Top 50 Weed Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weed pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Weed conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Just bought some weed
Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high
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Do you smoke?
Coz weed be cute together
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I don't really smoke pot but
I think weed be cute together ;)
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U know what the best kind of weed is?
When i’m weed u
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Do you smoke marijuana?
Cus weed be cute together 🥺
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You must be as dope as weed, cause right now, you’re all I need.
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Your eyes are as green as the weed I’m smoking.
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Girl do you smoke
Because weed look good together
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Strippers get naked, weed gets me faded
Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon
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Hey girl, are you a stoner?
Cause weed be great together ;)
Funny weed pickup lines
Hey girl, are you weed?
Cuz I'd roll you in a blunt and smoke you
Does it smell like weed...Or is it just you?
Do you smoke pot? Because...
Weed look cute together.
Do You Do Drugs?
Do you do drugs cos weed look cute together.
I wanna have a 3some with you.
Me, you & a blunt (if she smokes weed)
Hey Girl, do you like doing drugs?
Because if so, weed go great together
Hey girl are you marijuana?
Cause I think WEED be good together.
Are you a pothead?
Cause weed look cute together
I can’t tell if you’re Medusa, Hot, Or Gas Weed...
Because I’m stoned in ALL the right places.
Do you smoke pot?
'cause weed be good together!
My weed's quality sooo bad
That even if I'm high , I just wanna go down on you
Girl, do you smoke pot?
Cuz weed be cute together
Do you smoke?
Cuz Weed look good together.
Are you weed?
Because I want you to f me up.
Do you smoke pot?
Cause weed be cute together
I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.
I want to T-H-See you naked
I will let u hit this if I can tap that
I wish you were a joint, I'd roll you over & lick you up and down!
I'm a certified drug dealer.
I've got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.
I've got an 18-inch piece. Want to see?
I’m pretty sure you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen. Have you ever thought about the word ‘gorgeous?’ Does it mean ‘like a gorge?’ Well, that’s not what i mean, but you’re REALLY pretty.