"If I were a car, I'd let you control my stick shift because you drive me absolutely wild."

"Are you an 8-hour shift? Because I find you extremely engaging and hard to resist!"

"Darling, just like FNAF, you've got me hooked. Are you a night shift? Because I'm ready to play all night."

"Whoa, a detective in disguise? How about we shift gears and talk about something fun, like our wildest dreams?"

"You must be a seismic event, because my world shifts whenever you walk into the room."

"People change, perspectives shift. Life's too short to stay the same. How about you, what made you rethink things?"

"Is your smile responsible for landslides? Because you just shifted my world with it."

"Goodnight! Just imagine how much brighter your night shift will be with my thoughts cheering you on."

"It sounds like papi's got a green light. Let's shift gears and take this ride to the next level."

"Do you have a name or can I call you mine after my next shift at the hospital?"

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type for a "shift" at work!

"You must be the reason for a seismic shift; you've definitely rocked my world!"

Are you a gearbox? Because I wanna shift into your heart.

"Let’s shift gears and talk about our hidden talents. I promise not to laugh if it's a quirky one!"

"Is your biological clock ticking? Because I'm ready to shift the hands and infuse a heartbeat into our love tale."

"Your sweetness is like a live wire, it's electrifying. Can we shift our zones and make this laughter love instead?"

"Are you a shift from heaven, dear? Your eyes outshine stars, lips and cheeks so clear."

Totally agree! The right person can really shift our perspectives. What’s something you’ve always wanted to try with someone special?

"Did you move from Poland to Bulgaria? Because every time I see you, my heart's geography shifts towards you!"

"Is your name Fault Science? Because you’ve just created a seismic shift in my love life!"

"Seeing you ease others' pain all day, want to allow me the pleasure of easing yours tonight?"

"Girl, I might be short but my love for you is like a nurse's shift... never-ending and full of surprises."

"Is your name clutch? Because I can't shift my focus from you."

"Do you believe in love at first acceleration? Because when I saw you, my heart shifted gears instantly."

hey girl, it's the end of the end of the world wanna help my pole shift?

"After a long shift of healing others, how about letting me take care of you for a change?"

"Are you a McDonald's shift? Because I find myself craving your company more than our McFlurries."

"Are you a ventral view? Because every time I look at you, my heart shifts into an anterior position."

Are you a gear shift? Because I want to shift my focus to you all day, baby.

"Are we talking geology engineering? Because my world shifts whenever you're around."

"Thou art a celestial shift, your lips and cheeks, they give my heart a lift."

"Is it your shift? Because my heart rate has suddenly shot up, and your smile seems to be the cause!"

"Your allure shifts my demand curve to the right, in your radiant beauty, I delight."

Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type, even if the shift key is stuck sometimes.

"Hey, let's try shifting our cosmic energy. Remember, every disappointment is a stepping stone to a fantastic new experience."

"Though people shift like the desert sand, with you I find an unchanging land."

"Is your name clutch? Because I can't seem to get my gears shifting right without you."

"Are you an overtime shift? Because I can't seem to get you out of my mind, even after clocking out."

"Is it that time of the month? Because our chemistry is so strong, it's causing a red shift in my heart."

"In a world where ships sink and tides shift, your beauty shines like a precious gift."

Sounds like I need to book some extra patrol shifts in your area. Can't let a beauty like you go unwatched!

"No extra shifts in the world can stop me from clocking in my time to admire you."

For sure! It’s amazing how the right person can shift our perspective. What’s one thing you’ve always wanted to try with someone special?

Did you just finish a 12-hour shift? Because you just took my breath away!

"Are you a Kit Kat? Because even during my shifts at the psychiatric ward, I need a break with you."

"I've been charting our conversations, and every point leads to my heart feeling a seismic shift towards you."

"Are you a shift from heaven, darling? Your eyes, lips, cheeks startle - they hold the morning's radiant gleaming."

"Your beauty outshines the stars. How about we cause a universal shift and become an item?"

"Do you operate on an 8-hour shift? Because every moment with you feels like a perfect work-life balance."

"Like the Black Swan, your elegance shifts night into a charming song's delight."

Girl, let me supply your demand, ’cause I love the way you shift those curves.

"Your pendant's color shift from passionate red to enticing green has me intrigued. What other surprises are you hiding?"

"Are you a security guard? Because my heart feels like it's on night shift whenever I see you!"

"How about we shift to something tantalizing, like your captivating eyes that seem to hide a world full of secrets waiting to be explored?"

"Did we just pull a 24-hour shift? Because time seems to fly when I'm around you."

"You must be tectonic plate, darling. Because my world shifts whenever you're around."

You’re spot on! The right vibe can totally shift perspectives. If you could explore anywhere with that connection, where would it be?

"Nita, you brighten my day more than sunlight, how about we shift this convo from public to private DM tonight?"

"Are you from Freddy Fazbear's? Because my heart is beating like a night shift there."

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

"Girl, are you an 8-hour shift? Because I want to dedicate all my attention and energy to you."

Hey cutie, are we tectonic plates?

Because I think we should shift ;)


Ps. 'Shift' is Irish slang for 'making out'

I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)

Let's go to bed and do the baseline shift.

If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.

If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?

My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?

I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m stll hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?