The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Played Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Played pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. If we play among us can I be the impostor?

    Because I want to take you out

  2. Let's play a game,

    Winner takes loser home.

  3. Let’s play carpenter!

    First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

  4. Wanna play war,

    I'll lay on my back, and you can blow me to hell

  5. Wanna play carnival?

    You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.

  6. Wanna play a game of heads and tails?

    You give me head and I'll never tell ;)

  7. I like playing video game

    Because you are my candy crush

  8. Have you considered becoming communist?

    Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*

  9. Hey let’s play titanic

    You will be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.

  10. Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

    Her: Ok

    You: Actually I can't

    Her: Why not?

    You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

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Funny played pickup lines

I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.

Can I play with your tremolo arm?

Hey baby I play bass drum, so you know I could give you a deep bang.

Hey I'm Irish, you wanna play with my shillelagh and blarney stones?

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This is a funny Played pickup line!

You want to play volleyball ? Because it looks good on your knees!

Let’s play Quidditch together…you’ll get to see my balls.

Hey baby! Wanna play superheroes? I'll be Superman and do you faster than a speeding bullet.

Let me play with you beam sword.

Do you play baseball cause you can take a swing in my batters box.

Damn girl are you gta 'cause i can't stop playing you.

Do you want to play my Poke Flute?

I dont always play a shaman but when i do il still lava you.

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Working Played tinder opener

I’ll let you play with my eggs and you let me fertilize yours.

Wanna play some horizontal beach volleyball?

Middle C is a great note, I'd love to play between your staffs.

Let me play you a song with my skiffle band. Let me to tune my 1861 Martin guitar.

Wanna play with my Jurisdiction?

Let's play reach I'll be noble six and I'll drop the package in your pillar of autumn.

It's cold outside baby, let's play Empire Strikes Back. You can be a Tauntaun and I'll get inside you.

Girl your so fine, I'll play you a song on my ocrina of time...

Do you play basketball?

Because you’re a slam dunk!

Do you play for West Brom?

Because Albion top of you tonight.

Hey girl wanna play with my master sword.