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Top 30 Hump Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hump pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Girl, you must be uranium 235

    Because you're radiating me to the point that I am growing a hump

  2. One camel to another... Wanna Hump?

  3. Want me to show you why the call me "hump back"?

  4. Do you like whales? Because we could go hump back at my place.

  5. Is that enough foreplay, or should I hump your leg some more?

  6. I may be blind, but my brailly skills tell me you have some fine humps.

  7. Do you like whales? Cause we can go hump back at my place.

  8. Care to take these humps out for a test ride?

  9. Are you related to Quasimodo?

    ...because I really want to hump that back

  10. Do you like whales?

    Because we can hump back at my place

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Funny hump pickup lines

My dog is humping your dog — it’s fate!

(Dog Costume) Would it offend you if I humped your leg?

As soon as I get my hip replacement, I'm going to hump you.

She/He's so hot I would...

Suck a fart out of her ass with a silly straw and hold it like a bong hit just to dry hump her shadow in a cactus patch.

Drag my balls through 1000 miles of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

I would swim up the Amazon river with 50 lbs dumbbells tied to my dick and Oprah Winfrey’s queef as my air supply if it meant I could eat a nice sea food dinner with her over skype on a dial up internet connection

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Am I a camel?

Because I have a hump.

Happy Hump Day...May all your ups and downs today be between the sheets or on the couch or the floor or the kitchen table.

It's Hump Day. Start it off with a bang.

Just once I'd like to actually get humped on hump day.

I may be blind, but my braille skills tell me you've got some fine humps.

Is that shirt (those pants) mad of camel skin? (No, why?) Cause I noticed the humps!

Nice Camel....(look down then up)... Wanna hump?

Roses are red, violets are blue. i want to hump your face.

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Do you like whales? Because we can go hump back at my place.

Sorry, baby. I thought it was hump day…

What up, would it offend you if I humped your leg? (Werewolf)

Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!

Are you Wednesday? Because I want to hump you.

Happy hump day!