I'm drunk and you're still ugly.

Not saying your clothes are ugly

But I'd rather see you without them on, cuz I'm uncomfortable~

And i got another one with Lickers… But its too ugly.

How to save your ass

If you ever have a girl that caught you starring at another girl hit her with the, "I was looking at how ugly she is compared to you "

Damn girl are you an avocado? Because I am seeing past delicious fat underneath your ugly clothes.

"I may not be a prince, but I can charm you with my beastly humor and monstrous appetite for fun!"

"Well, let my eyes lead our dance then, because they've only seen beauty in your moves."

"You're not conventional beauty, but you're the enchanting story that has captured my heart."

"Your friend's rhyme has a twist, but it lacks some charm. How about we focus on vibes that are warm?"

"Forget the mirrors, darling. In my eyes, you're the perfect blend of sexy and irresistible."

Are you ugly?

Cause you’re wrong.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at myself, you make every other girl disappear."

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you're a snack that doesn't need any pretty packaging."

I may be poor and ugly

Well, that's it

"Wow, you sure know how to make a girl feel special. With that charm, you must be beating them off with a stick!"

"In a world that chases beauty, your soul shines brighter, for in every line of your story, I find a chapter brighter."

"Wow, such bold words! But I guess the mirror can be our harshest critic sometimes, right?"

Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?

"Beauty is subjective, but with you, your unique charm is my kind of beautiful."

"Oh really? Well, they always told me beauty is subjective. Guess they were right after all 😉"

"Though beauty's superficial, in your soul it's deep,
In your presence, my heart takes a poetic leap."

"Thanks! Last time I looked in the mirror, it cracked due to my overwhelming charisma...such power isn't for everyone!"

"Dancing isn't about beauty, it's about feeling. And I bet we'd create a stunning rhythm in this elevator."

"Ah, so we're playing 'Opposite Day'! You're absolutely ravishing too!"

"Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and from where I'm sitting, Picasso would've loved you - he adored unique compositions!"

"Oh, you're so sweet! You must have confused me with your self-reflection again."

"Ugly? Don't be silly! You just haven't met the right Instagram filter yet."

"Hey Selbi, are you a magician? Because whenever I look at your profile picture, everyone else becomes incredibly attractive!"

"Do you like puzzles? Because my face is definitely one, but somehow you're still the missing piece!"

"And yet, here you are, fascinated by the enigma that is me. Funny how life works, isn't it? 😉"

"Babe, beauty is subjective, but the way your personality shines? That's universally attractive."

"Are you a beaver? Because daaam girl, beauty is in the eye of every beaver-holder!"

"Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing an ugly guy with a mustache who just can't stop scratching."

Hey, do you have an ugly boyfriend?

No? do you want one?

"Wow, and here I thought your mom said you were the sweet one. Guess she mixed us up too!"

"With words so foul, your heart's in plight. Yet in your darkness, I'm a beacon of light."

"Are you a Snapchat filter? Because whenever I see you, everything else becomes ugly by comparison."

"Doesn't matter how you dance, it's who you dance with. And I’d be lucky to have you as my partner."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it seems like your face took the brunt of it."

"Oh, how original! I've never heard that one before. Tell me, does your therapist find you as entertaining as I do?"

Statement: opposites attract each other

Proof : since ugly looking me is attracted to the gorgeous women like you .

"In the canvas of life, you paint my world in hues, your looks may be average but your love overflows, just like your dues."

Girl , are you

Unbothered , generous, loving and youthful?
Cause youre UGLY.

"In the canvas of life, you're my favorite sketch, Your unique beauty, no artist could ever catch."

"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and in my eyes, you're the most breathtaking vision I've ever beheld."

"Don't worry, I'm more interested in knowing your charming personality than any picture could show."

"They say beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder, and in my eyes, you're an absolute masterpiece."

"Well, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and let me tell you, I'm seeing nothing but beauty."

"I may not be your prince charming, but I promise to treat you like royalty every single day."

"My looks might scream Shrek, but my heart sings like Alladin. Fancy a duet?"

"Your face may hold no charm, but your heart holds my sway,
In your enchanting character, I'd gladly lose my way."

"Your intent may be to harass, but I'll respond with class. Beauty is perception, not a pass."

"I might not have the looks, but my heart's a bestseller. Care to read a chapter?"

"Your charm outshines the stars, for beauty isn't just mars, It's in the soul's warmth, and in yours, I find hearth."

"In a world full of Barbies, I've always preferred my girls to be unique masterpieces, just like you."

"They say love is blind, so how about we turn off the lights and let our hearts do the talking?"

"Beneath the moon's soft glow, your black skin shines so bright, you make my heart flutter with every gift, every night."

"Selbi, is your friend a camera? Because every time I look at your photo, she's the only one that makes me smile!"

"Flattering pictures are nice, but they can't capture the beauty of a great conversation."

"Well, I suppose even a broken mirror can't distort the charm that oozes from my personality. 😂"

"In the canvas of my heart, your uniqueness paints the art, as beauty is subjective and you're my perfect part."

"I might not be a masterpiece, but when I look at you, I see nothing less than the perfect work of art."

Want an ugly girlfriend?

No? Good thing I’m here;)

God made nobody ugly, but who tf made you?

Coz you look more beautiful than all his creations.

This is for ugly virgins to get a chance

I made this myself. *ahem*

"You're hot. I am ugly. Do you wanna make fugly?"

Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck

Your sister said you were ugly, so keep my eyes covered and let's get on with it!