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Top 50 Black Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Black chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl, are you a black hole ?

    Because i feel like i just went past your event horizon.

  2. Roses are red, wither roses are black

    I can't rhyme

    Lets smash

  3. I'll give you black eyeliner if you have sex with me.

  4. You took those yoga pants for sale?

    Because in my house there are 100% discount.

  5. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

  6. You make my soul a little less black.

  7. Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It’s black...

  8. Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.

  9. Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.

  10. Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.

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Funny black pickup lines

You might not have got the deal you wanted, but you can have my number for free.

Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.

If you check me out, I'll check you out.

You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out.

I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!

Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

I'm Batman and let me show you my thing thats in my cave, my BIG...BLACK...Batmobile.

You know that Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis scene from Black Swan? That's us tonight.

Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?

You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

Ever heard a black snake moan?

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Wanna see the black parade?

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!

I like that shade of black you're wearing.

I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is gold for you baby.

Baby, I'm the last living Black Mage. Wanna prevent my extinction?

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?

Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

Aye, me Long John Silver would love to meet ye Black Beard! Arrrg?