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Top 50 Cia Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cia pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. The CIA is trying to steal my penis

    Can I hide it inside you

  2. Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

  3. Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missile..

  4. Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet?

    cause ima monitor that all DAY.

  5. Girl, I haven't had a crush this bad since your mom got her first iphone.

    Smile, I unlocked your webcam!

  6. Are you tired? Because you've been running through my chat log reviews all day.

  7. Baby your Verizon line ain't the only thing I'm trying to tap

  8. Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missle..

  9. Being broke sucks. Let me buy you a drink

  10. Could you help me find my stationary?



Funny cia pickup lines

Do you believe in love at first sight, or did I misunderstand your search history?

Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. You and your library history.

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
NSA watching you

Girl, I can't wait to violate your privacy in real life.

I'd tap that.

I'm a great listener

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

Hey baby, your buns are on fire, you've left your oven on

Hey baby... what are you wearing? Just kidding, I'm watching you.

Hey, can I have your number? Just kidding. Already got it

Hey, I've never met you, and this is crazy, but I stole your number, so answer baby!

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you the drink your last one night stand got you?

How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don't samba?

I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.

I flagged you at first sight

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

I knew you'd be here.

I know exactly where you have been all my life.

I know this is a little straight forward, but I feel like I already know everything about you.

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam