I wanna be your lover. I wanna be your mother and your sister too.

Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

Youre like the big kiss that mother nature sent to me.

So you wanna ensure you have your 1st Mother's Day, "next" year?

Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.

Hey girl, you wanna go back to my place and maybe you can celebrate this day next year.

Do you want to wrestle with our special bathing suit places?

Hey girl, let me make you a mother 9 months from now.

Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

Gosh. Your body's a perfect ... this many

So, you wanna go work on being celebrated this time next year?

What to come to my house and play telephone? I got the string, you got the cans.

Girl are you my mother?

Because I want to s**... your n**... all day.

Hey babe you wanna become a mother today?

You tryna to become a mother on Mother's Day?

How would you like to celebrate Mother's Day next year?

Girl I will make you the best single mother ever.

I'm awesome. You're awesome. Let's be awesome together!

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

You're hotter than my mother's borscht.

Would you like to come back to the hotel and meet my mother? By the way, I'm Norman.

If you're feeling left out today can we just take the first step to motherhood?

Girl, what are you doing for Mother's Day? cause I was thinking we could get your mom a grandbaby.

Jesus can turn water into wine.

But i can turn your mother into mine.

Hey girl, can I call you Eve

Because I want to make you the mother of my creation

Are you Mother Elf? Because I would want to make some Baby Elves out of you.

Hey miss, I need you to come with me. I told my mother I'd bring her something beautiful from the powwow.

I've done so much good today, I've got like a soul b**...

I love this story

The one I tell our future kids about how i met their mother

I feel like I've done so much good I have a "soul b**..."

Are you a mother-ship, because girl I can't see anyone but you.

Happy Father's Day to a genuine m**....

My mother warned me about people like you. She said, if you see someone you think will make you happy, go talk to them or you'll regret it the rest of your life.

Hey, are you a single mother?

No? Do you want to be?

Boy: Are you the mother of Mary-Kate and Ashley Olson? Girl: No. Why? Boy: Because you sure got some good looking twins. (points to her boobs)

You must be a high test score

*Cause I want to take you home and show you to my mother*

Can I borrow a quarter to call my dying mother?

Damn baby, when you were jingle dancing out there, I had to grab my mother's shawl and put it on my lap

With great p**... comes great responsibility

Wanna come over and look at my snow globe collection?

"Ashley, your strength as a single mom outshines the stars. Need help making the constellation complete?"

"Your mother and father, artists so smart, created their best art when they crafted your heart."

"Excuse me, Ashley, but being a single mom and yet so captivating, you've rewritten my definition of 'superwoman'."

"That mother tattoo is stunning, just like you. Mind if I get to know the masterpiece behind it?"

"You speaking my mother tongue is the sexiest thing I've ever heard. Can I hear more?"

"You're the kind of girl my mother would love, but your sensual allure has me utterly captivated."

"Wearing my hoodie, looking divine, could you be the mother of future kids of mine?"

"Single mom? You're twice the woman. Let's turn today's solitude into tomorrow's togetherness, Ashley."

Your mother sounds like an amazing woman. Family is everything. I bet she's proud of the person you've become.

Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to every word you speak in my mother tongue.

"Your eyes hold a future bright, shall they guide our kids' dreams each night?"

"Recently separated? Well, Ashley, destiny seems busy knitting our stories together."

"They say the eyes are windows to the soul, but yours scream 'future mother of my children'."

Roses are red, violets are blue, on Mother's Day, you shine brighter than the morning dew.

"Are you Google Translate? Because hearing you speak my language is turning me on."

"Ashley, your strength outshines the stars. How about we illuminate a new chapter together?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, single mom Ashley?"

"Is your name Mother Nature? Because whenever I'm with you, my world becomes breathtakingly beautiful."

"Is your name Gaia? Because just like Mother Earth, you keep my world balanced and beautiful."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears except my future mother-in-law."

"Ever considered a career in genetics? Because our future children would be absolutely breathtaking."

"Ever seen 'How I Met Your Mother'? Let's make our version tonight, minus the wait - just the fun."

Are you a single mom? Want me to make you one?

What do you say we go out to dinner, have some chicken... maybe some s**...?

Today's the right day to make a lady into a mother, baby.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears—especially my worries about being a dad."

Your accent in my mother tongue is like music to my ears - can we have a duet?

"Ashley, your strength inspires me; even after a storm, you're still shining brighter than any star."

"Shaboobity shaboongity, your mom may be in Paris exploring industry, but how about we explore the chemistry between you and me?"

"Is it just me, or does your accent in my language make you even more irresistible?"

Are you a language tutor? Because hearing you speak my mother tongue is turning me on.

"Despite the sweat, your beauty is breathtaking, and your motherly aura, simply enchanting."

"You would be an incredible mom, even if you don't want kids. Your nurturing nature is evident."

If Mother's Day was a competition, you'd win first place for being the most amazing woman around.

"Ashley, your strength shines brighter than any star. How about lighting up my world over dinner?"

Are you a language teacher? Because hearing you speak my mother tongue is the sexiest thing I've experienced.

"If motherhood was an art, you'd be a masterpiece waiting to happen."

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for: a wife and mother for my future kids."

"If beauty were time, you'd be an eternity. Guess I'll have to settle for your mom's looks."

"You look adorable when you speak my language, like music to my ears. Care to teach me more?"

"Are you made of gold? Because just like a mother's love, you're priceless to me."

My sweet caring mother of the skies, in your presence, my soul forever lies, you're the sparkle in my eyes.

"Life writes beautiful stories, Ashley. Would you let me be part of your next chapter?"

"A prayer for your mother, as sweet and warm as summer's bloom, may it bring her comfort and chase away gloom."

"Law kont Andromeda, wala Arcturus ma 3'erfsh anadyk ghair Umm El Dunya." (Even if I were Andromeda or Arcturus, I wouldn't know how to call you other than Mother of the World.)

You're as beautiful and nurturing as a mother's love - it's captivating.

"Ashley, they say diamond is a girl's best friend, but your radiance outshines any jewel."

"While your mom is discovering industrial Paris, shall we discover what our own love story holds, Shaboobity Shaboongity?"

Baby, my mother may be on the TSA pre-check list, but you know I'm not.

"Windy and cold? Sounds like Mother Nature is auditioning for a role in a superhero movie! Can I be your sidekick with hot cocoa?"

I could listen to you speak my mother tongue all day, it's like music to my ears, beautiful.

Your accent is music to my ears. Let's have a private lesson in speaking my language.

"Mom and Dad did well, with you as a proof, your beauty shines brighter than any roof."

Your smile is a reflection of your mother's beauty, a masterpiece in unity.

Your mother sounds amazing, you must have inherited her kindness and strength. Lucky to be getting to know you.

"Are you Mother Earth? Because every time I get near you, my world starts spinning."

"Are you sure you're not Mother Nature? Because every time you smile, it's like you're replenishing my world."

"You have a nurturing spirit that would make any child feel loved and cherished."

Are you a mother? Because you deserve a medal for putting up with me on Mother's Day!

Are you a mother? Because you've got that maternal glow that makes me melt.

Are you a language expert? Because when you speak my mother tongue, you sound irresistible.

As lovely as a mother's embrace, your smile lights up the room with grace.

"Absolutely, we'd be a charming blend of 'Friends' and 'How I Met Your Mother', don't you think?"

"You must be the ideal mother figure, because every time I see you, baby, my biological clock starts ticking faster."

Like a mother's love, your smile warms my soul, shining brighter than the sun's glow.

"Your parents, divine artists true, their best masterpiece is simply you."

Mothers are truly special. They shape us in ways we may not even realize. What's the best advice she's given you?

Was your mother a beaver?

Cuz daaaammmm!

"Like a mother's love, you're gentle and sweet, without you my life would be incomplete."

"Wow, that's a tough act to follow! I bet you're as caring and nurturing as you are charming."

Are you a mother? Because you're a true gift that should be celebrated every day.

"As a single mom, you're already doing the toughest job. How about letting me add some fun to your life?"

"Is your name Mother Nature? Because you've just made my heart bloom like flowers after a spring rain!"

"Is that a mother tattoo? Because you must've inherited all that beauty and charm!"

I want to take you home ... to meet my mother.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with flowers again?

"If Mother's Day is about celebrating the most special women in our lives, then I choose you."

"Did it hurt, Ashley, when you fell from heaven... right into single mom royalty?"

I'm sorry it's taken me this long to figure it out, but I promise I'm done making a fool of myself.

Are you a mom? Because you radiate the same warmth and love as a mother does.

"Watching you speak my mother tongue is so sexy, I can't help but be captivated by you."

Is it just me, or does Mother Nature pale in comparison to your beauty?

"Did you borrow your eyes from Mother Nature? Because they're as captivating as a lush, verdant forest."

"Are you Google Translate? Because I love how you speak my language so perfectly."

Hypothetically, if i was your mother,

Could i also give you a kiss before bedtime?

"Oh really? Can you speak 'sarcasm'? Because that's my mother tongue!"

Any girls wanna make today about them?

"In your eyes, I see a future, oh so bright, would you be the mother of my dreams, day and night?"