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Top 50 Damn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Damn pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

    But you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t

  2. Damn girl, are you a coal digger?

    Cause I want to make you mine.

  3. Damn girl, are you a blender?

    Because I want to put a baby in you.

  4. Damn girl, are you an unfunny meme?

    Coz I don't wanna share you with anyone

  5. My magic watch tells me you're not wearing any underwear.

    You are? Damn thing must be an hour fast again.

  6. Damn girl are you an appendix

    because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

  7. Damn, are you an fda approved respiratory mask?

    Cause I really want you to sit on my face

  8. Damn girl, are you good a video games?

    Because you just switched me to hard mode



  10. Damn girl, do you have a cold?

    Cause I can't stop looking ACHOO

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Damn girl your so cute,
That I’d suck your dads dick just to get the recipe

Are you a mom character designed by Pixar?

Cause DAMN you gotta thicc ass

Damn gurl are you my pinky toe?

Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!

Damn girl, are you a pilgrim?

Cause you look like you'd settle for me.

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Damn girl, are you climate change?

Cause you’re hot as fuck but i don’t see a future between us

Damn girl, are you a Core i5 2700k running battlefield 5 and full graphics?
Cause your so hot your gonna start a fire

Damn girl are you an upset woman?

Cause i think you’re fine

Are you earth?

Because damn you’re flat.

Damn girl are you trash?

Because I need to take you out

My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear.

(She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

Damn girl, are you a haunted house

Because I wanna come inside you and make you scream?

Damn girl, are you area 51?

Because I'd die to get inside you.

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Working Damn tinder opener

Damn girl are you basic math

because im definitely going to fuck this up

Damn girl you live in the twin towers?

Cause I'd love to come crashing into your place.

Are you from the Netherlands?

Cause Amster- DAMN you look fine

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I'm not that pretty but damn look at you.


Damn, are you an economy?

Because i cant stop studying your curves.

Damn (gender of preference) are you a fire alarm?

Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.

Damn girl, are you a black hole ?

Because i feel like i just went past your event horizon.

Damn i shit my pants, can i get in yours?

Damn girl are you a kiddie pool?

Because you are shallow as fuck.

Damn girl are you a factory in the industrial revolution?

Because I want to put my kids in you

Did you grow up in a chicken farm?

Because you damn know how to raise a cock.