96 Weed Pick Up lines And Rizz

Are you looking for some funny weed pick up lines to use on guys or girls? We have compiled and written some of the best pickuplines with weed. These can be either funny, clever, or just plain cheesy. Use these pick up lines about weed to flirt with others or to flirt with yourself.

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Just bought some w**...

Cuz, given that you're an angel from heaven, I need to get high
Do you smoke?

Coz w**... be cute together
I don't really smoke p**... but

I think w**... be cute together ;)
U know what the best kind of w**... is?

When i’m w**... u
Girl do you smoke

Because w**... look good together
Strippers get naked, w**... gets me faded

Get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon

Here are 96 weed pick up lines for her and flirty weed rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your weed rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny weed pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty weed joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute weed pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about weed are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey girl, are you w**...?

Cuz I'd roll you in a blunt and smoke you

Hey girl, are you a s**...?

Cause w**... be great together ;)

If you are looking for da shit, you can stop looking. I can get you elevated.

"Is your name Sativa? Because when I'm with you, everything else just fades into a beautiful haze."

"Do you have a lighter? Because our chemistry is so strong, it could ignite an entire field of marijuana."

"Just like my succulents garden, my heart has grown thorny without your presence. Care to help me weed it out?"

"Are you a sativa? Because when I'm around you, I feel an uplifting energy that's hard to resist."

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Cheesy weed Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

"Is your name Mary Jane? Cause you are sending my senses on a high they've never experienced before."

"Do you run a weed farm? Because you're growing on me irresistibly."

Does it smell like weed...Or is it just you?

Do you smoke p**...? Because...

w**... look cute together.

"Is your name Sativa? Because you’ve got me feeling uplifted and ready to explore new dimensions of pleasure."

"You and marijuana have something in common – you both elevate my world."

Do you like drugs?

Cause I think w**... go good together.

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Funny weed Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Weed conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

"Hey, do you have a lighter? Because your beauty just sparked a joint interest in my heart."

"Just like a perfect joint, you and I together could spark up something truly magical."

I wanna have a 3some with you.

Me, you & a blunt (if she smokes w**...)

Hey Girl, do you like doing drugs?

Because if so, w**... go great together

"Is your name Indica? Because just like a good strain, you take my stress away."

Are you a pothead?

Cause w**... look cute together

"You light up my life more than your favorite strain, care to share a joint adventure together?"

"Are you a strain of weed? Because whenever I'm lost in your eyes, I find myself flying high."

I can’t tell if you’re Medusa, Hot, Or Gas w**......

Because I’m s**... in ALL the right places.

Do you smoke p**...?

'cause w**... be good together!

My w**...'s quality sooo bad

That even if I'm high , I just wanna go down on you

"Your smile is more intoxicating than the finest strain, are you my next high in this love game?"

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Clever weed Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Weed hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Do you smoke?

Cuz w**... look good together.

Are you w**...?

Because I want you to f me up.

If a girls smokes p**...

Ayy girl, just like my bong I'd do you every morning!

Girl, do you smoke p**...?

Cuz w**... be cute together

Do you smoke p**...?

Cause w**... be cute together

Let's celebrate 4/20 like it is new years.

Meet you at four-twenty.

My love 420 will not be the same without you.

My love for you burns stronger than a frizzle.

Pick up? Hit me up. 420!

So you're gonna have to blow me for those buds...

Wanna get weird after this?

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Smooth weed Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Weed pickup lines make her give you her number.

Wanna help me smoke this joint?

Want to get cough-ee with me?

What kind of grinder are you using? Because you are extra fine!

You are so adorable when you geek out.

You know what is better than best? Me.

You're on fire! Oh, no, that's just my blunt...

Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?

w**... is four words I will never forget, other than your name.

You must be as dope as w**...... Because right now you are all I need.

Do you smoke p**...? Because w**... look good together.

Why don't me and you go to your place and get s**..., maybe cuddle and make a little whoopie?

Need some l**... for your cotton-mouth?

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Flirty weed Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Weed pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Is that a 9 inch joint in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

Is that a bond in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

You have me at cannabis.

Baby you are sweeter than the brownies.

Wanna hit this bowl ?

I got weed.

(Just stare for 20 seconds) Wait, what’s your name again?

(Wait until it’s totally silent) Man, this song just makes me want to move.

Are you a 420 guy? Wanna come pick me up so we smoke and celebrate the day together?

Are you a chonger? You took my breath away.

Are you a drug? Because I marijuana take you home tonight.

As a part of balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forgot to eat your weedies!

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Cringe weed Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Excuse me ma'am are you a joint? Because you're smoking!

Hey baby, my friend and I are having a bake sale. Would you like to join us?

Hey baby! You're smoking!

Hey girl would you ever consider a 3 way - You, me, and Mary Jane?

Hey girl you look beat up. Wanna cuddle?

Hey ya wanna get high?

Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy. But I got this joint, let's smoke this baby.

Hey! Let's make like a blunt and roll.

How about I teach you how to double blow a pipe?

I am so hammered I want to nail you to the wall.

I can be your buzz amplifier.

I don't even need a lighter... you are already on fire!

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Weed love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Weed chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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