Top 50 Dick Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and working Dick pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dick tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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My d**... is claustrophobic but it is ready to endure for you
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Hey girl , do you want 12 inches of d**... tonight ?
we can have s**... 4 times
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I am pro with both my game and my d**....
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They call my d**... spare change, because I use it for snacks like you.
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Not my faut that my d**... out here getting loose, gotta blame it on the boobs. (Juice)
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Do you know what the difference is between my d**... and the taste of chicken nuggets? Well it's better to try.
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I'll trade my d**... for your p**....
Fancy for a game of Dixit. My d**..., your p**...'s it.
Are you overwhelmed and insecure? Just have a d**... and you'll feel better. (In My Blood)
Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this d**....
Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this d**... in your mouth
Are you Monday? Because you can suck my dick.
Hey baby, my name is d**.... Wanna s**... my Richard? Happy Suckday!
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What do math and my d**... have in common?...They're both hard for you
I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you s**... this d**....
I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.
You're so hot you could make a deceased man's d**... rise from the dead!
Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.
Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my d**... Little Bill.
I call my d**... Randy Savage, because you'll be screaming ooooooh yeah!
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Do you know the difference between my d**... and a chicken wing? No? Well, it's time for you to find out.
Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a d**... all day
Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya s**... this d**....
Girl, I heard your into fitness. How about fitness d**... in your mouth?
I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, cum dick ratio.
You said you can carry anyone anywhere anytime? How about carrying this d**...?
Every day's a little harder as I feel my d**... grow.
If you got a big d**..., let me search it, and find out how hard I gotta work ya. (Work It)
Girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled d**....
If you let me approach, I'll impeach you with a big contra-d**...-tion
Knock Knock Who's there? Israel! Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this d**... Israel.
Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this d**... in yo face
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My d**... is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.
Knock knock Who's there? Love! Love who? Love this d**....
Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my d**... be mo'.
I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. d**... collection of books on Good Reads.
Are you a raisin? Because you’re a raisin my d**...!
Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick
You gonna call my d**... James, cuz it looks like a Rocket when it HARDENS.
Forget about Big Mac, try this Big d**....
If I may invite the courts attention to my d**..., you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.
My d**... just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?
Take my d**..., promise we'll be fine. I won't let you down. (Treat You Better)
Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this d**....
They call me He- Man because of me and my giant d**....
Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your d**... is?
Someone told me you like Owls, Well you'll love the way Owl give you this d**...
Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this d**...
Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Dick phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.