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Top 36 Older Pick Up lines

Want to pick up that older lady or gentleman? These pick up lines may work for you. Please note that these are mostly for older guys to pick up older women.

  1. Hey gurl... are you the earth?

    Because you only get hotter the older you get.

  2. Older Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: For the first half of it, I probably wasn't born yet.

  3. Happy Father's Day to a genuine m**....

  4. Your kid is beautiful. I see he/she takes after his/her dad.

  5. I have a small p**..., but a big bank account.

  6. I like my women the same way I like my alcohol...

    Aged to perfection.

    (Best used with women older than you)

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What is a Older pickup line?

Working short older pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey girl. Do you have an older brother?

Because I'm gay.

Do you have older siblings?

Because practice makes perfect and you definitely are.

I found the cure to growing older, and you're the only place that feels like home.

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.

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This is a funny Older pickup line!

Are you rich and 30 years older than me?

Cause i need some sugarmoney from my sugarmommy

Happy Father's Day to a wonderful husband who no matter what having kids has done to my body still seems to nail me.

Happy Father's Day. Can I call you "Daddy"?

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Happy You-Knocked-Up-Mom Day

Hey baby, you better call life alert, because I've fallen for you and can't get up.

Hope your Father’s Day is about you. I’ll keep the kids away to make sure that happens!

I want to bear all your children.

I want to spend the rest of your money with you.

I won't preach to ya, but I will be your daddy.

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Working Older tinder opener

If you see a woman walking up the road with a child or a baby stroller tell her you’ll go halves on another one.

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It’s been wonderful making children with you. I wanted to be sure to let you know how much I appreciate the making part and the fact that we will enjoy it even more without worrying about more kids…THANKS!! Happy Father’s Day!

Mommy, why does Daddy want a time machine and a condom for Father's Day?

My heart still skips a beat when I see you, hear you, or even think about you. I can barely focus on the message that’s supposed to be in this card… By the way…Happy Father’s Day! That was it!!

Want to win my heart? Talk YARN to me big daddy...

Would you rather have "As good as it gets!" for a few more years or "Is that all there is?" for the rest of your life?

You always say that there’s a tool for everything. You’re right. The stud-finder worked miracles when it came to getting the perfect hubby! Happy Father’s Day!

How do you expect me to remember your birthday, when you never look any older?

As we grow older together, As we continue to change with age, There is one thing that will never change. . . I will always keep falling in love with you.

Charlie: Whatever. What are you doing for dinner?
Lisa: Charlie, a lot has changed.
Charlie: I know. I'm older and wiser, and you're hot and on the rebound!

When I'm older, I'll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I'll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day i danced with you.

I'm not getting older, I'm just getting bolder in bed.

So you're over 1,000 years old? I LOVE older women.

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All I want in life is a man with clean underwear and a dirty mind.

Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies.

Using smooth Older phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Older conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Older phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Older lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.