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Top 50 Black Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Black pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Black conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Roses are red, wither roses are black

    I can't rhyme

    Lets smash

  2. I'll give you black eyeliner if you have kiss with me.

  3. Multicolored hair request

    Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.

    Thanks!

  4. You took those yoga pants for sale?

    Because in my house there are 100% discount.

  5. If you were a Black Friday sale, you'd be a door buster.

  6. Wanna go for a ride in my porsche? It’s black...

  7. You make my soul a little less black.

  8. Call me a black hole

    But I want to suck you

  9. Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.

  10. Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.

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Funny black pickup lines

You might not have got the deal you wanted, but you can have my number for free.

Are you the black line? Because I'm lost without you.

Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.

Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam

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I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!

You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out.

Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

I'm Batman and let me show you my thing thats in my cave, my BIG...BLACK...Batmobile.

You know that Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis scene from Black Swan? That's us tonight.

Black is cool, do you have any acid, sweetheart?

Ever heard a black snake moan?

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Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Wanna see the black parade?

Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

Hey girl, do you have black eyes?

Yes : No wonder I got lost so deep in them this easily

No : Still I wonder how I got lost so deep in them this easily

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!

I like that shade of black you're wearing.

I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is gold for you baby.

Baby, I'm the last living Black Mage. Wanna prevent my extinction?

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.