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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Sucks Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Sucks pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

    But you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t

  2. Damn girl your so cute,

    That I’d suck your dads dick just to get the recipe

  3. I’m like a jolly rancher

    Small. Sweet. And fun to suck on.

  4. Hey girl, are you a vaccuum?

    Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start sucking

  5. I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck some titties.

    On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.

  6. Roses are red, violets kinda suck

    I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

  7. I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.

  8. *Hits hand somewhere*

    + omg are you ok?

    - yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

  9. I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind sucking on your neck tonight.

  10. I vant to suck your blood. Also your tits.

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Suck my blood so I know it's real.

Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.

Can you be my exorcist?

I need you to suck the soul out of me.

Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.

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If you’re a vampire: I want to suck your blood baby. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sort of.

I would suck you so hard.

(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

The one place I don't suck is in bed.

You're not the only one who can suck.

Are you a mosquito?

Cause I wanna slap you while you suck me .

(Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.

I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

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Working Sucks tinder opener

Hey, are you a masturbation ?

Coz you’re sucking out all my dopamine.

Hey baby are you a straw? Cause I wanna suck on you.

Are you the dragonborn? Cause I can definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.

Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick.

Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this dick?

Hey do you like rasins at all

No? okay well that works out because im all out of rasins. how about a date instead?


yes? well that sucks because i just ran out. how about a date instead?

It's not just going to suck itself.

I got bit on the dick by a rattlesnake and I need you to suck out the poison.

I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.

They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

Are you a tornado? Because I'm predicting you're gonna suck me later.