110 Penis Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you know I have tattoo on my p**...? Come to my place and find out.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small p**...... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

I can't see my p**.... Can you tell me what it looks like?

The CIA is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.

You make me feel like I'm the Republic of Ireland because since I started looking at you, my p**... is Dublin.

The mob wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?

Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my p**....

The boss is trying to steal my p**...... I need to find a place to hide it.

What's your favorite roll? Dragon, rainbow, p**...?

The mitochondria, much like my penis is the powerhouse of the cell

The FBI wants to steal my p**.... Can I hide it inside you?

Are you from the Philippines? Because I wanna Phil you with my p**....

Did You Know, my p**... is made of Valyrian steel.

There's a reason they call me Bat man – if you know what I mean…okay, I'm talkin' about my p**....

I have a small p**.... It used to be called The Little Mermaid.

That's not my Kamehameha girl, that's my p**...!

My body is a movie and your p**... is the star!

You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my p**... would stand for you.

Enough Tennis, how about playing with p**... tonight?

With great p**... comes great responsibility

"Do you like long drives? Because my feelings for you are like a roadtrip, they just keep going on."

"Are you a castle? Cause honey, this king has found the perfect place for his royal scepter."

"Is your body an art exhibit? Because it's more breathtaking than any penis sculpture I've ever crafted."

"I'm not a king, but I sure know how to rule the kingdom of your heart!"

"Is your name Gorilla Glue? Because my feelings for you are getting pretty sticky and hard to remove."

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Cause every time I see you, I'm stuck in this crazy, white-hot romance."

"They say I'm gifted, not just in personality. Care to unwrap your surprise?"

"Are you a Lunchable? Because even though I'm grown, I can't resist taking a bite out of your cheesy goodness."

"Do we have a lunchable between us? Because this connection is cheese, crackers, and undeniably hamming it up."

"You've got the charm that surpasses any blue movie star, how about we create our own intimate script?"

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Because I can't seem to tear myself away from you, despite all the monkey business!"

"Is your name Elizabeth? Cause my love for you is more royal than the Queen's jewels."

"Like a perfectly shaped penis, your beauty brings me to my knees in awe."

"Are you a pen? Because my love for you is mightier than the sword."

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Cause every time I see you, my heart gets permanently stuck."

"Are you a Hershey's Kiss? Because even my jeans agree we'd make the sweetest pair."

"Just like a Lunchables pack, I'm compact but full of surprises. Ready to pop open this box of charm?"

"Do you like Taylor Swift? Because just like her love songs, I can't seem to shake you off my mind."

"Just like a sculptor captures perfection, I can't help but get lost in your exquisite form."

"Are you a fan of Lunchables? Because just like them, my package might be small, but it's always satisfying."

"Are you a sketch artist? Because every time I picture my perfect match, you draw up in my mind."

"Do you work at a glue factory? Because every time I see you, my heart sticks like a gorilla's grip."

"Are you a Jedi? Because my feelings for you are stronger than Yoda's force grip."

Let's start Apples to Apples. My p**... to your p**...?

"Are you a Lunchables pack? Because I'm feeling like a kid again and I can't handle your 'fun-size' appeal."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or did you use Gorilla Glue to stick the landing into my heart?"

"Like Gorilla Glue, I stick to commitments... so how about we bond in a love as strong and white as adhesive?"

"I may not play guitar like Taylor Swift, but when I look at you, I can certainly feel my 'strumming' intensify."

"I must be a Hershey's Kiss, because I'm small, sweet, and perfect for when you're craving a little indulgence."

"Are you Gorilla Glue? Because I can't seem to unstick my heart from you."

"Is your name Hershey's? Because you turn my pocket into a candy store with just one look."

"Are you a software update? Because every time I see you, my hardware turns into hard-drive!"

"Is it a crime to steal hearts? Because with your size and charm, you're guilty as charged."

"Just like a penis sculpture, your allure is something I find more fascinating the longer I look."

"They call me the 'White Gorilla', not because I'm strong, but because I'm stuck on you like glue."

"Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes, and I'd love to explore your world."

"Is your name Google Maps? Because I can't find my way around your smile, and I think I've just hit a dead-end."

"Is your name Google Maps? Because I want to explore all the routes to your heart."

"Are you a Hershey's Kiss? Because just a peck from you is sweeter than any candy I've ever tasted."

"I may not be Luke Skywalker, but I promise I won't let our love story end in a 'Han Solo' situation."

"Just like a penis sculpture, you're a perfect blend of elegance, allure, and a daring dash of intrigue."

"Are you a roadmap? Because I've lost my way in your eyes and I think it's time for a romantic roadtrip."

When I was younger my fairy godmother said I can have a long p**... or a long memory, I can’t remember my response.

"Like a poorly handled tube of Gorilla Glue, my thoughts of you are messy, sticky and hard to remove."

"Is your name GPS? Because I'm getting directions to your heart and I don't want to take any detours."

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with my Safe Search off?"

"Not all artists use clay or marble, some like me express their passion with craftsmanship that's way more personal."