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Top 41 Retarded Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Retarded chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you retarded?

    Cause someone told me you have a crush on me

  2. Are yer parents retarded?cuz ya sure are special.

  3. Are your parents retarded?

    Because I think you're special.

    - Robin Williams.

  4. Hey girl, are you in special education?

    Because you're fucking retarded.

  5. Are your parents retarded?

    Because there's something special about you

  6. Girl are your parents retarded?

    Cause you’re really special

  7. Damn girl, are you in any special needs classes?

    Cause that ass is retarded

  8. Are you retarded

    Because i find you special

  9. I think you’re really retarded

    Because you are really special to me

  10. Hi are you retarded cuz i can already tell you’re gonna be special to me 🥰

    It worked on tinder A few times

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Funny retarded pickup lines

Hey girl, are you retarded?
Cos you look very special ;)

"Are Your Parents Retarded?

Because you sure are special" - Robin Williams R.I.P

Your parents must be retarded

Because you sure are special

Damn girl, are you mercury ?

Cuz when you touch me I go retarded

Are you a minecraft llama

Cuz you’re fucking retarded

Is your name Jenayy?

Cuz I'm retarded and you look like a whore.

Are your parents retarded?
Because you sure are special!

Hey girl are you fucking retarded

Because you look special

Hey girl are you retarded?

Cause you look very special to me

Damn girl are you special?

Cause you look pretty fuckin retarded

Are you retarded?

Cuz you're looking extra special.

U must be a retarded dolphin

Cuz ur drownin in my love

Are you retarded?

Because when we kiss, I like it SLOW

If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence.

Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid.

Obligatory "Works every time"

Are any loved ones of yours retarded?

('Cause DANG you're special!)

Girl are you retarded?

Cause you're pretty special to me.

Do you work with the handicapped

Cause your ex HADTA be retarded to let you go

Are you fucking retarded?

Because damn you look special

I might be retard

But I could be your retard

Girl u must be retarded

Cus ur special

Girl, are you fucking retarded?

Because I think your special!

Hey girl, are your parents retarded?

Because you’re really special!

Are you retarded?

Because I want to rape you several times while under my care.

Are you fucking retarded?

Because you look very special.

Are you my crush?

Cause I'm retarded around you