Top 31 Ugly Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ugly pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. A little something for ugly people like myself

   Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

2. Man: What are you looken at?
   Woman: Somethin ugly!

3. Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

4. I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

5. Ey, baby! Are you an elevator?

   'Cause you're fucking ugly.

6. Hey girl are you a Medusa

   BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING UGLY I CANT LOOK AT YOU

7. Did you know that one in every two people is beautiful?

   And I'm ugly as fuck

8. Being ugly burns a tonne of calories

   That's why you're so fat

9. Hey girl are you a mirror?

   Cuz damn bitch you ugly as fuck

10. I may be poor and ugly

    Well, that's it

Funny ugly pickup lines

Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?

You're still ugly but I'm drunk. Let's fuck.

Statement: opposites attract each other

Proof : since ugly looking me is attracted to the gorgeous women like you .

If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence.

Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid.

Obligatory "Works every time"

If i get a Penny everytime i think of your beautifull smile... i should have zero pennys you broke ass ugly crack addict cheap Whore.

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Are you my mirror?
Cause you're looking ugly as hell

Damn, you’re ugly but I’d hit that

With a truck or maybe a baseball bat

God made nobody ugly, but who tf made you?

Coz you look more beautiful than all his creations.

This is for ugly virgins to get a chance

I made this myself. *ahem*

"You're hot. I am ugly. Do you wanna make fugly?"

When you fell from heaven did you hit ever branch

Cause you ugly as fuck

You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.

Would you like to dance with a ugly man?

Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck

Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.

Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.

Howie Dorough: ever hear the story about how the ugly toad became a prince once he was kissed?

Your sister said you were ugly, so keep my eyes covered and let's get on with it!

Here ya go

Go up to the girl you like and say no one is ugly, because ugly stands for unbelievable gorgeous like yourself

I'll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.