Top 2 Dumbass Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dumbass pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dumbass conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey are you a dumbass?

   Because I want you to fall in love with me

2. I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.

   Its a cereal dumbass