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  1. Hey, do you have a favorite flower? I was just curious which ones I should put on the casket when I m**... that p**...

  2. I eat p**... like I smoke cigarettes; all the way to the butt

  3. Call that p**... british...

    Cause im innit

  4. Instead of Exploding Kittens, let's explode your p**....

  5. Babe, are you ready for some action. I will not stop trying until I zero your p**... tonight.

  6. So is it true? Is your p**... slanted?

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Here are 108 pussy pick up lines for her and flirty pussy rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Hinge and eleveate your pussy rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny pussy pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty pussy joke for a great chat response.

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Babe, how many exp would I get if I smash that p**...?

Egg whites are for p**.... A real man doesn't criticize an egg for it's fatty parts, he loves an egg just the way it is.

Are you the leader of the Autobots? Because your p**... is prime.

Babe does your p**... have a secret blend of 11 herbs & spices? Because I'd like to rock my chicken inside your cooker.

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I'll trade my d**... for your p**....

Fancy for a game of Dixit. My dick, your pussy's it.

This Destroyer is going to give your p**... a good time.

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Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your p**... tonight.

Cammie: That feeling again… Is there a… p**... nearby?

I am gonna slay 'em dead. Like a pussy.

You turn my little puppy into Scrappy-Doo. Lemm at em p**....

Are you a bombsite? Because I am about to de_stroy that p**... in 40 seconds.

My aimbot is strong for your p**....

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Does your p**... smell like fish? I love my sushi.

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Ready to get your p**... overkilled?

Roses are red, violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, I bet that p**... is too.

Does your p**... smell like fish because I like sushi

Girl, your p**... is like a boa constrictor, it's killing me inside.

I heard Meowth's not the only mischievious pussy in town.

Is your cat stuck in a tree? Because I’m here to save that p**....

I love cats. I heard you have a nice p**.... Can i play with her?

Do you know frogs can eat any animals? Because this frog is about to eat your p**... tonight.

Your p**...’s wetter than the bottom of the chasm.

Your p**...'s weakness is my t**... attack.

Girl, I got the perfect magic trick, instead of reaching for bunny, how about I reach for p**...?

Want to check out my ultimate combo to DPS that sweet p**... of yours?

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It's a shame pets aren't allowed in the library, because I'd love to see your p**....

I don't need your heart to break. I can always just break your p**.... (Truth Hurts)

Girl, let's see if your stronghold p**... is strong enough for my might.

Want to have a hot pets party? I hope my hot dog gets along with your hot p**....

Are you a taxidermist? OK, wanna try stuffing my p**... anyway?

Does your cat go into the water? Because my boat needs some pussy tonight.

Call me Dr. Eggman, because I am out to transform your p**....

Babe, give me lemons and I will make lemonade out of your p**....

Girl, by the time I am done, your p**... will never want to get off of my tree trunk.

What's your favorite flower? Just curious what I should put on the casket when I m**... your p**...

Do you have pet insurance? because i'm about to smash your p**....

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your p**... apart tonight.

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You're a woman of many parts, p**...!

Babe, I believe I have strong affinity against your p**.... Let's test it out.

I am thirsty and I am down to get some p**... juice.

Come eat some of this p**... cakey. (Tempo)

I hope you have pet insurance, because I’m about to destroy your p**....

Are you a hunter? Because your pussy has trapped me hard.

Hey, you look like a big strong guy. You think you could handle my p**... or is it too much for you?

"Can I call you Pink? Because every time I see you, my heart beats faster and everything else fades to black."

Hey girl am I gonna need a swim test for that p**...?

My cat's dead, can I play with your p**... instead?

(Deathblade) With my Deathblade arts, I will get behind and annihilate your p**... tonight.

"School's out for me, but darling, you're the only lesson I ever want to study again."

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"Your energy is as captivating as a rare, prized jewel; it's got me more hooked than a cat with a ball of yarn."

Let's start Apples to Apples. My p**... to your p**...?

"Just like a cat’s nine lives, one look at you and I’m ready for an eternity of enchanting encounters."

Do you know sharks eat cats? Well this shark is about to swallow your p**....

"Girl, your high standards are reminiscent of a symphony; they create the perfect harmony with my pursuit of excellence."

Ready for something big? Feel it pushing and pulling. Your pussy grabbing me. (Something Big)

James Bond: Who are you? p**... Galore: My name is p**... Galore. James Bond: I must be dreaming

They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the p**... needs.

"Is your name Pink? Because I'm feline attracted to your vibrant, captivating charm that's as alluring as a pink pussy."

"Your eyes sparkle brighter than any star, how about we end the night with a gentle, intimate whisper...and a pussy rub?"

The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that p**... ate

Have you ever seen a chicken fighting a cat? Well, my c**...'s going to fight your p**... tonight.

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Would you please have p**..., p**... on my face?. (Mercy)

Want to see how I could stagger attack that pressured p**... of yours?

"Just like you value cleanliness, I value honesty and authenticity. Can we start this journey of mutual respect together?"

"You know, I'm not in school anymore, but with your beauty, I'm eager to learn all about you."

Haha, well, I'm more of a sprinkler than a hose, but I'll try my best to keep things flowing! 😉

"Are you a revolution? Because my heart is shouting 'Viva la Chica!' every time I see you."

"Girl, your waist is a masterpiece, and I bet the treasure it guards is even more priceless."

"Is your name Honey? Because I can't help but crave a taste of your sweetness."

"Is your name Dawn? Because my world starts purring when you walk in."

Tell me gorgeous do you like true crime

Because you can sit back and watch while I m**... your p**...

How about we stick to making each other laugh instead? I've got jokes that can make your eyes water, not your... you know. 😄

"The thought of your pink pussy is more intoxicating than the finest champagne."

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Pussy love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Pussy openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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