Top 5 Asap Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Asap chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. I think you should call the PETA asap.

   Cuz imma beat that pussy up :)

2. HELP ASAP

   REDDIT HELP
   
   I STARTED WITH A PICKUP LINE
   
   SHES EXPECTING IT THOUGH
   
   ANY COUNTERS?!
   
   ASAP ROCKY
   ANDELAY ANDELAY

3. For a girl named Karen?

   Need one ASAP, thanks virgins.

4. Opening line needed ASAP guys

   Suggest me an opening line ASAP, we have been following each other on instagram since a while now, i have decided to make the move and reply her on this story, “CAN ALREADY SMELL THE FLOWERS AND CUTE MESSAGES I WONT BE GETTING ON THIS VALENTINE’s DAY” please suggest me something where i dont look as a creep, fyi, we dont know each other, we dont even have mutuals, completely random people

5. The Vatican should hire you ASAP.

   Because you just answered all my prayers.