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Top 35 Stroke Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stroke pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you giving me a stroke?

    Because you are only making my right hand want to move

  2. Hey are you an abstract painting?

    Cause I could finish you in three strokes.

  3. No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.

  4. What's your stroke volume?

  5. Wanna see what a Master can do in 68 strokes?

  6. Are you Roger Federer’s ground strokes? Cause baby you’re so elegant.

  7. So, what’s your favorite stroke?

  8. My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.

  9. I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line)

  10. Come on baby, let me show you my back stroke.

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Funny stroke pickup lines

Hey girl, are you an arterial fatty deposit coupled with hypertension?
Cause whenever I see you, I feel like having a stroke.

Might just be the stroke talking,

But I can't feel my face when im with you, and I love it.

Can you come over and be my doctor for the night?

I feel like I might be having a stroke later.

Are you a swimmer?

Cause I can give your breast a stroke

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Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.

Hey Girl, can I be your cholesterol?
I just wanna give you strokes

Hypothetically if I was Cameron Boyce...

Would u lemme stroke?

Girl are you a paint brush?

Cause I wanna fine stroke you

Wanna see my super stroke?

You in the mood for some stroke play?

I have a four-stroke engine. What’s your blowing capacity? (Leaf Blower)

Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder. (Thor)

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Working Stroke tinder opener

Wanna see what happens when you stroke my gunlance?

Wanna stroke my Stoke stiffy?

Would you like to stroke my gun? Her name is vera.

Stroke my dolphin.

I heard you had a Skyscraper, boy- how 'bout I stroke it with my W[h]etstone, hmm?

How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?

I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please stroke it gently

First I think I'll stroke your curve, then I'd like to fill you.

I've never won gold in the breast stroke, but that could all change tonight.

How many strokes do you want?

So what's it gonna be today, Stroke Play or Skins?