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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Dicks Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dicks pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dicks tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My dick is claustrophobic but it is ready to endure for you


  2. Hey girl , do you want 12 inches of dick tonight ?

    we can have sex 4 times

  3. They call my dick spare change, because I use it for snacks like you.

  4. I am pro with both my game and my dick.

  5. Not my faut that my dicks out here getting loose, gotta blame it on the boobs. (Juice)

  6. Do you know what the difference is between my dick and the taste of chicken nuggets? Well it's better to try.

  7. I'll trade my dick for your pussy.

  8. Fancy for a game of Dixit. My dick, your pussy's it.

  9. Are you overwhelmed and insecure? Just have a dick and you'll feel better. (In My Blood)

  10. My dick is FFA, come get a piece of the action.

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Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this dick.

Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this dick in your mouth

Hey baby, my name is Dick. Wanna suck my Richard? Happy Suckday!

Are you Monday? Because you can suck my dick.

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I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

What do math and my dick have in common?...They're both hard for you

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this dick in your ass.

Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my dick Little Bill.

My last name may be Small, but my dick is huge.

I call my dick Randy Savage, because you'll be screaming ooooooh yeah!

Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a Dick all day

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Every day's a little harder as I feel my dick grow.

Girl, I heard your into fitness. How about fitness dick in your mouth?

Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya suck this dick.

You said you can carry anyone anywhere anytime? How about carrying this dick?

I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, cum dick ratio.

If you got a big dick, let me search it, and find out how hard I gotta work ya. (Work It)

Girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled Dick.

If you let me approach, I'll impeach you with a big contra-dick-tion

Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this dick in yo face

My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

Knock Knock Who's there? Israel! Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this dick Israel.