The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Suck Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Suck rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about suck, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Suck Pickup Lines

A good Suck hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. I’m like a jolly rancher

    Small. Sweet. And fun to s**... on.

  2. Hey girl, are you a vaccuum?

    Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start s**...

  3. My Spotify sucks.

    It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!

  4. Are you a paper straw?

    Because i’ll s**... you off until you disintegrate

  5. Do you have mosquitos at your place ?

    Yes - Dang , I don't want anyone else s**... you off ;)
    No- Good , I don't want anyone else s**... you off ;)

  6. I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to s**....

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What is a good Suck pickup line?

Short and cute suck pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about suck are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Call me a black hole

But I want to s**... you

*Hits hand somewhere*

+ o**... are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind s**... on your neck tonight.

Hey are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I heard you're good at s**...

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Smooth Suck pickup line

s**... my blood so I know it's real.

Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.

Can you be my exorcist?

I need you to s**... the soul out of me.

Cheesy suck Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and s**... out your brains.

Are you the Dragonborn? Because I could definitely see you s**... out my dragons soul.

If you’re a vampire: I want to suck your blood baby. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sort of.

I would s**... you so hard.

(Look down at your c**...) Well, it's not just going to s**... itself.

The one place I don't s**... is in bed.

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Working Suck tinder opener

Girl are you my mother?

Because I want to s**... your n**... all day.

Corny suck Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Suck conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Are you a mosquito?

Cause I wanna slap you while you s**... me .

(Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.

I can s**... a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime.

Hey, are you a masturbation ?
Coz you’re sucking out all my dopamine.

Hey baby are you a straw? Cause I wanna s**... on you.

Hey boy, are you a candy cane?

Cuz I wanna s**... on you this Christmas ;)

Are you the dragonborn? Cause I can definitely see you s**... out my dragons soul.

Hey do you like rasins at all

No? okay well that works out because im all out of rasins. how about a date instead?


yes? well that sucks because i just ran out. how about a date instead?

Babe, I've got a maple tree that you could s**... the sap out of.

I s**... at plumbing, I always make woman's small leak into big squirt.

I got bit by a snake, and I need you to s**... out the poison. Don't stop until it c**....

A good suck Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Suck hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to s**... on some sugarcoated t**....

It's not just going to s**... itself.

would you could you, s**... my c**...? would you could you, by the dock?

Did it hurt when you got s**... through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?

Are you Monday? Because you can s**... my d**....

Hey baby, my name is Dick. Wanna suck my Richard? Happy Suckday!

I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you s**... this d**....

Someone s**... my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Girl, I want to s**... on your feet like this Chicken feet.

Do you know it is t**... Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and s**... on your sexy boobs.

They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love s**....

Set me free girl, have mercy and s**... on my c**.... (Mercy)

Babe do you know the proper way to take tequila shots? First I will lick your salt. Second we will shoot the tequila. And then you could s**... my…

Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya s**... this d**....

You must be be Reyna, because you are s**... more than just my soul.

Are you a tornado? Because I'm predicting you're gonna s**... me later.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Suck love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Suck chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.