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Top 50 Weed Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Weed chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Just bought some weed

    Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high

    Edit : idk if the NSFW tag is really necessary, but here it is

  2. Do you smoke?

    Coz weed be cute together

  3. You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.

  4. Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.

  5. Girl do you smoke

    Because weed look good together

  6. Strippers get naked, weed gets me faded

    Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

  7. Hey girl, are you a stoner?

    Cause weed be great together ;)

  8. Does it smell like weed...Or is it just you?

  9. Do you smoke pot? Because...

    Weed look cute together.

  10. I wanna have a 3some with you.

    Me, you & a blunt (if she smokes weed)

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Hey Girl, do you like doing drugs?
Because if so, weed go great together

Are you a pothead?

Cause weed look cute together

I can’t tell if you’re Medusa, Hot, Or Gas Weed...

Because I’m stoned in ALL the right places.

Do you smoke pot?

'cause weed be good together!

Are you weed?

Because I want you to f me up.

Girl, do you smoke pot?

Cuz weed be cute together

Do you smoke?
Cuz Weed look good together.

Do you smoke pot?

Cause weed be cute together

I like my pussy like I like my weed

Hairy and sticky

If a girls smokes pot

Ayy girl, just like my bong I'd do you every morning!

How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

I can be your buzz amplifier.

I don't even need a lighter... you are already on fire!

I have a huge kush on you

I look at you and it’s like ‘I’ve never quite heard it put that way before.’ But, like, just looking at you. You know?!

I saw from across the room and thought... I bet she needs a taco, too.

I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.

I want to T-H-See you naked

I will let u hit this if I can tap that

I wish you were a joint, I'd roll you over & lick you up and down!

I'm a certified drug dealer.

I've got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.

I've got an 18-inch piece. Want to see?

I’m pretty sure you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen. Have you ever thought about the word ‘gorgeous?’ Does it mean ‘like a gorge?’ Well, that’s not what i mean, but you’re REALLY pretty.