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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Suck Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Suck pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I’m like a jolly rancher

    Small. Sweet. And fun to suck on.

  2. Hey girl, are you a vaccuum?

    Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start sucking

  3. My Spotify sucks.

    It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!

  4. Are you a paper straw?

    Because i’ll suck you off until you disintegrate

  5. Do you have mosquitos at your place ?

    Yes - Dang , I don't want anyone else sucking you off ;)
    No- Good , I don't want anyone else sucking you off ;)

  6. I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.

  7. Call me a black hole

    But I want to suck you

  8. *Hits hand somewhere*

    + omg are you ok?

    - yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

  9. I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind sucking on your neck tonight.

  10. Hey are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I heard you're good at sucking

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Funny suck pickup lines

I suck at holding conversations. can i hold your hand instead?

Suck my blood so I know it's real.

Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.

Can you be my exorcist?

I need you to suck the soul out of me.

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Are you the Dragonborn? Because I could definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.

If you’re a vampire: I want to suck your blood baby. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sort of.

I would suck you so hard.

(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

The one place I don't suck is in bed.

Girl are you my mother?

Because I want to suck your nipples all day.

You're not the only one who can suck.

Are you a mosquito?

Cause I wanna slap you while you suck me .

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Working Suck tinder opener

I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime.

Hey, are you a masturbation ?

Coz you’re sucking out all my dopamine.

Hey baby are you a straw? Cause I wanna suck on you.

Hey boy, are you a candy cane?

Cuz I wanna suck on you this Christmas ;)

Are you the dragonborn? Cause I can definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.

Hey do you like rasins at all

No? okay well that works out because im all out of rasins. how about a date instead?

or

yes? well that sucks because i just ran out. how about a date instead?

It's not just going to suck itself.

They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

Are you a tornado? Because I'm predicting you're gonna suck me later.

You know whats crazy?

I suck at geometry but i know a cute mf when i see one