Top 50 Till Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Till pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
Are you a N95 mask?

Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath

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I usually don't ask a girl this question till she's pregnant. What's your name?
I can't wait till the day I can wake up right next to you.
Girl, I wanna pop some caps with you till da hood do us part.
Hi, I'm not from here and I felt lost till I saw you!
Man: I would go till the end of the world just for you. Woman: Really? Ok. Would you stay there?
Keep me in the fridge till you want me.
Damn girl, you a horse?

Cuz I wanna ride you till you get a broken leg, then shoot you.
I will never say never! (I will fight)/ I will fight till forever! (make it right)/ Whenever you knock me down/ I will not stay on the ground

Funny till pickup lines

I thought a shooting star was the most beautiful thing ever
Till i saw you

Hey baby, wanna come over to MySpace and let me Twitter your Yahoo till I Google all over your Facebook?

You must be a minecraft dog

Bc i wanna feed you my meat till u love me

Wanna come over Friday night and till my fields?

Are you ice-cream?

Cause i want to keep licking you till im all sticky

Roses are red..
I had no clue, what the definition hot was till I met you. (*now cha cha real smooth*)

Domino: "How do you know my friends call me Domino?" James Bond: "It's on the bracelet on your ankle." Domino: "So . . . what sharp little eyes you've got." James Bond: "Wait till you get to my teeth."

Are you a plug socket?

Because i want to make you wet till theres sparks

Are you a college paper?

Cause I wanna procrastinate till the last minute then spend all night doing you

Hey there. I’m Mr. Right… someone said you were looking for me I want to get married once. No divorce and cheating, just us two till the end.

Hey girl, I didn't know I needed a pair of glasses till I met you

Because with you around, I can see the world more beautifully.

Hey girl, are you a piñata?

Cause I wanna hang you from the ceiling, beat you till you open, and eat up your insides!

All these pencils but you still think i'm pointless

Nah, I just think you're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.

Are you a penis?

Cuz I wanna beat you till you cum.

Oeros

I'll eat you like my Oreos, open you and lick you till theres no more white stuff.

Spaghetti is straight till it gets wet

Now lets get u wet

You might want to get a large bucket, because I don't stop hitting till I'm satisfied.

Are you my inbox?

Cause i wanna fuck you till i see messages

If you were a swisher

I'd lick you till my lips went numb
(Only stoners are gonna get this one)

When she says voting is sexy...

And her nickname is Dottie.
DAAMN girl are you a ballot? Because I'm about to slam you on a desk and I won't stop till all of your dots are filled.

Are you an Xbox 360? Cause I'll do you till you got 3 red rings.

Are you a ketchup bottle?

'cause i wanna bang you till something comes out.

I may not be Mr Right

But I’ll fuck you till he gets here