Top 28 Ugly Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ugly pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ugly conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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A little something for ugly people like myself
Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need
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Do you have an ugly boyfriend?
(Assuming she says no)
Do you want one? -
Are you a cute crier or an ugly crier?
Just so I know what to expect when I break your back.
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Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly! -
Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!
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I'm drunk and you're still ugly.
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Not saying your clothes are ugly
But I'd rather see you without them on, cuz I'm uncomfortable~
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How to save your ass
If you ever have a girl that caught you starring at another girl hit her with the, "I was looking at how ugly she is compared to you "
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Being ugly burns a tonne of calories
That's why you're so fat
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Are you ugly?
Cause you’re wrong.
Funny ugly pickup lines
I may be poor and ugly
Well, that's it
Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?
Do You have an ugly boyfriend?
Do you want one?
Statement: opposites attract each other
Proof : since ugly looking me is attracted to the gorgeous women like you .
Want an ugly girlfriend?
No? Good thing I’m here;)
God made nobody ugly, but who tf made you?
Coz you look more beautiful than all his creations.
This is for ugly virgins to get a chance
I made this myself. *ahem*
"You're hot. I am ugly. Do you wanna make fugly?"
I'll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.
You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.
Would you like to dance with a ugly man?
There's a 'U' in beautiful.
Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.
Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck
Howie Dorough: ever hear the story about how the ugly toad became a prince once he was kissed?
Your sister said you were ugly, so keep my eyes covered and let's get on with it!
Here ya go
Go up to the girl you like and say no one is ugly, because ugly stands for unbelievable gorgeous like yourself
Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.