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42 Howards Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Howards rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about howards, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Howards Pickup Lines

A good Howards hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey Baby, If I were an enzyme

    I'd be DNA HELICASE so I could unzip your genes.

  2. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Howard.

    Howard who? Howard you like a big kiss?

  3. Hey girl, are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you are CuTe.

  4. Tell the square root of negative one to multiple by itself, because shit just got real.

  5. I'll make you scream like Howard Dean

  6. Are you todd howard

    Because I want to be the one to see you when you're awake

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What is a good Howards pickup line?

Short and cute howards pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about howards are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a 90 degree angele? Because you looking right.

Are you exothermic reaction? Because you're making me hot.

Are you less than 90 degrees, because you're acute girl.

Are you the square root of -1? Because you cannot be real.

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Smooth Howards pickup line

Does your v-card have a code? Because I will hack it.

Girl, your name must be phylum, because you are above class.

Haven't you ever been told how beautiful you are in flawless Russian?

Cheesy howards Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hello, I'm Sanjay Wolowitz from Bombay.

Hey girl, do you love water? That means you love 80% of me.

Hey girl, I wish I were SIN^2 and you were COS^2, so together we would be 1.

I wish I was your derivative, so I could like tangent to your curves.

I wish I was your differential equation homework, because then I'd be really hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.

I wish I was your homework, because I would be hard and you would do me all the time.

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Working Howards tinder opener

If I was an operating system, your process would be realtime priority.

Corny howards Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Howards conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

It's a big deal. There's an awards banquet and a dance afterward. Perhaps you'd like to come with me? I know the other fellas would be really excited to see a girl there.

it's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

Nobody ever expects me. Sometimes you just look and BAM!

On a scale from 0001 to 1010, you're an 1011

On a scale of North Korea to America, how free are you tonight?

Well, if you like space stuff, I design components for the International Space Station. Which is in space. Where, I'm sure you know, no one can hear you scream.

Whenever I'm near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration, because you take my breath away.

Why don't we go back to my place so I can show you the exponential growth of my natural log?

Yeah, well my people invented circumcision. You're welcome.

You give me epsilon, I'll give you Delta. Together we can find limits.

Come back to my lab and I'll show you that the Big Bang isn't just a theory.

You must be square root of 2, because I feel irrational around you.

A good howards Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Howards hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

You're a photo quanta to my valence electron - you excite me to another level.

Your bosons - they give me a hadron.

You have 206 bones in your body, wanna have 207?

Do you like motorcycles? 'Cause I ride a hog.

Group hug!

The universe must revolve around you, because your gavitational forces are banging.

Wanna see my Hard Drive? I promise it's not small or floppy.

760 degrees celsius. The approximate temperature of the young lady in the front row.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Howards love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Howards chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.