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Top 50 Sister Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sister pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Sugar is sweet, Honey is sweeter

    Do you have a sister cause I want to meet her

  2. I just wanna make you Scream of pleasure.. and then sleep with you holding your hands while i Whisper that i love you...

    Like i usually do With me sister..

  3. I wanna be your lover. I wanna be your mother and your sister too.

  4. Baby! You look like my sister.

  5. Baby! You know, you remind me of my twin sister.

  6. I know when you've been bad or good so let's skip the small talk, sister!

  7. Come on baby, you can stomach it. Your sister sure did.

  8. I cannot tell a lie. That woman you saw me with is Martha, my sister.

  9. You must be Halle Berry's twin sister; the one they don't talk about because she's much more beautiful.

  10. If you where my sister...

    I'd move to Alabama.

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What is a Sister pickup line?

Funny sister pickup lines

Your a better kisser than your Momma and both yer sisters.

Are you a ball of dough?

Because I knead you;D

thought of by my brilliant little sister

Hey, what’s your sister’s number?

I’m trying to get her sister’s number ;)

Hey girl, are you my step sister?

Cause I wanna shove your head in the washing machine

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This is a funny Sister pickup line!

Do you have a twin sister?

No? Ok.

Are we in Alabama?
Cause I think you're actually my sister.

Are you from Alabama

Cuz you look like my sister and I wanna fuck you

If you were my sister

I would love to live in Alabama

I had your sister last year, she sucked. Wanna defend your family honor?

Hey you have the same name as my sister

I Wanna fuck you so I can say my sisters name repeatedly while climaxing and it won’t be weird as weird as when I say it while fucking my mum

Damn girl, are you Thor's sister?

Cause you've got a Hela of a body

You know, in this light you look like you could be Laura Bush's younger, more desirable sister.

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Working Sister tinder opener

Roses are red

Violets are blue
I've met your sister
So get in the van or I'll kill you too.

Call me ben

Because all my girls are ten

Now in all seriousness am I the asshole here?


My sister just bought me a apple watch, it wasn't the newest so I was super pissed. Like what the hell? Who buys an apple product and not the newest? But anyway I was annoyed all day. It was my birthday and my dad bought me a new Ipad which was nice altough only the 128 GB version and I asked for the 256 GB.

So to the point. I was at the train station with my sister and my dad. And I put the Apple watch my sister gave me on craigslist for free to pick up. (Who's gonna use that trash LMAO) So my sister saw me do that. She got angry at me like what the hell? So as the train came up to the platform I pushed her in front of it.

I am now faced with charge of murder, like wtf she got what she deserved. I am now posting this from her funeral laughing my ass off.

Was I the asshole? I don't think I did wrong neither do my friends and 4 million instagram followers. This is just a waste of time smh...

You know after seeing your brother and sister I think I got competition but you don’t.

Yes I know this is shitty and has an incest joke, but ya know uh yeah.

Roses are red. Violets are blue.....

If DNA test proves you're my sister,
I'll stop sleeping with you.

Are you my sister?

Because I wanna have a sexual relationship with you

Girl are you my sister? Because I want to fuck u

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Hey girl are you my sister?

Cuz I always feel hot around you

Are you my sister?

*queues Sweet Home Alabama*

Sister, please ask your ammi to invite me for a cup of chai.

Hey can you be my sister?

Cuz i want to commit alabama with you

Do you have a twin sister? Then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world!