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Top 50 Cia Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cia pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Just relax while we unzip your files.

  2. Are you doing anything on Saturday? Wait, I just checked--you're not.

  3. Are you on FBI’s most wanted? Cause you’re at the top of my list.

  4. Are you the CIA? Because I don't think the president gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

  5. Are you tired? Because you've been running through my chat log reviews all day.

  6. Baby your Verizon line ain't the only thing I'm trying to tap

  7. Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missle..

  8. Being broke sucks. Let me buy you a drink

  9. Could you help me find my stationary?

  10. Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? cause ima monitor that all DAY.

Funny cia pickup lines

Do you believe in love at first sight, or did I misunderstand your search history?

Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. You and your library history.

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
NSA watching you

Girl, I can't wait to violate your privacy in real life.

Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

I'd tap that.

I'm a great listener

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

Hey baby, your buns are on fire, you've left your oven on

Hey baby... what are you wearing? Just kidding, I'm watching you.

Hey, can I have your number? Just kidding. Already got it

Hey, I've never met you, and this is crazy, but I stole your number, so answer baby!

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time

How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don't samba?

I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.

I flagged you at first sight

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

I knew you'd be here.

I know exactly where you have been all my life.

I know this is a little straight forward, but I feel like I already know everything about you.