Top 2 Dumbass Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dumbass pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Hey are you a dumbass?

   Because I want you to fall in love with me

2. I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.

   Its a cereal dumbass