Call me a black hole

But I want to s**... you

*Hits hand somewhere*

+ o**... are you ok?

- yeah, just sucks that your not holding it

I’m not a vampire, but I wouldn’t mind s**... on your neck tonight.

Hey are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I heard you're good at s**...

s**... my blood so I know it's real.

Can you be my exorcist?

I need you to s**... the soul out of me.

Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and s**... out your brains.

Are you the Dragonborn? Because I could definitely see you s**... out my dragons soul.

I would s**... you so hard.

(Look down at your c**...) Well, it's not just going to s**... itself.

The one place I don't s**... is in bed.

Girl are you my mother?

Because I want to s**... your n**... all day.

Are you a mosquito?

Cause I wanna slap you while you s**... me .

(Vampire Costume) If you play your cards right, you might be the one who sucks tonight.

I can s**... a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose.

Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line
But still would you like to go out sometime.

Hey baby are you a straw? Cause I wanna s**... on you.

Hey boy, are you a candy cane?

Cuz I wanna s**... on you this Christmas ;)

Are you the dragonborn? Cause I can definitely see you s**... out my dragons soul.

Hey do you like rasins at all

No? okay well that works out because im all out of rasins. how about a date instead?

or

yes? well that sucks because i just ran out. how about a date instead?

Babe, I've got a maple tree that you could s**... the sap out of.

I s**... at plumbing, I always make woman's small leak into big squirt.

I am not even gonna try to sugarcoat it, I just want to s**... on some sugarcoated t**....

I got bit by a snake, and I need you to s**... out the poison. Don't stop until it c**....

It's not just going to s**... itself.

Did it hurt when you got s**... through that portal out of the Celestial Plane?

Are you Monday? Because you can s**... my d**....

Hey baby, my name is d**.... Wanna s**... my Richard? Happy Suckday!

I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you s**... this d**....

Girl, I want to s**... on your feet like this Chicken feet.

They called me Ms. Dyson in college. Because I handle super smoothly and I love s**....

Do you know it is t**... Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and s**... on your sexy boobs.

Set me free girl, have mercy and s**... on my c**.... (Mercy)

You must be be Reyna, because you are s**... more than just my soul.

Are you a tornado? Because I'm predicting you're gonna s**... me later.

Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya s**... this d**....

Babe do you know the proper way to take tequila shots? First I will lick your salt. Second we will shoot the tequila. And then you could s**... my…

Coming! Coming! Damn girl you are about to s**... on one tasty snack.

Girl, want to s**... on my candy worms.

Are you a mosquito

Are you a mosquito cas I think your you just s**... me dry

You know whats crazy?

I s**... at geometry but i know a cute mf when i see one

Roses are red, you are really pretty

How about you let me s**... your t**...?

Are you a dog treat? Because I want to see how well you can handle my pet's love.

"Oh, you're quite the poet, with verses brimming galore. But negativity is a trait, I certainly deplore."

"Intrigued by your desire to explore, sweetheart, maybe we could share a straw sometime?"

Are you a porn star? Because I'd like to blow your mind, not just your dick.

"How about we start an adventure together where you'll explore more than just an ordinary straw?"

"Are you a black hole? Because you've got me completely sucked into your irresistibly dark and mysterious charm."

"Since you're craving new tastes, how about starting with a delicious dinner, and I promise dessert will be unforgettable!"

People call me Boba tea, s**... my balls and I will give you a great time.

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I'd love for you to suck me like one.

Can I borrow your library card? Because I want to check you out and lick you all over.

Are you a millionaire? Because you've got my heart in your bank account.

If you were a straw, you'd definitely be the best at sucking up all the compliments!

Are you a lollipop? Because I want to be licked and savored by you all night.

You got some honey? This bee is going to s**... you dry tonight.

Let's see if you can s**... as hard as your Vine submissions.

Haha, tell me about it! Going from poolside cocktails to boring lectures... talk about a mood killer! 🍹📚

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because you really suck, in the best way possible!

Babe, I s**... at studying. Maybe you should go down and teach me a lesson.

Are you the word "bitch"? Because you make me wanna suck, blow, and lick every inch of you.

Can I be your leash? Because I want to keep you close by my side.

"Is it just me, or does your smile make everything taste sweeter? I’d love to savor that sweetness together."

"Are you a vacuum? Because you sure know how to suck the air out of the room."

Are you a vacuum? Because I bet you're great at sucking, just like Daddy's cock.

"Are you a black hole? Because you've sucked all the light out of my life, and honestly, I find it hilarious."

I would love to s**... on your taco all night long.

"Are you a magician? Because every time you suck on that lollipop, you make me smile even more."

Hey Girl, are you my life ?

Because my life sucks

"Are you a Chupa Chup? Because life without you just sucks."

Is your name Million? Because you make being rich look so good.

Do you believe in love at first suck? Because I can't resist your irresistible charm.

ISTPs? More like "I Still Think Pineapples Suck." But hey, opposites attract, right? Let's keep this interesting!

"Your friend's rhyme has a twist, but it lacks some charm. How about we focus on vibes that are warm?"

"In your eyes, I see the stars align, you're a masterpiece so divine."

"Your smile must be a black hole, it sucks me in every time I glance your way."

"Hi, your smile must be a black hole, it just sucked me in and I can't resist your gravitational pull."

Hey girl, are you Jasmine? Because I can't stop thinking about the sweet taste of your semen.

Are you a vacuum? Because you suck like a pro.

"Is it just me, or do you have a talent for making everything around you feel instantly more exciting?"

"Your smile shines brighter than the morning sun, you're the sweetest daddy's girl, my dear one."

Your talents shine bright, in the dead of the night, I'm hooked on you, like a moth to light.

"I must be a sweet treat, because you sure know how to make every moment taste delightful."

Do you work at a candy store? Because you sure know how to suck daddy's cock!

"I heard you've got a sweet tooth. How about trying the irresistible taste of my lips?"

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because you just sucked all the dirt and dust out of my heart.

Are you a chew toy? Because I can't resist playing with you all day long!

Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a strong connection, just like with daddy's cock.

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because you just sucked all the air out of this room!

Are you a millionaire? Because your smile is worth more than any fortune in the world.

Are you a blowpop? Because I'd love to suck on you all night long.

Are you a toaster? Because I want to take you to bed and give you a warm blow.

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you smiling and getting lost in that sweet moment?"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Or were you too busy with Daddy's cock?

Aww, that sucks! How about I send some virtual coffee to perk you up? You definitely deserve a little boost with that charming smile of yours! ☕✨

"Is that a smile, or are you just teasing me with how sweet you look while you suck on that lollipop?"

Being sick sucks! I'll be your virtual nurse and send lots of healing vibes your way. Take care of yourself, cutie. 😘

Are you a lollipop? 'Cause I wanna lick you until you're all gone.

Is your name Jasmine? Because you make me want to explode like a porn star.

"Your toes are as tempting as candy, mind if I get a taste of that sweetness?"

"If you were a lollipop, you'd be the kind that never loses its flavor... or gets sticky."

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because when I see you, I want to suck up all your love!

"Just like a shark in the ocean, you've captured my heart with your magnetic attraction."

"If you're into new experiences, how about we start by exploring the magnetism between us?"

"Universe, you must be a black hole because you've sucked me into the irresistible gravity of your charm."

Are you a vampire? Because I'm willing to let you suck the life out of me any day.

"You seem to have great taste in toys; how about we mix things up, and you try the real deal with me?"

"How about we sweeten your practice session, with you sipping nectar off my lips first?"

"Hey girl, I might not be on your usual palette, but ever tried going for the unexpected? It's often surprisingly tastier!"

Are you a skilled enchantress of the night? Your beauty shines as brightly as starlight.

If you were a lollipop, I'd be the stick making sure you get licked all night long.

"Is it just me, or do you have a talent for making everything around you feel effortlessly enchanting?"

Can I be your fetching companion? I promise not to leave any "ruff" spots behind!

Is your name Hoover? Because I can't resist getting sucked in by your charm.

Are you a vacuum? Because I wanna blow you away with my sucking skills.

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I want you to suck Daddy's cock.

Are you a chew toy? Because I want to play with you all night long.

Oh, I totally get that. The post-staycation blues are real! But hey, at least we can look forward to our next getaway, right? 😉

"Your smile while enjoying that treat is making it hard to focus; I might need a taste of your sweetness!"

"I must say, your energy is contagious—it's like you bring out the best in everyone around you."

Being a Girl Sucks

Being my girl won't

Being sick sucks! Let me be your personal nurse and give you all the TLC you need. 😉

"If sucking dick is an art, you must be a masterpiece. Care to show me your skills?"

"So, you're up for new experiences? My kisses are known to be quite addictive, care to try?"

"Hey gorgeous, if you're into guys who can bring their A-game with toys, then I'm your man."

"Did my last text go through a black hole? Because it seems to have been sucked into oblivion."

"If I were a lollipop, you'd be the sweetest flavor I'd want to savor all night long."

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because you really suck... in a good way!

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, everyone else disappears and I’m captivated by your charm."

Oh, I totally get that! It's like going from paradise back to reality. But hey, at least we can daydream about our next getaway together, right?

"I must be a vacuum, because I can’t resist the urge to suck...dick."