Call me a black hole

But I want to s**... you

Are you a black hole? Because you keep pulling me in.

Call me Coutinho.

Because I’m great in the hole.

I'd love to visit your hobbit-hole.

I just finished a round of golf, want to be my 19th hole today?

Without you, there's a hole in the ozone layer of my heart!

9 holes and chill?

Baby, are you America's lax gun laws? Because I'm going to exploit all of your holes.

Are you a hole? Cause I'm digging you.

It would make my whole week if I could make your hole weak.

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

My key blade can fit any hole.

You made my whole week 🥵🥰

Now lemme make your hole weak

I usually don't like black holes, but for you, i'll be happy to make an exception.

Hey girl, are you having a bad time lately?

Because i can make your hole weak.

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

You can fill my God-shaped hole tonight, baby.

Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.

Baby you must be a black hole, your gravity is irresistible.

Are you a hot toaster, cause I wanna put my glizzy in your hole

Do you like a player who uses the backboard, or takes it straight to the hole?

If you and I were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

=)

Hey, what does it take to score a hole in one around here?

Are you a hole in my lung?

Because you take my breath away!

Looks like you've got a hole that needs filling.

I have a spear for your portable hole.

It has a hole in the head to prevent choking.

No Leon, just because it’s Valentines does NOT mean you can stick it up the WONG hole.

Your hole guard is not going to stop me from hitting that goal tonight.

I have $100,000 burning a hole in my pocket, would you like to reg me?

Need a lesson? I can help you get it in the hole.

Babe are you a pencil sharpener? Because I want to shove and turn my wood in your hole.

I’d let you score on my 5-hole.

Are you a black hole in my otherwise void life? Because you keep pulling me in.

I'd love to take it to the hole and drop my balls in your Hoop!

Hey girl I'm looking for the 18th hole. Are you her?

Babe, I'll enter your dimension hole any day to second awaken my monster.

I see a hole in your defense, ready for my rook p**...?

If you were on my team, I’d always drive hard to your hole.

If you have holes on the bottom of your mocs it's because you've been running through my mind all day.

Id like to put my dip stick in your oil hole.

Are you a bowling ball?

Because i want to p**... you in your three holes

Babe you socks? Because I want to stick my toe in that hole.

I think that hole in your balance sheet needs a liquidity injection.

Guile: Your combos have improved, but your guard is still full of holes.

Hey Love! Can I see the fusion between your Dark Hole and my white Dragon?

"Are you a cracker? Because I find you cheesy and irresistible, just like my love for Chinese takeout!"

Hey Ethan, are you a Chinese takeout menu? 'Cause I can't resist ordering another round of your dim sum.

"You must be a black hole, because your beauty pulls me in and I can't escape its gravitational pull."

"Is your mask made of black hole material? Because I'm irresistibly drawn to your gravitational pull."

"Rizz, your smile must be a black hole. It's irresistible, and I find myself helplessly falling for you."

"Fancy a round of golf where the prize isn't just a hole-in-one but also the chance to call you mine?"

Michael: Kissing is gross. You just mash your food holes together. It’s not for that.

"Are you a black hole? Because you’re irresistibly attractive and pulling me in!"

I bet I can score on your 5-hole I've got a curved stick.

"Mia, your smile must be a black hole, it's irresistibly pulling me into your universe."

Haha, that's a bold offer! How about we start with a coffee first? ☕️

If I were a rabbit, I'd jump in your hole! Are you a dog? Because I'd like to throw you a bone.

"Oh, you're quite the poet, with verses brimming galore. But negativity is a trait, I certainly deplore."

Sounds adventurous! But let's stick to more PG topics for now 😉 Your wit is captivating though!

"Are you a black hole? Because you've got a gravitational pull that's making my 'science' go wild."

"Your smile must be a black hole, it's irresistibly attractive and draws me into your captivating world."

"Hey Ethan, are you a finger? Cause I can't resist sticking you in my favorite place."

"You're as special as the universe, and just like a black hole, you've got an irresistible pull."

"Surfing the net, huh? Let's hope you didn't accidentally stumble into a cat video black hole. Those things are dangerously cute!"

That's an... interesting suggestion. I prefer to keep my taste buds away from there. Let's stick to more conventional date ideas, shall we?

"Are you a black hole? Because you just pulled me in with your gravitational charm!"

Haha, I can be your mischievous Cheshire Cat, leading you down the rabbit hole of fun and adventure. Care to join me? 😉

"If you were a bunny, I'd gladly follow you down every rabbit hole of adventure."

Hey Ethan, are you a Chinese takeaway? Because I'm craving some finger-licking good time with you in my booty hole.

if I polymorphed us both into squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?"

"Are you a black hole? Because your beauty draws me in with a force that's stronger than anything in the universe."

Babe, I am little a turtle. Because I am about to dig your holes and drop some eggs.

"Your smile must be a black hole, it's irresistibly pulling me in and making my universe revolve around you."

"Are you a black hole? Because you've sucked all the light out of my life, and honestly, I find it hilarious."

"Are you a black hole? Because you’ve got my heart orbiting around you and I’m ready to explore!"

"Are you a black hole? Because your gravity of attraction is making my heart accelerate towards the speed of love."

Girl, want to see how I fire in the hole?

"Your friend's rhyme has a twist, but it lacks some charm. How about we focus on vibes that are warm?"

"Hi, your smile must be a black hole, it just sucked me in and I can't resist your gravitational pull."

"Are you a black hole? Because your darkness seems to be pulling me into a universe of irresistible attraction."

How bout you come over here and let me put my damp-it in your f-hole.

"I may not be a plumber, but I'm ready to fix whatever needs fixing in your heart."

"Are you a fortune cookie? Because I can't resist cracking you open, Ethan."

"Your smile must be a black hole, it sucks me in every time I glance your way."

"Are you a black hole? Because your dark hair and captivating beauty pull me in, even if it means losing some brain cells."

"Your smile must be a black hole; it's impossible to escape its irresistible pull."

I bet I can score on your five-hole.

Oh, you're full of surprises! I like that in a person. Can't wait to discover more about you.

"Your eyes are like a black hole, they pull me in with their depth and mystery, can our galaxies collide tonight?"

Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got a big 'fine' rear and a nose for trouble!

Sounds like you're adventurous! I like that. Let's keep it spicy... maybe we can explore together sometime? 😏

I must be a rabbit hole, because falling for you feels like a sexy adventure with Jessica.

"Your eyes are bluer than the deepest ocean, fancy showing me a hole-in-one on the golf course tonight?"

Haha, that's a bold move! How about we keep it PG for now and focus on getting to know each other better? 😏

I'll wear this bright yellow shirt you gave me and pretend it's black so it can bring a little light to the hole she left.

"Ethan, your charm is more delicious than a fortune cookie - care to explore my hidden treasures?"

Is your name Rocky? Because you've dug a hole in my heart like a true Paw Patrol hero.

"Your smile must be a black hole, it's pulling me in with an irresistible charm that's out of this world."

"¿Eres un agujero negro? Porque me estás atrayendo de maneras que no entiendo." Translation: "Are you a black hole? Because you're attracting me in ways I don't understand."

Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to put my fingers in your holes.

"Is your name Birdie? Because I've been aiming for a hole-in-one chance to take you golfing, beautiful lady."

"Do you have a name or can I call you Mine, because I've just fallen into the hole of your love."

Are you a cracker? Because you’ve got me feeling cheesy whenever I see you, Ethan.

"Wow, that’s impressive! I can't resist them. Do you have a donut-free diet plan, or are you just on the 'hole' food diet? 😄"

"If you were a bunny, you'd be the one I'd chase down the rabbit hole—adventure awaits!"

"Golfing into your deep blue eyes, I've scored a hole-in-one; every stroke of our conversation feels like a perfect game."

"Your smile must be a black hole, it's irresistibly attractive and even time seems to stop when I'm near you."

"I must say, your charm is the missing piece, like a peg in a hole. Fancy exploring pegging together?"

If you were a keyhole, I'd love to be the key that unlocks your hidden secrets.

Oh, I'd love to be your Cheshire Cat in that adventure! Let's explore Wonderland together, see where the rabbit hole leads us. 😉

You know how to make me blush! Your boldness is oddly captivating. 😳

Sounds intriguing! I'll be your Mad Hatter if you promise to lead the way down the rabbit hole. 😉🐇

"Before you block, remember this: Your gravity pulls me in more than any black hole ever could."

That's quite the offer! Your creativity is impressive. Who knows, maybe we can find some nuts to crack together sometime?

"Is your hair a black hole? Because it's pulling me in with a force as irresistible as your classy, globetrotting charm."

"Your smile must be a black hole, because it's irresistibly pulling me into your gravitational field of attraction."

Haha, well that escalated quickly! How about we stick to more PG-rated activities for now? Maybe mini-golf?

Haha, that's quite a bold statement! How about we keep it classy and stick to getting to know each other for now?

"My love for you is like a black hole, irresistible and infinite."

Wanna see my blow hole?

"Is your booty a new planet? Because that gravitational pull is out of this world."

Like poetry etched into my soul, your words make me whole, your presence fills the hole.

"Are you a black hole? Because you're pulling me in with your irresistible gravity."

"Are you a black hole? Because your beauty is bending my universe out of shape."

"Universe, you must be a black hole because you've sucked me into the irresistible gravity of your charm."

"Is your hair a black hole? Because it's pulling me in with an irresistible gravitational charm."

"How about a round of golf where I'll aim for a hole-in-one, but the real prize is winning your radiant smile?"

"Can we play a round of golf together? Because every swing I take, you'll be the hole-in-one I'm aiming for."

Hey Girl, you made my whole week, now let me make you hole weak.

Not a repost, just delete the other one because of a typo

Are you a cracker? Because you've got me feeling brittle and ready to be spread all over you, Ethan.