The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Damn Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Damn chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

    But you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t

  2. Damn girl, are you a blender?

    Because I want to put a baby in you.

  3. Damn girl, are you an unfunny meme?

    Coz I don't wanna share you with anyone

  4. Damn, are you an fda approved respiratory mask?

    Cause I really want you to sit on my face

  5. Damn girl, are you good a video games?

    Because you just switched me to hard mode

  6. Damn girl, do you have a cold?

    Cause I can't stop looking ACHOO

  7. Damn girl your so cute,

    That I’d suck your dads dick just to get the recipe

  8. Are you a mom character designed by Pixar?

    Cause DAMN you gotta thicc ass

  9. Damn gurl are you my pinky toe?

    Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!

  10. Damn girl, are you climate change?

    Cause you’re hot as fuck but i don’t see a future between us

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What is a Damn pickup line?

Funny damn pickup lines

Damn girl are you an upset woman?
Cause i think you’re fine

My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear.

(She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

Damn girl, are you area 51?

Because I'd die to get inside you.

Damn girl are you basic math

because im definitely going to fuck this up

Roses are red, violets are blue...

I'm not that pretty but damn look at you.


Damn (gender of preference) are you a fire alarm?

Because you’re really fucking loud and annoying.

Damn girl, are you a black hole ?
Because i feel like i just went past your event horizon.

Damn girl are you a kiddie pool?

Because you are shallow as fuck.

Damn girl are you a factory in the industrial revolution?

Because I want to put my kids in you

Do you know how to send a mirror through text?

No? Damn, I wanted to send you a cute message and you're the cutest thing I could think of.

Damn girl you are fire

Cuz I never want you in my house

Damn girl, are you Aphrodite?

Because I’m in the mood for some pleasure and procreation?

Damn, that chick's got an ass like an onion.

Makes me wanna cry.

Damn girl, you must be a cold front, because you shiver my timbers.

Damn, girl, are you sitting on an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Damn babe, nice calves. Have you been working on them?

Damn girl! You must be ovulating!

Girl did you invent the telephone cause you are looking Alexander Damn Swell.

Damn girl, are you Owen Wilson?

Because “Wow.”

Damn gurl, you hotter than Din's Fire.

Girl, are you Dean Winchester? Because you look like you just got back from DAMN-nation.

Damn girl are you gta 'cause i can't stop playing you.

Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.

Damn girl, yo probably worth 10 food stamps, cuz you FINE!

Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments.