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Top 29 Student Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Student pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you student debt...?

    Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.

  2. Damn girl, you must be my student loans

    Because my interest with you is sure on the rise!

  3. Can I be your student?

    And you be my head master ;)

  4. Are you student debt?

    Because you'll be with me forever

  5. For students: im new here so...

    Do you know were I can get access to your student body

  6. Are you sitting on the F5 key, because that ass is refreshing.

    I tried this on some local elementary school students last week but they didn't seem to understand it.

  7. So... what's an engineering student doing in the social sciences library?

  8. Hey girl, are you a student in an American school?

    Because I’d totally give you a shot

  9. You're like my student loans...

    ... cause I got crazy interest.

  10. What do you say to an Irish biology student?

    Let's commit mitosis while you suck me toe sis!

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For College Students
I wanna do you like I do you like my homework, slam you down and do you all night!

Request quick!!!

There is a girl sitting alone on the other side of the student lounge blonde with blue eyes and beautiful. Need a pickup line quick!!!

Pickupline for Becky

A psych student who likes rock, games and films

Are you my student loans?

Because i think you're going to fuck me for a few years.

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Hey are you my student loans?

Cause I want to be stuck with you for 30 more years.

Girl are a student loan...
Cause how much do I have to repay you for sex last night?

Extra cursed student or not, I wont even think of ignoring you.

Girl are you a straight A student?

Well thank god you aren't gay, because I hope I'm the first one to give you the D.

Are you a prospective student? Because I'd like to tell you all about the various activities and clubs I can offer.

Gosh... I thought you were a student!

Hey teacher! You reached students on a whole new level when you incorporated film into the curriculum. Let’s turn on a movie and try out a new learning style.

You work hard and make a difference take some time for yourself. Your students will understand.

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Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems.

Baby, you're like a student and I'm like a math book... you solve all my problems!

Chem students do it on the table periodically.

Will you be my student loans? Because I'd like to have you around for the rest of my life.

You're like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems! Just like Billy Beane when it comes to acquiring key baseball players who always get on base.