Top 41 Retarded Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Retarded chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Hey girl, are you retarded?
Cause someone told me you have a crush on me
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Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.
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Are your parents retarded?
Because I think you're special.
- Robin Williams. -
Hey girl, are you in special education?
Because you're fucking retarded.
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Are your parents retarded?
Because there's something special about you
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Girl are your parents retarded?
Cause you’re really special
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Damn girl, are you in any special needs classes?
Cause that ass is retarded
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Are you retarded
Because i find you special
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I think you’re really retarded
Because you are really special to me
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Hi are you retarded cuz i can already tell you’re gonna be special to me 🥰
It worked on tinder A few times
Funny retarded pickup lines
Hey girl, are you retarded?
Cos you look very special ;)
"Are Your Parents Retarded?
Because you sure are special" - Robin Williams R.I.P
Your parents must be retarded
Because you sure are special
Damn girl, are you mercury ?
Cuz when you touch me I go retarded
Are you a minecraft llama
Cuz you’re fucking retarded
Is your name Jenayy?
Cuz I'm retarded and you look like a whore.
Are your parents retarded?
Because you sure are special!
Hey girl are you fucking retarded
Because you look special
Hey girl are you retarded?
Cause you look very special to me
Damn girl are you special?
Cause you look pretty fuckin retarded
Are you retarded?
Cuz you're looking extra special.
U must be a retarded dolphin
Cuz ur drownin in my love
Are you retarded?
Because when we kiss, I like it SLOW
If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...
If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded.
If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck.
If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful.
If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence.
Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid.
Obligatory "Works every time"
Are any loved ones of yours retarded?
('Cause DANG you're special!)
Girl are you retarded?
Cause you're pretty special to me.
Do you work with the handicapped
Cause your ex HADTA be retarded to let you go
Are you fucking retarded?
Because damn you look special
I might be retard
But I could be your retard
Girl u must be retarded
Cus ur special
Girl, are you fucking retarded?
Because I think your special!
Hey girl, are your parents retarded?
Because you’re really special!
Are you retarded?
Because I want to rape you several times while under my care.
Are you fucking retarded?
Because you look very special.
Are you my crush?
Cause I'm retarded around you