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Top 42 Howards Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Howards pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard.

    Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss?

  2. I'll make you scream like Howard Dean

  3. Are you todd howard

    Because I want to be the one to see you when you're awake

  4. Are you a 90 degree angele? Because you looking right.

  5. Are you exothermic reaction? Because you're making me hot.

  6. Are you less than 90 degrees, because you're acute girl.

  7. Are you the square root of -1? Because you cannot be real.

  8. Baby, you must be a neuron, because you've got some action potentional.

  9. Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.

  10. Do you like motorcycles? 'Cause I ride a hog.

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Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.

Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.

Group hug!

Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?

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Hey girl, do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.

Hey girl, I wish I were SIN^2 and you were COS^2, so together we would be 1.

I wish I was DNA helicase that way I could unzip your genes.

I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I was your homework, because I would be hard and you would do me all the time.

I'm sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.

If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.

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Working Howards tinder opener

it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and BAM!

On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you're an 1011

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.

The universe must revolve around you, because your gavitational forces are banging.

Well, if you like space stuff, I design components for the International Space Station. Which is in space. Where, I'm sure you know, no one can hear you scream.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.

Why don't we go back to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?

Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.