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Top 14 Shift Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Shift pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Shift conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. How about I shift my stick into something else...

  2. Is that really you or have you shape-shifted into my dream girl?

  3. What's say we shift things into Warp 69?

  4. hey girl, it's the end of the end of the world wanna help my pole shift?

  5. Girl, let me supply your demand, ’cause I love the way you shift those curves.

  6. I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m still hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

  7. Hey cutie, are we tectonic plates?

    Because I think we should shift ;)


    Ps. 'Shift' is Irish slang for 'making out'

  8. What do you say we use my lever to shift your center of mass?

  9. I ordered the skate so you’d think I was sophisticated and healthy. Now I’m stll hungry. Pizza burgers when your shift ends?

  10. My idiot friend thinks you’re cute. I told him he was wrong—you’re gorgeous. Call me when your shift ends?

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Funny shift pickup lines

I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)

If I were an assembly language, I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.

Let's go to bed and do the baseline shift.

If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?