Not saying your clothes are ugly

But I'd rather see you without them on, cuz I'm uncomfortable~

I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

And i got another one with Lickers… But its too ugly.

How to save your ass

If you ever have a girl that caught you starring at another girl hit her with the, "I was looking at how ugly she is compared to you "

Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.

"Even the Mona Lisa would be jealous of your beauty. Mind if I get lost in your eyes?"

"I may not be a prince, but I can charm you with my beastly humor and monstrous appetite for fun!"

"Well, let my eyes lead our dance then, because they've only seen beauty in your moves."

"Your friend's rhyme has a twist, but it lacks some charm. How about we focus on vibes that are warm?"

If beauty were a crime, you'd be doing life in prison for being as ugly as a rat.

"Have you ever heard of inner beauty? Because if outer beauty was a library, you’d be the fiction section."

"They call you 'ugly', but in my eyes, you're a crownless king; with every shared smile, you make my heart sing."

"You call yourself ugly, but that's simply untrue; your smile's a sunbeam that brightens my view."

Are you ugly?

Cause you’re wrong.

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that doesn't need any pretty packaging."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at myself, you make every other girl disappear."

"Wow, you sure know how to make a girl feel special. With that charm, you must be beating them off with a stick!"

I may be poor and ugly

Well, that's it

Well, they must have mistaken you for a mirror because I can't see any ugly in you. Childhood trauma averted! 😂

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you...literally!

"You call yourself ugly, but that simply can't be; your heart's radiant glow is all that I see."

"In a world that chases beauty, your soul shines brighter, for in every line of your story, I find a chapter brighter."

You must be a magician because every time I look at you, the rest of the world disappears.

Are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got "fine" written all over you... just kidding, I'm blind!

"Are you a mirror? Because every time I look at you, I see true beauty."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be serving multiple life sentences.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears...including my beauty standards."

"Wow, such bold words! But I guess the mirror can be our harshest critic sometimes, right?"

"They say love is blind, but in your case, even if it was 20/20 vision, I'd still see perfection."

Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?

"If being ugly is a crime, you must be the most innocent person I've ever met."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. Guess I'll have to settle for your mom's looks."

If beauty was a crime, you'd be the perfect alibi. Lucky for you, I'm a terrible witness!

"Though beauty's superficial, in your soul it's deep,
In your presence, my heart takes a poetic leap."

"Oh really? Well, they always told me beauty is subjective. Guess they were right after all 😉"

"Beauty is subjective, but with you, your unique charm is my kind of beautiful."

"You hide behind shadows, but just look and see; even the stars envy your radiant beauty."

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, even if your face isn't.

"Thanks! Last time I looked in the mirror, it cracked due to my overwhelming charisma...such power isn't for everyone!"

"Ah, so we're playing 'Opposite Day'! You're absolutely ravishing too!"

Are you made of mirrors? Because every time I look at you, I see my reflection... and it's not pretty.

Childhood trauma? More like childhood comedy! If that's the worst insult they could come up with, you must be a real stunner!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause I'm pretty sure I fell from the ugly tree.

Are you made of diamonds? Because even though you say you're ugly, you shine bright to me.

"If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, then I must be blind because I can't take my eyes off you."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else suddenly becomes invisible."

"If you think you’re ugly, let me be the light, for your beauty shines brighter than stars in the night."

Are you made of diamonds? Because even in the rough, you shine bright, gorgeous.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like I hit every branch on the way down."

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you... just like an ugly sweater.

Do You have an ugly boyfriend?

Do you want one?

"Oh, you're so sweet! You must have confused me with your self-reflection again."

"Ugly? Don't be silly! You just haven't met the right Instagram filter yet."

"Do you like puzzles? Because my face is definitely one, but somehow you're still the missing piece!"

"Hey Selbi, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your profile picture, everyone else becomes incredibly attractive!"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you have "fine" written all over you... unlike my face.

Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te, even if I find u-g-l-y.

"If beauty were a crime, you'd be serving a life sentence. Lucky for me, I'm a lawbreaker."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaam girl, beauty is in the eye of every beaver-holder!"

"Babe, beauty is subjective, but the way your personality shines? That's universally attractive."

"Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing an ugly guy with a mustache who just can't stop scratching."

Did we just share a moment, or was that just my reflection in your eyes?

Is it hot in here or is it just you? Because you're making this ugly duckling look good.

Hey, do you have an ugly boyfriend?

No? do you want one?

Childhood trauma is no match for your stunning looks! Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I'm beholding someone gorgeous right now 💁‍♂️

"Wow, and here I thought your mom said you were the sweet one. Guess she mixed us up too!"

"With words so foul, your heart's in plight. Yet in your darkness, I'm a beacon of light."

Well, they must be blind because you're clearly a snack! Childhood trauma or not, you're looking like a full course meal to me 😂

Well, if people called you ugly, they clearly need their eyes checked! Childhood trauma or not, I see a total catch here.

"Are you a Snapchat filter? Because whenever I see you, everything else becomes ugly by comparison."

"Are you a brick wall? Because I keep bumping into you, but somehow you still can’t catch my attention!"

"If being charming was a marathon, you’d be in last place—don’t worry, I’ll still cheer for you!"

"Oh, how original! I've never heard that one before. Tell me, does your therapist find you as entertaining as I do?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it seems like your face took the brunt of it."

"Doesn't matter how you dance, it's who you dance with. And I’d be lucky to have you as my partner."

"With your enchanting charm, so rare to unfurl, You're the beautifully unique pearl in this ordinary world."

Statement: opposites attract each other

Proof : since ugly looking me is attracted to the gorgeous women like you .

"Is it just me, or is your smile as captivating as your mom's bank account? Stunning."

Did you invent the internet? Because every time I see you, my face crashes too!

"In the canvas of life, you paint my world in hues, your looks may be average but your love overflows, just like your dues."

"They say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, and in my eyes, you're an absolute masterpiece."

"Don't worry, I'm more interested in knowing your charming personality than any picture could show."

"In the canvas of life, you're my favorite sketch, Your unique beauty, no artist could ever catch."

"They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but for me, it's all in you."

"You say you’re ugly, but that can't be true; your beauty shines bright like the morning dew."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and in my eyes, you're the most breathtaking vision I've ever beheld."

Girl , are you

Unbothered , generous, loving and youthful?
Cause youre UGLY.

If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be the perfect alibi with that "ugly" disguise!

"Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, I'm seeing nothing but beauty."

"Your face may hold no charm, but your heart holds my sway,
In your enchanting character, I'd gladly lose my way."

"Your charm outshines the stars, for beauty isn't just mars, It's in the soul's warmth, and in yours, I find hearth."

"Your intent may be to harass, but I'll respond with class. Beauty is perception, not a pass."

"In this tiny elevator, the only wrong move is not dancing with a lady as enchanting as you."

"I might not have the looks, but my heart's a bestseller. Care to read a chapter?"

"My looks might scream Shrek, but my heart sings like Alladin. Fancy a duet?"

"I may not be your prince charming, but I promise to treat you like royalty every single day."

"They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder; can I borrow your eyes for a closer look?"

"In a world full of Barbies, I've always preferred my girls to be unique masterpieces, just like you."

"Your eyes are like a deep lake I could get lost in...after I take over the tristate area."

Are you a rat? Because you've stolen my heart with your ugliness.

"Selbi, is your friend a camera? Because every time I look at your photo, she's the only one that makes me smile!"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "fine" written all over you, unlike this face.

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your...um, unique and unforgettable face.

"You know, your charm is like a beautiful mess; it makes me smile even when it’s a little awkward."

"Beneath the moon's soft glow, your black skin shines so bright, you make my heart flutter with every gift, every night."

"Well, I suppose even a broken mirror can't distort the charm that oozes from my personality. 😂"

"Flattering pictures are nice, but they can't capture the beauty of a great conversation."

I must be lost, because I never expected to find such beauty in this sea of ugliness.

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got "ugly" written all over you!

"In the canvas of my heart, your uniqueness paints the art, as beauty is subjective and you're my perfect part."

Clearly they were blind, but don't worry, I have perfect vision and all I see is beauty here! Childhood trauma officially canceled.

"I admire your effort; it's like watching a masterpiece emerge—flawed, but undeniably captivating in its own way."

"I might not have much, but I promise my heart is rich enough to share with someone special."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your standards."

"I might not be a masterpiece, but when I look at you, I see nothing less than the perfect work of art."

Want an ugly girlfriend?

No? Good thing I’m here;)

This is for ugly virgins to get a chance

I made this myself. *ahem*

"You're hot. I am ugly. Do you wanna make fugly?"

God made nobody ugly, but who tf made you?

Coz you look more beautiful than all his creations.

There's a 'U' in beautiful.

Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck

Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.

Here ya go

Go up to the girl you like and say no one is ugly, because ugly stands for unbelievable gorgeous like yourself

Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.

Would you like to dance with a ugly man?

You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.

Howie Dorough: ever hear the story about how the ugly toad became a prince once he was kissed?

Your sister said you were ugly, so keep my eyes covered and let's get on with it!

I'll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.