Top 34 Ugly Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ugly pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. A little something for ugly people like myself

   Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need

2. Man: What are you looken at?
   Woman: Somethin ugly!

3. Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!

4. Not saying your clothes are ugly

   But I'd rather see you without them on, cuz I'm uncomfortable~

5. I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

6. Ey, baby! Are you an elevator?

   'Cause you're fucking ugly.

7. Hey girl are you a Medusa

   BECAUSE YOUR FUCKING UGLY I CANT LOOK AT YOU

8. How to save your ass

   If you ever have a girl that caught you starring at another girl hit her with the, "I was looking at how ugly she is compared to you "

9. Did you know that one in every two people is beautiful?

   And I'm ugly as fuck

10. Being ugly burns a tonne of calories

    That's why you're so fat

Funny ugly pickup lines

Hey girl are you a mirror?
Cuz damn bitch you ugly as fuck

I may be poor and ugly

Well, that's it

Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?

Do You have an ugly boyfriend?

Do you want one?

Statement: opposites attract each other

Proof : since ugly looking me is attracted to the gorgeous women like you .

If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...
If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence.

Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid.

Obligatory "Works every time"

Want an ugly girlfriend?

No? Good thing I’m here;)

God made nobody ugly, but who tf made you?

Coz you look more beautiful than all his creations.

This is for ugly virgins to get a chance

I made this myself. *ahem*

"You're hot. I am ugly. Do you wanna make fugly?"

Damn, you’re ugly but I’d hit that

With a truck or maybe a baseball bat

Are you my mirror?

Cause you're looking ugly as hell

If i get a Penny everytime i think of your beautifull smile... i should have zero pennys you broke ass ugly crack addict cheap Whore.

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You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.

Would you like to dance with a ugly man?

There's a 'U' in beautiful.

Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.

Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck

Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.

Howie Dorough: ever hear the story about how the ugly toad became a prince once he was kissed?

Here ya go

Go up to the girl you like and say no one is ugly, because ugly stands for unbelievable gorgeous like yourself

Your sister said you were ugly, so keep my eyes covered and let's get on with it!

Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.

I'll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.