Call me a black hole

But I want to s**... you

Let's go shopping. Clothes are 100% off at my house.

Are you a black line? Because I could stare at you all day long.

You might not have got the deal you wanted, but you can have my number for free.

Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.

If you check me out, I'll check you out.

I hope your clothes is participating in Black Friday because I want to see them 50-75% off!

You must be on sale because I sure am checking you out.

You look great in that black dress but slap some taillights and a license plate on it and I'll call you Baby.

I'm Batman and let me show you my thing thats in my cave, my BIG...BLACK...Batmobile.

You know that Natalie Portman/Mila Kunis scene from Black Swan? That's us tonight.

You know what else is on sale today? My affection.

Ever heard a black snake moan?

Hey boy, have you heard of all the great sales today? Yea clothes are 100% off at my place tonight.

Wanna see the black parade?

Hey girl are you a prison?

Because I wanna see a bunch of black people inside you. (This is a joke my uncle made at thanksgiving lol I thought it was hecced)

Hey girl, wanna come watch this 39" tv and these 5 dollar movies tonight?

That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!

I like that shade of black you're wearing.

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is gold for you baby.

I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.

Baby, I'm the last living Black Mage. Wanna prevent my extinction?

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

I lost my black lipstick, can I borrow yours?

Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

No, I'm serious. I mean, talk about 'hot deals'...

Aye, me Long John Silver would love to meet ye Black Beard! Arrrg?

Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.

I give 'door-busters' a whole new meaning.

I'd give up my discounted LED TV for a kiss from you.

Black Friday Sale

My house.
You & me.
All clothes will be 100% off

Did you get that shirt on sale? Because in my room they'd be a 100% off!

I’ve got a love story for you: Long black meets flat white.

Are you a Walmart parking lot on Black Friday?

Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you

I'm half black in all the right places.

Hey girl are you a Black + Decker 2-Slice Toaster Model #TR2900SD

Cause I want some toast

The only thing I want to see 100% off tonight are your clothes.

Meeting you is better than any of the deals I’ve seen on Black Friday!

I’m a member of an exclusive secret society. Wanna be my Black Queen?

I'd love to see your clothes 100% off.

Girl, you must be a black diamond trail, because I'm falling for your curves harder than a double moguls run.

What's the best Black Friday deal?

Your clothes, 100% off.

Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off

Like a black cat on Friday the 13th, you’ve crossed my path and I'm bewitched by your luck.

You're the skin on fried chicken that fills this black void that is my soul.

Hey girl, are you black?

Cause you just stole my heart

Why go looking for sales when you can have me for free?

Are you a ender pearl

Because I had to kill a black guy to get to you

I hear - once you go Black Friday, you never go back?

If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.

I like my women like I like my glasses: Thick and black.

Oreos, it's plain as white & black, you are the only love for me.

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is red for you baby.

You're the only deal I need.

Are you a black hole in my otherwise void life? Because you keep pulling me in.

So, what's your favorite thing about black c**...?

Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya s**... this d**....

That's a fabulous black corset and it goes great with those boots, but they would both look better on my bedroom floor.

Girl are you a black hole?

Because you're infinitely hot, and I can't resist your pull.

There are lots of things on sale but the only thing for free is my number.

Are you part gelatinous cube? Because black pudding don't jiggle like that!

If you like my big black eyes there's more between my thighs.

Come see my big black bat mobile tonight.

When I'm with you I wear charcoal instead of black cause you brighten up my soul.

Damn girl are you Black Friday?

Because I’m trying to figure out what your deal is

Hey baby, wanna come over and get your clothes 50-75% off.

There is a reason why everyone calls me "The Grinder"... It's because I have a big black Glock.

I always wear black because I'm emo and usually have sweaty pits.

Come over on Black Friday. We can make love and have left-overs from Thanksgiving dinner. Did I mention my mom is a great cook?

"Your smile has more allure than all the black sarees and its sweetness rivals that of your favorite chocolate, Payal."

"You love black, Mahadev loves destruction; but all I can see is the creation of my affection for you."

Are you a mix of flavors? Because you're black, Asian, and I'm hungry for more.

"You in that black saree is pure magic. Mind if I make a wish and ask for your number?"

"Raquisha, do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

"Are you my black coffee? Because you're hot, intense, and you give my heart a jolt I can't resist."

"Are you a magic spell? Your stunning looks and those glasses make me feel enchanted every time I see you."

"Are you a judo black belt? Cause your smile just flipped my world."

Are you a black belt? Because you've got me in a spin with those killer moves.

"Is it a sin to find an angel like you in this ebony shade, stealing not just hearts but also breaths away?"

Are you a black belt? Because you just kicked my heart into submission.

"Do you love black as much as coffee? Because I'm 'brewing' up some strong feelings for you."

That's quite the specific preference you've got there. Don't worry, I'm sure I can surprise you in more ways than one.

Oh, a man in a tied black outfit, mysterious and alluring. I'm intrigued. Can't wait to see more of your style.

Wrapped in elegance, your black saree whispers tales of grace and charm, a sight so divine.

"Rizz, your smile must be a black hole. It's irresistible, and I find myself helplessly falling for you."

"Is it a sin that your dark angelic beauty tempts me to heaven every time I look at you?"

"I'm the black bean to your rice, without me you're incomplete; together we make something truly unique and delicious."

"They say I'm gifted, not just in personality. Care to unwrap your surprise?"

Your eyes are like a forbidden abyss that I just can't resist falling into.

Your intelligence shines brighter than the stars, a nerd with a heart as golden as the sun.

"Are you Swedish? Because your beauty has the warmth of a cozy grandmother's hug and the charm of black-haired royalty."

"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because every time you're on video, I see the best version of myself."

"Is your life a silent film? Because our love story could turn it into an Oscar-winning black and white comedy."

"From Georgia to USA, your beauty's rare. A singing lawyer with lustrous black hair."

"Is it just your glasses magnifying your charm, or does your black hair naturally sparkle with such enchantment?"

Black lingerie, huh? I bet you look absolutely stunning in it. Can't wait to see for myself someday.

"Are you a black cat? Because your energy is simply spellbinding and has me crossing paths with destiny."

That black swimwear must look amazing on you, but I bet it'd look even better lying next to the pool with me. 😉

"In black you're a sight, sharp as a raven's flight. At 18 or any age, you're the star of my stage."

"Alex, just like the color black, you're stylish, mysterious and absolutely essential in my universe."

"Payal in your feet, black saree's swirl, for a chocolate lover like you, I'd give the world."

"Alex, just like your favorite color black, you've got a mysterious touch that draws me in irresistibly."

"You make black look so elegant, it's like the darkness is dancing when you step into the room."

"Are you a rainbow? Because my life was black and white until I met you, now it's in full color!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again...in slow motion, with theme music?"

"Is your brother recruiting for his team? Because I'm definitely scoring points each time I see you."

"Are you a black belt in karate? Because your beauty just knocked me out."

"Is your mask made of black hole material? Because I'm irresistibly drawn to your gravitational pull."

"Well then, you know how sweet, delightful, and irresistible it is, just like our conversation."

"If you join me in the pool, I promise my black swimwear won't be the only thing making waves."

"Are you sure your name isn't Blackpink? Because my heart beats to your rhythm, just like their music."

"Are you a math problem? Because we've got some chemistry, and I'm short enough to fit into your equation."

"Oh, you're quite the poet, with verses brimming galore. But negativity is a trait, I certainly deplore."

"You must be a black hole, because your beauty pulls me in and I can't escape its gravitational pull."

"Can I call you Pink? Because every time I see you, my heart beats faster and everything else fades to black."

"Are you a black hole? Because you've got me completely sucked into your irresistibly dark and mysterious charm."

"Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything this short, nerdy guy could ever search for."

Are you a bookkeeper? Because you just made my heart go from red to black ink.

"I'm not sure if it's Quidditch or your playful games, but you've definitely caught this Harry Potter fan's heart."

"Hey girl, are you my homework? 'Cause I can't seem to keep my eyes off of that math...ematical curve!"

"Do you like Red Dead Redemption? Because I can't seem to escape your wanted level."

"Mia, your smile must be a black hole, it's irresistibly pulling me into your universe."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for a girl like you in the black dress all night!"

"In this colorful world, your love for black and white makes you the most captivating masterpiece."

"Is your heart as black as your outfit, or can I fill it with some colors of love?"

"In your stunning black attire, you've turned even the darkest night into my brightest day."

"Dressed in black, we'd make the perfect sin; care to join me for a night of unforgettable wins?"

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, just like in esports.

You must be a rare item in Roblox, because you're as gnarly and unique as they come.

"If black is the color of mystery, then you must be the most enchanting story I’ve ever wanted to explore."

"Wow, that saree looks stunning! Are you secretly a Bollywood star? If so, can I be your sidekick in the next big drama?"