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Top 34 Older Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Older chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey gurl... are you the earth?

    Because you only get hotter the older you get.

  2. Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

  3. If you are looking for the heart of a guy who likes older music:

    *"Mr Sendman! Send me some nudes*

    *Not just from yourself but all other dudes*

    *Give you some head like roses and clover*

    *Tell you your loneliest nights are over"*

    Would work for me

  4. I like my women the same way I like my alcohol...

    Aged to perfection.

    (Best used with women older than you)

  5. Hey girl. Do you have an older brother?

    Because I'm gay.

  6. I found the cure to growing older, and you're the only place that feels like home.

  7. (For older women) Hi ma'am, are you an abstract class?

    Cause I would like to inherit from you.

  8. Are you rich and 30 years older than me?

    Cause i need some sugarmoney from my sugarmommy

  9. I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder in bed.

  10. So you're over 1,000 years old? I LOVE older women.

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Funny older pickup lines

All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies.

Happy Father's Day to a genuine mother fucker.

Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.

Happy Father's Day. Can I call you "Daddy"?

Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day

Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.

Hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!

I want to bear all your children.

I want to spend the rest of your money with you.

I won't preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.

I'm looking for Mrs. Right.

If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.

It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!

Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?

My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy...

Would you rather have "As good as it gets!" for a few more years or "Is that all there is?" for the rest of your life?

You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!

Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.

Charlie: Whatever. What are you doing for dinner?
Lisa: Charlie, a lot has changed.
Charlie: I know. I'm older and wiser, and you're hot and on the rebound!