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Top 50 Dick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I think I’m allergic to you

    Whenever you’re around, my dick starts to swell.

  2. Damn girl your so cute,

    That I’d suck your dads dick just to get the recipe

  3. Are you a dick pic

    Because you look smaller in person.

  4. They call my dick spare change

    Cause I use it for snacks like you

  5. My dick is such a gentleman

    It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit

  6. Knock knock! Who's there? Candice.

    Candice who?
    Candice dick fit in your mouth?

  7. Are you the Russian president?

    Cause I wanna be Putin my dick in you

  8. Do you like huge dicks?

    Then you'll love my personality

  9. Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?

  10. Hey girl, I call my dick kryptonite. 'Cuz it'll leave that pussy powerless.

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You put the romance in necromancer
'Cause you make my dick undying.

Are you a Leviathan? Because you make my dick rise.

Tonight, your dick better perform a perfect arabesque, if you know what I mean!

Knock Knock Who's there? Israel!

Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this dick Israel. 

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I heard you like Magic sweetheart, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

Can I put my spooky dick, in your haunted pussy?

If you were a female gnome warlock, you would probably think I have a big dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Love!

Love who? Love this dick. 

When I see you, my dick is Dublin size.

Are you a coconut?

Because i wanna get my dick stuck in you.

Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

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I'm no Republican, but call me Bush... My Dick is my sidekick.

Wanna know the real reason they call me “Tricky Dick”?

Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this dick?

Is your name Dora? Cause I'll let you explore this dick.

Are you from Ireland? 'Cuz my dick's-a-Dublin! [Look down at your crotch]

I got bit on the dick by a rattlesnake and I need you to suck out the poison.

I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.

Are you a blender?

Because I want to turn you on and stick my dick in you.

Let's make dick great again.

Are u an omelette ?

‘Cause I want to put my dick inside you

Yo gurl i ain't misogynistic...

But i can see u massagin this dick