absolutely purrfect to me.

Your bald little pussy is as lovely as a rare gem, making you even more captivating.

Are you a cat? Because you've got me purring for more of that sweet pussy magic.

Are you a cat? Because I can't resist licking your meow-some pussy.

"Are you busy playing with your pussy, or can I join in and show you a little more fun?"

"Just like a cat’s nine lives, one look at you and I’m ready for an eternity of enchanting encounters."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for in that pussy mussy."

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. Your pussy is as beautiful as a winter wonderland.

Are you a cat? Because you've got me purring like a kitten all night long.

Are you a cat? Because you've got me feeling like I want to lick your pussy.

Are you a cat? Because you've got me purring like a kitten around your puuurrrrfect self.

Ready for something big? Feel it pushing and pulling. Your p**... grabbing me. (Something Big)

"If I was a cat, I'd spend all my nine lives making sure you purr."

Are you a cat? Because I'm feline a connection between us. Can I lick your pink pussy?

"Girl, your high standards are reminiscent of a symphony; they create the perfect harmony with my pursuit of excellence."

They say curiosity killed the cat, but with a pussy like yours, I'm willing to take the risk.

Are you a cat? Because you've got me feline' like I want to pet that bald little pussy.

"Are you a snow leopard? Because you've got the most beautiful white fur I've ever seen."

Your eyes are as mesmerizing as a feline's gaze, I could get lost in them all day.

"Your eyes sparkle brighter than any star, how about we end the night with a gentle, intimate whisper...and a pussy rub?"

Are you a cat video? Because watching you makes my day purr-fect!

James Bond: Who are you? p**... Galore: My name is p**... Galore. James Bond: I must be dreaming

Are you a kitten made of marshmallows? Because you're the fluffiest, whitest pussy around!

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the p**... needs.

"Is your name Pink? Because I'm feline attracted to your vibrant, captivating charm that's as alluring as a pink pussy."

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... like how my dick gets lost in pussy.

"Is your name Venus, radiant and divine? In the garden of love, your beauty's the finest wine."

Are you a cat? Because you've got me purring like a kitten over that sexy pussy.

You must be a special birthday gift, because you’re the purr-fect present I wish to receive.

Are you a baker? Because you've got the sweetest pussy mussy I've ever seen.

Want to see how I could stagger attack that pressured p**... of yours?

Would you please have p**..., p**... on my face?. (Mercy)

The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that p**... ate

"Are you made of stars? Because your beauty has me seeing fireworks between us tonight."

"I wanna be the reason you're smiling while I'm down there, tasting your delicious pussy."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your pussy deserves some heavenly licking.

Your smile shines brighter than the sun, your beauty is second to none.

Roses are red, violets are blue, your eyes are like a sparkling ocean, and I'm lost in you.

Are you a cat toy? Because I can't resist playing with your tempting pussy all day.

Are you a cat? Because I can't stop admiring your gorgeous fur coat.

Your eyes are as mesmerizing as a feline's gaze - your pussy must be just as captivating.

"Are you a puzzle? Because I'd use my tongue to solve you, but only if you're up for a challenge."

Are you a birthday gift? Because you're the best kind of pussy I'd love to unwrap.

"Is your name Squeak? Because that tiny pussy of yours is making my heart meow."

Are you a lollipop? Because I can't resist the urge to lick your pink pussy.

Is your name Whiskers? Because you're the cat's meow with that sweet pussy of yours.

"You know, I'm not in school anymore, but with your beauty, I'm eager to learn all about you."

Are you a cat? Cause you've got me purring like a kitten over your sweet pussy.

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, including a great personality."

Are you a magician? Because whenever you're around, I can't help but want to taste your magic.

Haha, well, I'm more of a sprinkler than a hose, but I'll try my best to keep things flowing! 😉

Your laugh is as infectious as a kitten's playful antics. I can't help but be drawn to you.

Are you a feline? Because you've got me kicking for your purrfection.

Are you a cat? Because I'd love to lick your pussy all night long.

Are you a puzzle? Because I'd love to explore every inch of you, starting with your sweet spot.

"Do you like seafood? Because I'm craving some sushi...uh, I mean, licking your pussy."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause even as a bald little pussy, you're angelic.

Is your heart as pure as snow? Your beauty shines with a heavenly glow.

Are you made of sugar? Because every time I see you, my sweet tooth goes wild.

"Your bald little pussy shines like the moon, illuminating the night with its beauty and grace."

"Your pure white pussy, shines so bright, just like the stars in the night."

"Are you a Roman goddess? Because your beauty is making me want to worship at your temple tonight."

Is your name Felix? Because you've got my curiosity peeking like a cat at your luscious pussy.

"Girl, your waist is a masterpiece, and I bet the treasure it guards is even more priceless."

Are you a rose? Because you have the finest nectar and sweetest scent that captivates my soul.

Your pussy must be magic, because just the thought of it leaves me spellbound.

"Are you a revolution? Because my heart is shouting 'Viva la Chica!' every time I see you."

You're as irresistible as a pure white pussy, soft and alluring. Can I pet you?

"Are you a cat? Because every time I see you, my heart does a little purr!"

Are you a cat? Because I can't resist stroking your purrfect pussy.

Are you a cat? Because I want to lick your pink pussy all night long.

"Is your name Dawn? Because my world starts purring when you walk in."

"Is your name Honey? Because I can't help but crave a taste of your sweetness."