The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Sucks Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Sucks chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

    But you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t

  2. Damn girl your so cute,

    That I’d suck your dads dick just to get the recipe

  3. Hey girl, are you a vaccuum?

    Cuz I wanna turn you on until you start sucking

  4. I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to suck some titties.

    On second thoughts I am okay sugar coating them too.

  5. Roses are red, violets kinda suck

    I like spaghetti, let's go fuck

  6. I might not be a vampire, but I sure know how to suck.

  7. I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind sucking on your neck tonight.

  8. I vant to suck your blood. Also your tits.

  9. Suck my blood so I know it's real.

  10. Are you a vampire? Because I've got something I'ld like you to suck.

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Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and suck out your brains.

Are you the Dragonborn? Because I could definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.

If you’re a vampire: I want to suck your blood baby. But I won’t. Edward and Bella made it work. Sort of.

I would suck you so hard.

(Look down at your crotch) Well, it's not just going to suck itself.

The one place I don't suck is in bed.

You're not the only one who can suck.

(Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.

I can suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

Hey, are you a masturbation ?

Coz you’re sucking out all my dopamine.

Hey baby are you a straw? Cause I wanna suck on you.

Are you the dragonborn? Cause I can definitely see you sucking out my dragons soul.

Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick.

Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this dick?

It's not just going to suck itself.

I got bit on the dick by a rattlesnake and I need you to suck out the poison.

I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.

They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love sucking.

Are you a tornado? Because I'm predicting you're gonna suck me later.

Damn girl is your titty a penis?

Because I want to suck on it

Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

Are you a mosquito?

Because I want you to suck me dry.

Roses are red, you are really pretty

How about you let me suck your titty?

Let's see if you can suck as hard as your Vine submissions.

Hey Girl, are you my life ?

Because my life sucks