Top 4 Dumbass Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Dumbass chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.
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Perfect way to turn down your number!!!!
Ladies and gents! Have you ever been super pressed by someone that wanted your number so bad, and you're just not into (or very creeped out by) them??? Here's the perfect solution to get them to leave you alone!!!
Give them this number: (your area code) 867-5309
Yes, you read it out loud, or in your head, and you automatically get it. However, if you wrote down this number to whatever girl or guy trying so hard for your digits, it looks just like a normal number. They accept it, then they go away! The best part is when they actually read it later, they'll feel like a % dumbass!
Yeah, I'm sure I'm not the first ever to think of this, but I did think of it myself when I was bartending the other night and it worked like a charm. I never had a good enough solution until now! Happy denying :) -
Is that seat taken?
How about you are you?
(PS. This only works in person, one of my dumbass nigga texted it a girl) -
Hey are you a dumbass?
Because I want you to fall in love with me
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I'm 10 cents short on milk... I need you to complete my life.
Its a cereal dumbass
