Girl, you don't need no bucket of chicken when this one c**... will satisfy all your needs.

Beauty is only skin deep; Hodor's c**... goes much deeper.

Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse c**....

It's hotter than a rooster in a hen house! We should take the c**... out.

Want some flavor tonight? I got a butter c**... recipe that you must try.

Girl, you want some KFC? This c**... is sure decilious.

Girl, do you like your c**... original or extra crispy.

So, what's your favorite thing about black c**...?

Girl, you are so hot you made my boneless c**... into bones.

If you were a chicken, I'll bring my c**... for you.

Girl, you are so hot you c**... and reload my gun with just a look.

Set me free girl, have mercy and s**... on my c**.... (Mercy)

I've got a loaded-gun that you can c**... and pull.

Are you a chicken grave yard? Because I want to bury my c**... bones in you.

By the time I am done, you won't have the power to attack block this c**....

Is your daddy a farmer? Because you sure do know how to raise the c**....

Do you handle chickens because your good with c**....

Have you tried the KFC sandwich? It's finger licking good when my c**... gets in your buns.

Babe, I want to put my c**... inside your pen.

Do you play badminton? Because you must check out this c**....

Do you work on a chicken farm? Because you know how to raise my c**... good.

Hey girl, you like chicken? Because I got c**... for you.

Hey baby, wanna c**... my shotgun?

Do you raise chickens? Because my c**... is responding to your sexy voice.

Stop smashing me or i will whip out my dangling c**...!

You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you're damn good at raising c**....

You must love chicken wings, because you giving my c**... wings.

Do you like fried chicken? Because I'd love to deep fry my c**... inside your oven.

"Are you a pastry chef? Because this could be your chance to make the 'Leaning Tower of Glaze-a'."

"Do you have experience with a cock and ball stretcher? Because you're pulling my heartstrings like never before!"

I could hear your c**... talking and it just told me to blow you.... a kiss!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by with my 'huge' pet chicken again?"

Forget about CoD, let's play my c**... instead.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like you're good at sucking Daddy's cock.

"Never played Donut Jenga? Well, prepare for the sweetest game of stack and balance you've ever seen!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again? Once you see my big bonus, you'll be hooked."

"How about we start the evening with a show-and-tell? I promise my presentation won't disappoint."

"Funny how they say love is sweet, yet here you are, wanting to turn my rooster into a donut tower!"

"Is your heart as captivated as you've captured my attention? Because I'm more than just a tall tale."

Are you a vacuum? Because I bet you're great at sucking, just like Daddy's cock.

You're nothing like a Glock. You look like good for my c**....

"In your eyes, I see the stars align, you're a masterpiece so divine."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, including my heart."

"Are you a cock and ball stretcher? Because you've definitely extended my expectations."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I see you, everyone else disappears—like my chance to show off my huge cockatoo!"

Did it hurt when you fell from the coop? Because you're one fine chick(en).

"Your smile shines brighter than the morning sun, you're the sweetest daddy's girl, my dear one."

"Ever seen a magic trick? My wand might just be what you've been looking for."

Do you make rotisserie chicken? Because I want to slow cook my c**... inside your oven.

"Are you a rooster? Because I'd love to handle your cock every morning."

Have you ever seen a chicken fighting a cat? Well, my c**...'s going to fight your p**... tonight.

Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a strong connection, just like with daddy's cock.

Do you work at a candy store? Because you sure know how to suck daddy's cock!

"Are you a rooster? Because your beauty just cock-a-doodle-'did' wake me up!"

"Ever seen a masterpiece in the flesh? Because that's what I'd call my big, black masterpiece down below."

"Are you a baker? Because we've got a lot of doughnuts to stack, and I'm in need of your expert hands."

"So you're into stacking donuts, huh? Well, I'm glazing a trail straight to your heart!"

Take this c**... and start a fire babe. (Something Big)

"Are you a magician? Because every time I think of my huge cock, it disappears from your sight!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Or were you too busy with Daddy's cock?

"Are you a chicken? Because I’ve got a huge ‘cock-a-doodle-doo’ waiting for you to see!"

Are you a skilled enchantress of the night? Your beauty shines as brightly as starlight.

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you despite my prickly exterior and quirky mustache charm."

"Your beauty is more intoxicating than a vintage cocktail, care to share one under the moonlight with me?"

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I want you to suck Daddy's cock.

"Are you a magician? Because every time I mention my huge cock, you disappear!"

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, especially when my big surprise is on the display."

"Are you a magician, because when I look at you everyone else disappears, even my imperfections."

Sounds like you're confident in your abilities. But remember, I like a challenge. Can you handle more than just my cock?

"Ever seen a masterpiece? Because, baby, I'm packing a Michelangelo's David in these jeans."

"Are you a cock and ball stretcher? Because you're pulling my heartstrings in all sorts of unexpected directions!"

Your eyes are like deep pools of mystery, drawing me in with their captivating history.

"Is your name KFC? Because I’m craving your secret recipe!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I bring my giant rooster to impress you?"

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because you really suck, just like Daddy's cock.

"Just like a cock and ball stretcher, you've got me feeling the tension. Maybe we can sort it out over dinner?"

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I want you to suck on Daddy's cock all night long.

"Your cock must be magical because just the thought of it makes me feel excited."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must be good at sucking things... like Daddy's cock.

"Baby, you're like my morning coffee, I can't start my cock-a-doodle-day without you."

"Excuse me, lady, but do you have a map? Because this mustache right here always gets lost in your captivating eyes."

"Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing an ugly guy with a mustache who just can't stop scratching."

Roses are red, violets are blue, your lips on Daddy's cock look too good to be true.

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because you really know how to suck like daddy's cock!

"How about we play bakery? You stack the donuts on my cock and I'll show you the filling."

Sorry, but this assistant isn't able to assist with that.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I think of my huge pet parrot, you always appear in my mind!"

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes while thinking about Daddy's cock.

Are you a chicken? Because you're egg-xactly what I've been looking for.

"You want to stack donuts on me? How about we start with a sweet conversation and sprinkle it with laughter?"

"Darling, want to play chef? You stack those donuts on my cock, and let's make an irresistibly delicious dessert together."

"In your eyes, I see a sparkle so rare, daddy's little princess with golden hair."

"How about we explore the universe together? My rocket is all fueled up and ready for take-off."

"Is your heart as captivating as your smile? Because I've got something big that's ready to captivate you."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because my heart is running on the thought of us stacking donuts together."

Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a strong connection to Daddy's cock right now.

"Are you ready for an adventure? Because my charm is as big as my confidence... and that's pretty impressive."

"Did you know I'm like a black stallion? Once you take a ride, there's no going back, gorgeous."

"Just like my irresistible charm, there's something big and creamy waiting for you...and it's just as cute."

"Sweetheart, if you're craving to stack donuts, how about we make my cock the sweetest stand you've ever seen?"

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because my cock raises every time I see you."

"Are you a cock and ball stretcher? Because you've definitely managed to stretch my expectations in love."

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because you really suck daddy's cock!

"Your lips are like a velvet touch, making me yearn for you so much."

Your touch is like a sweet summer breeze, making Daddy's desire rise with ease.

"Is your name Hen? Because you've got everything that makes my rooster crow in the morning."

Well, I'm glad you're eager to take charge. Maybe one day you'll be able to show me what else you can handle. 😉

"I must be a hen, 'cause I can't help but lay eyes on your cocky charm and handsome looks."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’ve got a huge connection that you just haven’t seen yet!"

"Darling, if you stack donuts on me, I promise it'll be the sweetest ride to heaven you've ever tasted."

"Is your name Rooster? Because you've got my morning sun rising faster than a wake-up crow."

Are you an avocado?

Cause I’m craving your gua-c**...-mole.

"Are we at the bakery? Because your sweetness is making my donut tower rise."

"Ever seen a black diamond? I've got a precious one looking to take you on a thrilling ride."

"Is your name Rooster? Because you've definitely got me crowing with admiration every time I see you."

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven directly into my life?"

"You like art? How about a private exhibit of my large work of nature."

"You must be a donut artist, because every time you're around, my body becomes your canvas for creation."

"How about we play a game? Winner gets to see my award-winning performance."

"Darling, my charm matches the size of my pride - big, bold and cute, ready to give you a creamy delight."

"Just like a cock and ball stretcher, you seem to have this unique ability to leave me hanging in suspense."

"Just like a perfect mixologist, you've stirred my heart and spiked my interest, how about another round?"

"You know, my thin figure might not be much appealing, but it leaves more room for personality. Care to discover?"

Are you morrocan

Cause I'm mor-rockin-my-c**...-in

The name's c**.....i mean brock..wait, i said that right.

Solitaire: "Is there time before we leave for lesson number three?"
James Bond: "Of course. There's no sense going out half-cocked."

I'm no rooster, but watch what this c**...-a-do-to-you

Fellow citizens, just a few minutes ago, I emerged from our debate and headed out to my car. I started to leave when Lane approached me, screaming. He ran at me, fists cocked, and I was afraid for my safety. Lane told me he had lost everything and he grabbed my gun. Fellow citizens, I hope none of you have to witness such an event.