"Are you an 8-hour shift? Because I find you extremely engaging and hard to resist!"

"If I were a car, I'd let you control my stick shift because you drive me absolutely wild."

"Darling, just like FNAF, you've got me hooked. Are you a night shift? Because I'm ready to play all night."

"Whoa, a detective in disguise? How about we shift gears and talk about something fun, like our wildest dreams?"

"Did you just rock my seismic readings? Because my world just shifted when I saw you."

"Do you believe in love at first drive? Because when I see you, my heart shifts into overdrive."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine after my next shift at the hospital?"

"It sounds like papi's got a green light. Let's shift gears and take this ride to the next level."

"Is your biological clock ticking? Because I'm ready to shift the hands and infuse a heartbeat into our love tale."

"Your sweetness is like a live wire, it's electrifying. Can we shift our zones and make this laughter love instead?"

"Your eyes, lips, and cheeks tell a tale, are you heaven's shift? Their beauty beguiles me beyond all rift."

"Did you move from Poland to Bulgaria? Because every time I see you, my heart's geography shifts towards you!"

"Seeing you ease others' pain all day, want to allow me the pleasure of easing yours tonight?"

"Girl, I might be short but my love for you is like a nurse's shift... never-ending and full of surprises."

"Is your name clutch? Because I can't shift my focus from you."

"Do you believe in love at first acceleration? Because when I saw you, my heart shifted gears instantly."

hey girl, it's the end of the end of the world wanna help my pole shift?

"After a long shift of healing others, how about letting me take care of you for a change?"

Are you a gear shift? Because I want to shift my focus to you all day, baby.

"Are you a ventral view? Because every time I look at you, my heart shifts into an anterior position."

"Are we talking geology engineering? Because my world shifts whenever you're around."

"Your allure shifts my demand curve to the right, in your radiant beauty, I delight."

"Thou art a celestial shift, your lips and cheeks, they give my heart a lift."

"Is it your shift? Because my heart rate has suddenly shot up, and your smile seems to be the cause!"

"Hey, let's try shifting our cosmic energy. Remember, every disappointment is a stepping stone to a fantastic new experience."

"Is your name clutch? Because I can't seem to get my gears shifting right without you."

"Though people shift like the desert sand, with you I find an unchanging land."

"Are you an overtime shift? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind, even after clocking out."

"Is it that time of the month? Because our chemistry is so strong, it's causing a red shift in my heart."

"Excuse me, but even this McFlurry isn't as sweet as the prayer I'd love to share with you after my shift."

"Are you a Kit Kat? Because even during my shifts at the psychiatric ward, I need a break with you."

"Are you a shift from heaven, darling? Your eyes, lips, cheeks startle - they hold the morning's radiant gleaming."

"I've been charting our conversations, and every point leads to my heart feeling a seismic shift towards you."

"Your beauty outshines the stars. How about we cause a universal shift and become an item?"

"Do you operate on an 8-hour shift? Because every moment with you feels like a perfect work-life balance."

"Are you a dictionary? Because whenever I look at you, my mood immediately shifts from 'gloomy' to 'overjoyed'."

"Like the Black Swan, your elegance shifts night into a charming song's delight."

"Your pendant's color shift from passionate red to enticing green has me intrigued. What other surprises are you hiding?"

Girl, let me supply your demand, ’cause I love the way you shift those curves.

"Nita, you brighten my day more than sunlight, how about we shift this convo from public to private DM tonight?"

"Did we just pull a 24-hour shift? Because time seems to fly when I'm around you."

"You must be tectonic plate, darling. Because my world shifts whenever you're around."

"Are you from Freddy Fazbear's? Because my heart is beating like a night shift there."

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

"Girl, are you an 8-hour shift? Because I want to dedicate all my attention and energy to you."

"Are you a gear shift? Because I'm stuck in neutral until your touch gets me into drive."

Hey cutie, are we tectonic plates?

Because I think we should shift ;)


Ps. 'Shift' is Irish slang for 'making out'

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m stll hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?

If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.

Let's go to bed and do the baseline shift.

I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)