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Top 50 Mother Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mother pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

    Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  2. Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

    Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ?

    Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.

  3. You must be a high test score...

    Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.

  4. Happy mother's day

    I'm here to make you one

  5. Hey, girl. You would make one good mom.

  6. Ummm so who's trying to become a mother tonight?

  7. Hey Girl...Pls become the mother of my future children...

  8. Youre like the big bang that mother nature sent to me.

  9. I wanna be your lover. I wanna be your mother and your sister too.

  10. So you wanna ensure you have your 1st Mother's Day, "next" year?

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Can I be the Mother of your kids?

My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

Oh you're a mom? Well that means you'll know how to tuck me in later tonight.

Hey girl, you wanna go back to my place and maybe you can celebrate this day next year.

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Hey girl, let me make you a mother 9 months from now.

Wanna be a mother next year?

Trust it or not, I wasn’t generally as marvelous as I am today.

Were I to impregnate you, in several years the child will purchase you flowers and chocolates. Deal?

I thought you must have injured yourself when you fell from heaven, angel.

How much of an angel is your mother? Because you look like you came straight from heaven.

Gosh. Your body's a perfect ... this many

So, you wanna go work on being celebrated this time next year?

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What to come to my house and play telephone? I got the string, you got the cans.

Damn baby, when I saw you jingle dancing over there, I had to put my mothers shall on my lap.

Girl are you my mother?

Because I want to suck your nipples all day.

Hey babe you wanna become a mother today?

I think you fell from heaven, because you look like an angel.

You tryna to become a mother on Mother's Day?

How would you like to celebrate Mother's Day next year?

Girl I will make you the best single mother ever.

I'm awesome. You're awesome. Let's be awesome together!

Oh, you don't have any kids? Come over here and I can change that.

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?