Top 18 Anal Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Anal pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Tonight will be cloudy skies with a 60% chance of anal.

2. If we did anal, it would make my day...

   But it would make your hole weak.

3. Wanna do me a favor?

   And by favor I mean anal sex

4. A kiss might make your day

   But anal will make your hole weak

5. Judging by your hair, you seem like a girl who likes to do anal.

6. Anti: Hey girl I heard a kiss can make your whole day, but ...

   Anal can make your hole weak

7. Roses are red, bullets are fatal.

   What can I do to get me some anal?

8. A dentist pickupline?!

   I hear you have an anal cavity you need filled.....
   
   wanna make an appointment?

9. Are you a buttplug?

   Because i wanna practice anal on you

10. I’m gonna give you anal.

    Cuz you got a nice ass.
    
    (Taken from To Catch A Predator)

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Hey girl, I hope you're a Lawful Good Paladin,

because I wanna try getting anal.

Hey Babe

We should have anal, because Uranus is the God of all heavens.

Drugs are cool

But have you tried anal?

Hey I know I’m an asshole

But anal I really like you.

Just finished doing anal...
(Anal)ysis that we're a perfect match.

Have you ever tried anal, it's A Whole New World.