Top 28 Ugly Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth Ugly chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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A little something for ugly people like myself
Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need
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Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly! -
Your not as fat and ugly as they say you are!
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I'm drunk and you're still ugly.
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Ey, baby! Are you an elevator?
'Cause you're fucking ugly.
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Did you know that one in every two people is beautiful?
And I'm ugly as fuck
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Being ugly burns a tonne of calories
That's why you're so fat
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Hey girl are you a mirror?
Cuz damn bitch you ugly as fuck
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Wow you are the most pig ugly pig i have ever seen, will you be my swill?
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You're still ugly but I'm drunk. Let's fuck.
Funny ugly pickup lines
If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...
If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded.
If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck.
If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful.
If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence.
Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid.
Obligatory "Works every time"
Want an ugly girlfriend?
No? Good thing I’m here;)
This is for ugly virgins to get a chance
I made this myself. *ahem*
"You're hot. I am ugly. Do you wanna make fugly?"
Damn, you’re ugly but I’d hit that
With a truck or maybe a baseball bat
God made nobody ugly, but who tf made you?
Coz you look more beautiful than all his creations.
If i get a Penny everytime i think of your beautifull smile... i should have zero pennys you broke ass ugly crack addict cheap Whore.
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When you fell from heaven did you hit ever branch
Cause you ugly as fuck
Are you my mirror?
Cause you're looking ugly as hell
There's a 'U' in beautiful.
Yeah, and there's a 'U' in ugly.
Don't judge me by these ugly bowling shoes...I actually have a beautiful custom truck
Whoever said that chunky-knit sweater coats were ugly is both a fool and a liar.
Would you like to dance with a ugly man?
Your sister said you were ugly, so keep my eyes covered and let's get on with it!
Howie Dorough: ever hear the story about how the ugly toad became a prince once he was kissed?
Wanna go out? I know I'm ugly, but you ain't no Sharon Gless yourself.
I'll give you a real reason to wear that ugly turtleneck.
You're like an ugly dog-leg, but I'd still like to tee off.
Here ya go
Go up to the girl you like and say no one is ugly, because ugly stands for unbelievable gorgeous like yourself