Top 32 Ugly Pick Up lines
Are you trying to pick up girls or guys with the best pick up lines? These are some of the ugliest pick up lines. These pick up lines feature different parts of a woman’s body. They include woman’s face, body, and different parts. You can use these pick up lines to help you land dates and kisses.
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A little something for ugly people like myself
Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need
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Do you have an ugly boyfriend?
(Assuming she says no)
Do you want one? -
Are you a cute crier or an ugly crier?
Just so I know what to expect when I break your back.
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Hey girl, youre ugly af...
April fools
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Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly! -
Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!
Working short ugly pickup lines to impress a girl
Not saying your clothes are ugly
But I'd rather see you without them on, cuz I'm uncomfortable~
I'm drunk and you're still ugly.
And i got another one with Lickers… But its too ugly.
How to save your ass
If you ever have a girl that caught you starring at another girl hit her with the, "I was looking at how ugly she is compared to you "
Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.
Are you ugly?
Cause you’re wrong.
I may be poor and ugly
Well, that's it
ugly Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?
Do You have an ugly boyfriend?
Do you want one?
Hey, do you have an ugly boyfriend?
No? do you want one?
Statement: opposites attract each other
Proof : since ugly looking me is attracted to the gorgeous women like you .
Girl , are you
Unbothered , generous, loving and youthful?
Cause youre UGLY.
Want an ugly girlfriend?
No? Good thing I’m here;)
God made nobody ugly, but who tf made you?
Coz you look more beautiful than all his creations.
ugly Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.
I'll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.
Would you like to dance with a ugly man?
Howie Dorough: ever hear the story about how the ugly toad became a prince once he was kissed?
Your sister said you were ugly, so keep my eyes covered and let's get on with it!
Here ya go
Go up to the girl you like and say no one is ugly, because ugly stands for unbelievable gorgeous like yourself
Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.
There's a 'U' in beautiful.
Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.
Using smooth Ugly phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Ugly conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Ugly phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Ugly lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.