The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Sucks Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sucks pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Sucks tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I’m like a jolly rancher

    Small. Sweet. And fun to suck on.

  2. Hey girl, are you a vaccuum?

    Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start sucking

  3. My Spotify sucks.

    It showed me the hottest singles, and missed you out!

  4. Are you a paper straw?

    Because i’ll suck you off until you disintegrate

  5. Do you have mosquitos at your place ?

    Yes - Dang , I don't want anyone else sucking you off ;)
    No- Good , I don't want anyone else sucking you off ;)

  6. I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.

  7. Call me a black hole

    But I want to suck you

  8. *Hits hand somewhere*

    + omg are you ok?

    - yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

  9. I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind sucking on your neck tonight.

  10. Hey are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I heard you're good at sucking

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I suck at holding conversations. can i hold your hand instead?

Suck my blood so I know it's real.

Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.

Can you be my exorcist?

I need you to suck the soul out of me.

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Are you the Dragonborn? Because I could definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.

If you’re a vampire: I want to suck your blood baby. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sort of.

I would suck you so hard.

(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

The one place I don't suck is in bed.

You're not the only one who can suck.

Girl are you my mother?

Because I want to suck your nipples all day.

Are you a mosquito?

Cause I wanna slap you while you suck me .

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I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime.

Hey, are you a masturbation ?

Coz you’re sucking out all my dopamine.

Hey baby are you a straw? Cause I wanna suck on you.

Hey boy, are you a candy cane?

Cuz I wanna suck on you this Christmas ;)

Are you the dragonborn? Cause I can definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.

Hey do you like rasins at all

No? okay well that works out because im all out of rasins. how about a date instead?


yes? well that sucks because i just ran out. how about a date instead?

Babe, I've got a maple tree that you could suck the sap out of.

I suck at plumbing, I always make woman's small leak into big squirt.

It's not just going to suck itself.

I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck on some sugarcoated titties.