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Top 40 Stroke Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stroke pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you giving me a stroke?

    Because you are only making my right hand want to move

  2. Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

    I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke

    Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you

  3. No, I didn't have a stroke; I was actually winking at you.

  4. What's your stroke volume?

  5. Wanna see what a Master can do in 68 strokes?

  6. Are you Roger Federer’s ground strokes? Cause baby you’re so elegant.

  7. So, what’s your favorite stroke?

  8. Hey girl are you an Olympic swimmer? bc I wanna stroke your breasts.

  9. My forehand isn't the only stroke I know.

  10. Come on baby, let me show you my back stroke.

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What is a Stroke pickup line?

Funny stroke pickup lines

I'm like the spine on a care of magical creatures book; if you stroke me right I'll open wide for you. (Pretty much a witch's line)

Hey girl, are you an arterial fatty deposit coupled with hypertension?

Cause whenever I see you, I feel like having a stroke.

You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke & they only wash their balls after 18 holes

Might just be the stroke talking,

But I can't feel my face when im with you, and I love it.

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This is a funny Stroke pickup line!

Can you come over and be my doctor for the night?

I feel like I might be having a stroke later.

Are you a swimmer?
Cause I can give your breast a stroke

Pickup on fb, tinder, ig, etc

Hey are you able to provide first aid?

because to meet such incredible girl live I have to go through a stroke.

Hypothetically if I was Cameron Boyce...

Would u lemme stroke?

Girl are you a paint brush?

Cause I wanna fine stroke you

Are you the 200 breast stroke? Because baby you make my knees weak.

Hey Girl, can I be your cholesterol?

I just wanna give you strokes

Are you a vet?

Girl are you a vet, cause i already see you stroking my cock

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Working Stroke tinder opener

I have a four-stroke engine. What’s your blowing capacity? (Leaf Blower)

Are you Thursday? Because I am love-stroke by your thunder. (Thor)

They call me Derek Jeter because I got loose hips and I'm good at stroking balls away

Stroke my dolphin.

Wanna see what happens when you stroke my gunlance?

Wanna stroke my Stoke stiffy?

Would you like to stroke my gun? Her name is vera.

I heard you had a Skyscraper, boy- how 'bout I stroke it with my W[h]etstone, hmm?

How about you and me go out by the pool and brush up on our strokes?

How bout you and me go downstairs and brush up on our strokes?

I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please stroke it gently