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Top 50 Ship Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ship pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a ship?

    Cause i'm des-pirate for you

  2. Ill plunge my ship into your ocean.

  3. I would buy a pirate ship to find that booty.

  4. Hey can I get on your ship? Cause Id love to loot your booty.

  5. Hey Girl! My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?

  6. Just finished installing OS X Lion. There's a frigging rocket ship in my dock!

  7. Are you a captain of a ship? Cuz I'm the captain of my own destiny...

  8. I not bragging but I came in 3 different ships.

  9. I named my ship Relations cause I like to be literal and knew you were coming home with me.

  10. Tribbles won't be the only thing reproducing on this ship.

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What is a Ship pickup line?

Funny ship pickup lines

Hey girl, were you on the Mayflower? Because you rock my ship.

Would you be so kind as to allow me to dock my ship in your harbor?

We may be two ships that pass in the night, but I must have your number before you Ceylon.

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

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This is a funny Ship pickup line!

Arr, out of all the ships I Plundered, you be my favorite treasure.

Aye! Would you like to ride on my ship?

Hey girl, are you a cargo ship?

Cos I wanna fill you with seamen

Nice ship, wanna fuck?

Just a Sinkin Ship

Hey girl are you a sinking ship because I want to plug up dem holes

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... wanna tie up for the night?

Are you a ship?

Because I want to put seamen in you.

Just wrote a complaint to Amazon

Cos they don't ship you :(

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Working Ship tinder opener

Do you wanna take a ride? because this ship goes light speed.

Hey girl, can I sink my ship in your ocean?

I'm not much for boats

But I can see myself in a ship with you

Are you a ship?

Cause I'm an iceberg and you're going down.

Want to go back to me ship and rock the boat?

Too bad the UPS guy came already

Cuz I'd ship you

My space ship is ready. Wanna ride?

Are you a sinking ship?

Because i’d really like to go down on you.

Hey let’s roleplay the Titanic

I’ll be the water and you’ll be the ship, you’ll crash and go down on me
(Or vise versa)

Are you

Cause i'd express ship you all day

I’m the navy, you’re a ship.

I’m gonna put seamen on you