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Top 50 Pussy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Pussy chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I hope you have pet insurance

    because I'm about to destroy your pussy




    EDIT: It's not my first, but it's the only one I got so far. Thank you random kind stranger for the silver. May you destroy as many cats as your rooster can handle.

  2. My pussy is like the weather

    When it gets wet you should come inside

  3. I can't buy you gucci or armani,

    But I can make your pussy a tsunami

  4. Whats your favorite flower?

    Oh awesome! now i know what to put in your casket when i murder that pussy tonight

  5. Do you know why they called me Cat Whisperer

    Because i know what that pussy need

  6. You must be the leader of the autobots because that pussy is PRIME.

  7. Do you like jalapeños? 'Cause I'm gonna be jalapeño pussy.

  8. Hey girl, I call my dick kryptonite. 'Cuz it'll leave that pussy powerless.

  9. They call me moses because I can spread that pussy like water!

  10. Cats aren't the only type of pussy I like.

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Do you happen to have pet insurance?
Because that pussy is gonna get smashed tonight

Are you a cat lady? Cause I'm the cat whisperer cause I know exactly what the pussy needs.

Roses or Daisys?

I just need to know what to put on the grave after I murder that pussy.

Do you like jalapeños? Cause in a minute I'll be jalapeño pussy.

Do you have pet insurance? Because I'm going destroy your pussy.

Can I put my spooky dick, in your haunted pussy?

Stop being such a pussy.

Do you like jalapenos? 'Cause I'm about to be jalapeno pussy tonight.

You must be an autobot. Cause that pussy is prime!

Do you have pet insurance? Because your pussy's getting smashed tonight!

You're a pretty pussy.

Is your cat stuck in a tree?

Cause I’m here to save that pussy.

The Egyptians held cats in high regard

I'm not Egyptian, but I'll worship that pussy.

I'll waste your pussy like Frieza wasted the Saiyan race.

Do you have pet insurance?

Because I’m gonna destroy that pussy tonight.

Do you have the water tunic? cause youll drown in my pussy without it.

I must be Chinese

Because I really want to eat your pussy

Hey girl, you want to play Harry Potter?

We’ll pretend your pussy is a Horcrux and I’ll come destroy it.

I have a black belt in eating pussy

Im a Tongue Fu Master

You can also call me the cat whisperer. I know precisely what the pussy needs.

My last meal

Hey girl is your pussy the Eucharist, cause I wanna eat it like its my Last Supper

Hey girl, I hope you have pet insurance

Because I'm gonna destroy that pussy later

What's a nice piece of pussy like you doing at a vet's like this?

Roses or Daisies?

Now I know what flowers to put on your casket when I murder that pussy

Do you have pet Insurance

Cause I’m about to destroy your pussy