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Following is our collection of Howards chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you todd howard

    Because I want to be the one to see you when you're awake

  2. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard. Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss?

  3. Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it's not small or floppy.

  4. 760 degrees celsius. The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row.

  5. Are you a 90 degree angele? Because you looking right.

  6. Are you exothermic reaction? Because you're making me hot.

  7. Are you less than 90 degrees, because you're acute girl.

  8. Are you the square root of -1? Because you cannot be real.

  9. Baby, you must be a neuron, because you've got some action potentional.

  10. Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.

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Do you like motorcycles? 'Cause I ride a hog.

Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.

Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.

Group hug!

Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?

Hello, I'm Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay.

Hey girl, do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.

Hey girl, I wish I were SIN^2 and you were COS^2, so together we would be 1.

I wish I was DNA helicase that way I could unzip your genes.

I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I was your homework, because I would be hard and you would do me all the time.

I'm sure Max Planck would approve of your hot body.

If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.

It's a big deal. There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward. Perhaps you'd like to come with me? I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.

it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and BAM!

On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you're an 1011

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.

The universe must revolve around you, because your gavitational forces are banging.

Well, if you like space stuff, I design components for the International Space Station. Which is in space. Where, I'm sure you know, no one can hear you scream.

What do you say we go back to my room and do some math? Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

Whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.

Why don't we go back to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?