Hey girl, are you w**...?

Cuz I'd roll you in a blunt and smoke you

Hey girl, are you a s**...?

Cause w**... be great together ;)

If you are looking for da shit, you can stop looking. I can get you elevated.

Haha, I can definitely whip up some killer weed brownies! How about a tasting session to test my skills?

"Is your name Sativa? Because when I'm with you, everything else just fades into a beautiful haze."

"Is it just me, or do we share the same vibe? Let’s spark a conversation over some good green."

"Do you like cooking? Because I can’t wait to mix our love like seaweed and spice!"

"Do you have a lighter? Because our chemistry is so strong, it could ignite an entire field of marijuana."

If you were weed, you'd be top-shelf - rare, potent, and an undeniable high.

"Are you a lamp? Because you light up my world like seaweed in the ocean!"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection with those glasses and that joint."

"You must be a vibe, because just like Tyler and Frank, you make everything feel a little more high."

Are you made of marijuana? Because you're smoking hot, just like my joint.

Haha, well I can't cook weed brownies, but I make a mean pasta dish. How about a dinner date to find out?

"You must be the syrup to my pancakes, because you make everything sweeter when you're around."

"Is it just the haze or did you just light up my heart? Your passion for film is captivating!"

"If you were a song, you'd be my favorite Frank Ocean tune—smooth, deep, and unforgettable."

"Are you a sativa? Because when I'm around you, I feel an uplifting energy that's hard to resist."

"Just like my succulents garden, my heart has grown thorny without your presence. Care to help me weed it out?"

Haha, you're a rebel, I like that. I've never tried it, but I'm curious. Maybe you can show me sometime?

"Are you a Tyler track? Because every moment with you feels like the perfect vibe on repeat."

"Is your name Hollywood? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a reel and feels a little high."

"Do you run a weed farm? Because you're growing on me irresistibly."

"Nice! I prefer my highs from roller coasters, but I’m open to try anything once—except for karaoke. That’s a hard pass! 😂"

"Are you a director? Because you’ve definitely got me hooked, and I’d love to light up your world."

Like a rare flower in a field of weeds, your grace and charm outshine all others.

"Is your name Mary Jane? Cause you are sending my senses on a high they've never experienced before."

Roleplaying and weed, now that's a combo! Your adventurous spirit is refreshing. Can't wait to explore more with you.

Does it smell like w**......Or is it just you?

"Nice! So you’re into chilled vibes? I’m more of a 'couch potato watching nature documentaries' type—nature’s just as mind-altering, right?"

"If we shared a smoke, I bet our vibes would create the most unforgettable cloud."

Let's roll with it, babe. I'll be the prince, you be the princess. 👑 Let's make our own fairytale.

"Do you believe in love at first listen? Because your vibe hits sweeter than a Frank Ocean song!"

"If we were a song, we'd be the perfect blend of Tyler’s beats and Frank’s vibes—smooth and unforgettable."

"Are you a Tyler song? Because my heart is high every time I hear your name!"

Weed buddies! I love that you're 420 friendly. Let's roll one up and chill together soon.

"Are you a Tyler track? Because you’ve got me feeling all kinds of vibes and high on life!"

Do you smoke p**...? Because...

w**... look cute together.

"Are you a director? Because you've just lit up my world like a perfectly rolled joint on a movie night."

You must be the perfect blend - high on style and intellect. Can I spark up a conversation with you?

"Are you a stack of pancakes? Because you make my heart flip with excitement."

"Is your name Sativa? Because you’ve got me feeling uplifted and ready to explore new dimensions of pleasure."

Haha, I'm more of a "pretend to be productive while scrolling through memes" kind of roleplayer. 😂

"Do you believe in love at first puff, or should we share another joint to find out?"

Your creativity shines bright, like stars in the night. Let's roleplay, explore new heights.

"Are you a pancake? Because you're hot, sweet, and I can't resist taking a bite."

"You and marijuana have something in common – you both elevate my world."

Is your name Mary Jane? Because you've got my heart blazing!

Well, I'm sure you make that rose look like a weed compared to how beautiful you must look in the morning.

"You must be a high-quality strain because my heart races every time I see you light up."

Are you made of weed? Because every time I see you, I feel like drifting off to paradise.

If weed is a plant, then you must be a goddess - intoxicating and absolutely captivating.

Haha, I like someone who knows how to have fun! Maybe we can explore some role-playing scenarios together sometime 😉

Your love is like weed, intoxicating and sweet. You're the high I never want to beat.

Are you made of weed? Because you light up my world and make everything feel so high.

Haha, I prefer my highs to come from laughter, not a joint. But hey, to each their own! What's your go-to guilty pleasure snack?

Do you smoke weed? Because being around you feels like being on cloud nine.

Cooking is my thing! I make a mean batch of weed brownies. I'd love to show off my culinary expertise to you.

Haha, sounds like a fun time! I must say, your creativity with roleplaying intrigues me. You're quite captivating.

"Do you believe in love at first puff? Because I feel like we could create some beautiful melodies together!"

"Are you a pancake? Because I'd love to stack with you all day long."

"Are you a vinyl? Because I’d love to take you for a spin while we vibe and smoke."

Do You Do Drugs?

Do you do drugs cos w**... look cute together.

Let's escape reality, be characters in a play. With you, every moment feels like the perfect day.

That's hot! I love a guy who can handle his green. We should blaze together and see where it takes us.

Are you a gym routine? Because every time I see you, I feel the burn in my heart.

Do you like drugs?

Cause I think w**... go good together.

"Are you a blunt? Because every moment with you feels like the perfect high!"

"Hey, do you have a lighter? Because your beauty just sparked a joint interest in my heart."

Smoking weed and roleplaying? Sounds like a wild time! I'm intrigued... maybe we can act out our own fantasy sometime 😉

"Just like a perfect joint, you and I together could spark up something truly magical."

If you were a dog, you'd be the rarest breed, just like a diamond in a field of weeds.

"Are you a Tyler track? Because you’ve got me feeling high just listening to your vibe."

"Are you a rolling paper? Because you make my heart feel all kinds of high!"

That's one way to weed out the weak ones! Hopefully, our date will be worth the wait.

Are you a joint? Because you're smoking hot with those glasses on.

"Wearing glasses must be your superpower, because you've got me completely mesmerized."

Roleplaying can be exciting! Let's explore different scenarios and get lost in our imaginations without needing to rely on smoking weed.

Hey Girl, do you like doing drugs?

Because if so, w**... go great together

Is your name Weed? Because you're definitely dope enough to be illegal.

"Is your name Indica? Because just like a good strain, you take my stress away."

Weed? Nah, I prefer the natural high I get from binge-watching cat videos. How about you—more of a dog person or a cat lover?

"Do you believe in love at first puff? Because your vibe is lighting up my world like the best film climax."

"Are you a film director? Because every time I see you, my heart's playing the leading role in a romantic scene."

Amongst the lush greenery, you stand out like a blooming rose in a garden of weeds.

Are you a pothead?

Cause w**... look cute together

That sounds like a fun time! How about we create our own adventure together without the need for any substances? 😉

You're a rare flower in a field of weeds, exquisite and unique. May I cultivate a connection with you?

"Are you a strain of weed? Because whenever I'm lost in your eyes, I find myself flying high."

"Are you a rolling paper? Because I can’t help but feel we’d create something pretty special together."

"Is your name Mary Jane? Because my heart's on a journey every time you're around!"

How about we light up some green and play cops and robbers? We can spice things up a bit. 😉

"You light up my life more than your favorite strain, care to share a joint adventure together?"

I'll stick to pretending to be a professional chef in the kitchen, burning dinner counts as roleplaying, right? 🍳😅

Do you smoke p**...?

'cause w**... be good together!

"So, are you saying your ideal date involves pizza and philosophical debates or just quietly judging the snacks at the grocery store? 🍕😄"

"Do you believe in love at first puff? Because your smile hits me like my favorite Frank Ocean song."

"Are you a vinyl record? Because every moment with you feels like my favorite track on repeat!"

Haha, I'm more into meditating under the stars. Wanna join me sometime? 🌌

"Is your name Mary Jane? Because every moment with you feels like a high from the best movie ever."

"If you were a Frank Ocean song, I'd play you on repeat while we spark up together."

"Weed, huh? Does that mean I should prepare for deep conversations about the meaning of life or just a lot of snack recommendations? 😂"

My w**...'s quality sooo bad

That even if I'm high , I just wanna go down on you

Excuse me, but is your name Weed? Because you're the only dope I want to deal with tonight.

I prefer a natural high from hiking in nature. Have you tried it before? 🌿

"Do you love cooking? Because together, we can create a recipe for happiness as unique as seaweed lamps!"

Cooking and baking aren't really my thing, but I can definitely bring some good wine to pair with your brownies!

"Do you believe in love at first puff, or should I roll another one?"

"Your smile is more intoxicating than the finest strain, are you my next high in this love game?"

Do you smoke?

Cuz w**... look good together.

Girl, do you smoke p**...?

Cuz w**... be cute together

Are you w**...?

Because I want you to f me up.

If a girls smokes p**...

Ayy girl, just like my bong I'd do you every morning!

Do you smoke p**...?

Cause w**... be cute together

Meet you at four-twenty.

Let's celebrate 4/20 like it is new years.

It’s literally like there’s no one else in the room but you right now. Literally. Wait, is there anyone else in the room?

Isn’t it crazy how everything is happening all the time RIGHT NOW? Wait… Hey, I’m Scott.

Is your father a thief? Oh, because I was wondering who stole my sense of LINEAR TIME.

I’m pretty sure you’re the most gorgeous girl I’ve ever seen. Have you ever thought about the word ‘gorgeous?’ Does it mean ‘like a gorge?’ Well, that’s not what i mean, but you’re REALLY pretty.

I've got an 18-inch piece. Want to see?

I've got 2 boarding passes, lets catch a flight and see where we land.

I'm a certified drug dealer.

Baby you are sweeter than the brownies.

I wish you were a joint, I'd roll you over & lick you up and down!

I will let u hit this if I can tap that

I want to T-H-See you naked

I think I can hear your heart beating. (Pause) Okay, that’s definitely my heart, but still.

I saw from across the room and thought... I bet she needs a taco, too.

I look at you and it’s like ‘I’ve never quite heard it put that way before.’ But, like, just looking at you. You know?!

I have a huge kush on you