Muay Thai between your thighs.

Do you think it’s loud in here? *Yeah, it is!* Do you want to use my thighs as earmuffs?

Girl are you fried chicken?

Cause you got some delicious looking thighs.

Oh, I see you brought a facehugger. How about I just hug your face instead...with my thighs baby.

It’s getting cold out, could your thighs be my earmuffs.

Are your thighs made out of rope…

Because I want to climb it all the way to the top.

I've crushed seventeen men's skulls between me thighs!

Is that a radiation-induced tumor on your inner thigh, or are you just happy to see me?

Are you McDonalds? 'Cause you're going straight to my thighs.

I want a new scarf can you be it?

Because I want something warm like your thighs to wrap around my face

Girl, if you were a chicken I would totally want your legs and thighs.

Are you from KFC? You got amazing breast and thighs, and you are giving me a extra hard drumstick.

Just like this pizza, my tongue will also go straight to your thighs.

Girl are you fried chicken? Because you got some delicious looking legs & thighs.

If I were a watermelon, I'd let you crush me between your thighs.

I work at KFC, and I know how to spread my breading all over your breast and thighs.

Babe, let's have some KFC tonight. Let's start with that tender breast and juicy thigh of yours.

If you like my big black eyes there's more between my thighs.

Did you just come from KFC, because your have thighs and breasts just gave me a drumstick.

Women should always stick together, thigh to thigh.

"Is that pumpkin tattoo a sign? Because you’ve definitely carved a place in my heart tonight."

"Hoshi, are you a lost astronomer? Because your curves are out of this world, and everyone's orbiting around you."

Are you a camera? Because every time I see your thigh snaps, I smile.

"You must be a superhero with those curves. Your thick thighs are my kryptonite."

"You're a divine blend of beauty, and your adorable height just intensifies your allure."

Are your thighs a cop?

Cuz I want them to choke me.

"Is it a crime to be obsessed with your thighs, because they've got me convicted of desire?"

"Your figure is intoxicating; how about we toast to an unforgettable night?"

"Do your thighs have Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a strong connection!"

Your thighs remind me of my favorite snack - hot and buttery, just waiting to be devoured.

Excuse me, but are you made of fine art? Because those petite, sexy thighs belong in a museum.

"Wow, your thigh has more rizz than a Rolling Stones concert, care to dance?"

"Is your name Thailand? Because my heart's been exploring the contours of Thigh-land all night."

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I closer together, just like your thighs.

"Your thighs are like pillows, I just want to get cozy between them all night long."

Your irresistible offer has me saying yes before you even finish asking. I can't wait to have your beautiful vampire body on mine.

"Are your thighs made of Nutella? Because I find myself going nuts over them."

"Are your thighs made of glue? Because I can’t seem to break free from this attraction!"

Are your thighs a work of art? Because every curve and line is so beautifully smart.

"If you think my thighs are attractive wait until you discover the weight of my affection towards you."

You must be a Netflix show, because I never want to stop watching what's in between your thighs.

"Are your thighs made of magnets? Because I feel a pull that's impossible to resist."

Are you a lifeguard? Because your thighs look strong enough to save lives with CPR.

Are you a lifeguard? Because your thighs must be certified in CPR, saving lives with every squeeze.

"Your thighs are like the perfect piece of art - bold, beautiful, and absolutely captivating."

"Your thighs are a masterpiece, could I be the lucky artist to explore their every curve?"

Your petite sexy thighs must be magic, because every time I see them, I feel like I'm under a spell.

"I’d love to beg you for a taste of those thick thighs—just say the word, and I’ll say please."

Are you made of popcorn? Because I can't resist taking a bite of those delicious thighs.

Are you a paramedic? Because those thighs look like they could perform CPR in an emergency!

My ears are cold....

Can I use your thighs to warm them up?

"Is that a pumpkin tattoo on your thigh? Because you just made my heart carve out a little space for you."

Are you a TV series? Because I'd love to get cozy between your thighs and watch you all night.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your thigh snaps, I'm instantly enchanted."

"If your thighs were a book, I'd read them cover to cover and never skip a page!"

"Do you have a map? Because I keep getting lost in your thighs."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your thighs are clearly divine craftsmanship."

"The beauty of your curves in that frock is as captivating as a masterpiece in an art gallery."

"Is your name Smash? Because your curves are causing a beautiful chaos in my heart."

"With those thick thighs and a playful spirit, begging you to show me your fun side sounds irresistible—please?"

Oh, I'd gladly be your willing armrest any day if it means getting to feel your hot and smooth thighs against mine.

Volleyball, it means big booty and thunder thighs get used to it.

Your thighs must be made of gold because they're truly priceless and worth admiring all day.

"Is it hot in here, or did your thigh crush just walk in? Because these legs were built to impress."

Oh, I'd say yes in a heartbeat. Imagining your beautiful vampire self on my arms? That sounds like a dream come true.

"Are you the queen of thigh land? Cause your legs are a kingdom I'd love to explore."

"Your cleavage, waist, and thighs are pure artwork; could I be the lucky artist to taste your exquisite essence?"

Your thighs are enchanting, like a forbidden land waiting to be explored. Can I be your adventurer?

Are you a TV show? Because watching you between your thighs is my favorite go-to.

Your thighs are like a work of art - beautifully sculpted and absolutely mesmerizing.

"Your pierced beauty makes me wanna say 'please' a little louder—what else do you have in store for me?"

"With those thick thighs and that playful charm, I’d beg you to let me explore every inch of you—please?"

If you were a remote, I'd always find my way back to your comfy spot.

"Girl, your thighs must be a conversation because I just can't help but get wrapped up in them."

"Your thick thighs are like a work of art, they're not just beautiful, they're life-saving too."

"With those thick thighs, you grace the skies, a beauty so rare, you're my sweetest surprise."

"Your thick thighs are a masterpiece, darling, and I'm just an artist dying to explore every inch."

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection to your thigh snaps.

If thick thighs save lives then you must be the lifeguard at swim lessons

Do you like sandwiches?

Cause let’s make one with my head and your thighs

"Those stunning thighs of yours are the reason my heart's running laps around my chest."

If watching series in between your thighs is this captivating, I can't wait to see what else you have to offer.

"Do you have a map? Because my heart just got lost between your thick thighs!"

Your slender thighs must be tired from running through my mind all day.

"Heaven must be missing an angel, because you're here, curving in all the right places perfectly."

"Is this seat taken? I'd love to watch some series with you in between your thighs."

Are you a runway model? Because your thighs are like a smooth landing strip.

If watching a series between your thighs is an option, count me in as your favorite binge buddy.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your thighs look like they can revive my heart!

"Are your thighs made of vice? Because they look strong enough to squeeze the secrets out of my heart."

"Your thighs are sculpted masterpieces; how about wrapping them around me and we create a work of art together?"

"Are your thighs secret agents? Cause they've surely got James Bond beaten in the 'killer looks' department."

Do you have a first aid kit? Because I think I just lost my breath staring at your life-saving thighs.

"Do your thighs have an Instagram? Cause they're picture perfect!"

In your beauty so divine, your petite figure and sexy thighs make my heart pine.

Are you a magician? Because every time you walk by, my eyes disappear between your tantalizing thighs.

"In your beauty and grace, petite and divine, you're the sweetest sight to behold, all mine."

Are you a work of art? Because your petite sexy thighs are a masterpiece that I can't take my eyes off of.

"If those thick thighs could talk, I bet they’d whisper all my favorite fantasies—care to share a few?"

Your thighs must be made of magic, because every time I look at them, I get enchanted.

"Your thighs are like paradise, can I be a tourist in your exclusive thigh land?"

Your thighs are a work of art; can I be the artist who gets to admire them up close?

"Are those thick thighs a secret weapon? Because they’ve definitely captivated my attention and heart."

"Are your legs a library book? Because I'm checking them out and I just can't put them down."

Are you made of honey? Because your thighs are the sweetest treat I've ever seen!

"Your petite frame and sexy thighs, make my heart flutter like butterflies."

Are you from Thighs Land? Because your curves are like a rollercoaster I never want to get off.

"Your curves are a masterpiece, may I have the honor of exploring them, darling?"

Did you know your thighs are so strong, they could probably bench press a whole ambulance?

Your thighs are like a cozy landing pad, I never want to take off.

"You know, I've been doing extra squats just to meet your high standards of thick thighs, care for a preview?"

"Thick thighs and lovely eyes, in your presence, my heart flies—let's share dreams under starry skies."

"Are your thighs made of magic? Because every time I see you, my heart does a little dance!"

"Are your legs a vice? Because I'd love to be caught between them."

Are you a superhero? Because those thick thighs must be on a mission to save all the snacks!

If watching series in between your thighs is the plan, I’m all in for a binge session with you.

Your vampire queen has found her willing subject in me. I'd say yes to all those requests and more, eager to please you. 🧛‍♂️

"Your stunning thighs seem powerful, fancy putting them to use and squeezing me into your world?"

Are you a runway model? Because your thighs are like a piece of art on Thighs Land.

"If loving your thighs is a crime, I'd gladly do the time for being your biggest fan."

"Your curves are a sonnet, so sublime; a taste of your beauty will surely be divine."

Your thighs must be magic, because just looking at them is giving me CPR.

"Are your thighs made of Nutella? Because I want to spread them on my breakfast toast every morning."

Are you a paramedic? Because I'm pretty sure your thighs could bring anyone back to life!

Are you a CPR instructor? Because girl, your thighs are like defibrillators - shocking!

Are you made of sugar and spice? Because your thighs are everything nice.

Your sexy thighs are a work of art, a masterpiece that steals my heart.

"You could make a sinner out of me with those pierced nipples and heavenly curves—care to show me how?"

"That thigh tattoo is bold—just like you. How about we get to know each other a little deeper?"

"Are your thighs made of WiFi? Because my connection to them is incredibly strong."

Did you invent the airplane? Because every time I see your thighs, my heart takes flight.