50 Cia Pick Up lines

Here are 50 cia pick up lines for her and flirty cia rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about cia that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your cia rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny cia pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty cia joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Cia Pickup Lines

A good Cia hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

The CIA is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.
The FBI wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?
Damn, girl. Is your ass the internet? cause ima monitor that all DAY.
Is that a Wi-Fi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Baby, my drones aren't the only thing that have heat a seeking missile..
Girl, I haven't had a crush this bad since your mom got her first iphone.

Smile, I unlocked your webcam!

Short and cute cia pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about cia are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you on FBI’s most wanted? Cause you’re at the top of my list.

Are you the CIA? Because I don't think the president gave you permission to torture me with those good looks.

Are you tired? Because you've been running through my chat log reviews all day.

Baby your Verizon line ain't the only thing I'm trying to tap

Being broke sucks. Let me buy you a drink

Could you help me find my stationary?

Do you believe in love at first sight, or did I misunderstand your search history?

Cheesy cia Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out. You and your library history.

Every breath you take
Every move you make
Every bond you break
Every step you take
NSA watching you

Girl, you must have fallen from heaven because there is no tracking data to indicate how you arrived at this location.

I'd tap that.

I'm a great listener

Hey baby, I'd do anything to get with you... like lowering your ex's credit score, wire tapping your boss and taking you off the no fly list

Hey baby... what are you wearing? Just kidding, I'm watching you.

Corny cia Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Cia conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hey, can I have your number? Just kidding. Already got it

Hey, I've never met you, and this is crazy, but I stole your number, so answer baby!

Hi there beautiful. Can I buy you the drink your last one night stand got you?

Hi, I just wanted to introduce myself. I've been watching you for a looooong time

How do you kill 5 hours in Rio, if you don't samba?

I bet I can guess your weight, birth sign, mother's maiden name, SSN and your car's VIN

I couldn't help but hear your phone conversation with your sister yesterday & I think I can be that kind of man for you!

I feel like I've known you forever, or at least since the Bush administration

I feel like I've known you since you got that cellphone for your 15th birthday.

I flagged you at first sight

I heard you like teddy bears. You can give me a cuddle

I knew you'd be here.

A good cia Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Cia hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I know exactly where you have been all my life.

I know this is a little straight forward, but I feel like I already know everything about you.

I probably shouldn't tell you this, but you've got malware on your laptop and some creep from Idaho is jerking off to you through your webcam

I think he got the point.

I was going through your email and noticed you like cat too!

I was going through your inbox and thought maybe we could be together!

I will ALWAYS have my eyes on you, darling...! My love for you is unconstitutional.

I'd never cheat on you like your boyfriend does with your BFF

I'm incredibly rich. Here's a new iPhone 5 with my number in it. Call me sometime.

I'm so honored to meet you. I'm kind of a big fan, I've read all of your e-mails

Is that a WiFi enabled device in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?

Let me buy you dinner, I know you don't have much in your bank account.

Lovely dress, darling, but the one you tried on before you left home looked even better.

Shocking. Positively shocking.

Single male, attentive listener. Like to intercept communications, bodily fluid from international women.

Take a giant step for mankind.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Cia love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Cia chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.