Top 50 Cia Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Cia pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cia tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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The CIA is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.
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The FBI wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?
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Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? cause ima monitor that all DAY.
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Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
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Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missile..
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Girl, I haven't had a crush this bad since your mom got her first iphone.
Smile, I unlocked your webcam!
Working short cia pickup lines to impress a girl
Baby your Verizon line ain't the only thing I'm trying to tap
Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missle..
Being broke sucks. Let me buy you a drink
Could you help me find my stationary?
Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. You and your library history.
Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
NSA watching you
Girl, I can't wait to violate your privacy in real life.
cia Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.
I'd tap that.
I'm a great listener
Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list
Hey baby, your buns are on fire, you've left your oven on
Hey baby... what are you wearing? Just kidding, I'm watching you.
Hey, I've never met you, and this is crazy, but I stole your number, so answer baby!
cia Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you the drink your last one night stand got you?
Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time
How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don't samba?
I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN
I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!
I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration
I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.
I flagged you at first sight
I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle
I knew you'd be here.
I know exactly where you have been all my life.
I know this is a little straight forward, but I feel like I already know everything about you.
cia Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam
I think he got the point.
I was going through your email and noticed you like cat too!
I was going through your inbox and thought maybe we could be together!
I will ALWAYS have my eyes on you, darling...! My love for you is unconstitutional.
I'd never cheat on you like your boyfriend does with your BFF
I'm incredibly rich. Here's a new iPhone 5 with my number in it. Call me sometime.
I'm so honored to meet you. I'm kind of a big fan, I've read all of your e-mails
Is that a WiFi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Let me buy you dinner, I know you don't have much in your bank account.
Lovely dress, darling, but the one you tried on before you left home looked even better.
May Day, where have you been? I've been waiting for you . . . to take care of me, personally.
My love for you is unconstitutional
Roses are red, violets are blue, your pin number 6852.
Shocking. Positively shocking.
Single male, attentive listener. Like to intercept communications, bodily fluid from international women.
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Cia phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.