I'll trade my d**... for your p**....

Fancy for a game of Dixit. My d**..., your p**...'s it.

My d**... is FFA, come get a piece of the action.

Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this d**....

Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this d**... in your mouth

Hey baby, my name is d**.... Wanna s**... my Richard? Happy Suckday!

I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you s**... this d**....

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my d**... disappear.

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's d**... rise from the dead!

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.

Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my d**... Little Bill.

I call my d**... Randy Savage, because you'll be screaming ooooooh yeah!

Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a d**... all day

Do you know the difference between my d**... and a chicken wing? No? Well, it's time for you to find out.

Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya s**... this d**....

Every day's a little harder as I feel my d**... grow.

Girl, I heard your into fitness. How about fitness d**... in your mouth?

I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, c**... d**... ratio.

You said you can carry anyone anywhere anytime? How about carrying this d**...?

If you got a big d**..., let me search it, and find out how hard I gotta work ya. (Work It)

Girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled d**....

If you let me approach, I'll impeach you with a big contra-d**...-tion

My d**... is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this d**... in yo face

Knock Knock Who's there? Israel! Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this d**... Israel. 

Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my d**... be mo'.

Knock knock Who's there? Love! Love who? Love this d**.... 

I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. d**... collection of books on Good Reads.

Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my d**...

You gonna call my d**... James, cuz it looks like a Rocket when it HARDENS.

If I may invite the courts attention to my d**..., you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.

Forget about Big Mac, try this Big d**....

My d**... just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

Take my d**..., promise we'll be fine. I won't let you down. (Treat You Better)

Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this d**....

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this d**...

Someone told me you like Owls, Well you'll love the way Owl give you this d**...

Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your d**... is?

They call me He- Man because of me and my giant d**....

Mmm, good to know you appreciate that. How about we see if that's the only hard thing we have in common? 😉

"Being in this chair only means the stars put all their efforts into the best parts of me."

Are you tired of swinging? Because my dick is the only swing you need.

Hard is good, but it's all about finding the right fit. Guess we'll have to see if we match up.

That's quite the specific preference you've got there. Don't worry, I'm sure I can surprise you in more ways than one.

Are you from Ireland? 'Cause my d**...'s-a-Dublin!

"Excuse me, but have you ever been on a magic ride? My wheelchair's got the horsepower of personality and charm..."

Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick my d**... down your throat

"Are you a kernel of popcorn? Because, like my love for CST, I'm ready to explode when things heat up."

"Are you an architect? Because every time I see you, my foundations shake and my structure gets harder."

"Is your name Richard? Because you've got all the qualities of a king I'd like to know intimately."

"You don't deserve it because it's currently on a mission to find the lost city of Atlantis."

If I were a bird, you'd be the sky,
Without your smile, I'd feel so dry.

Hard dicks are great, but it's the connection that really matters. Let's explore more than just physical chemistry.

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because you’ve got me feeling like I need a full squad for this attraction."

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because I'd love for you to suck me like one.

If you were a straw, you'd definitely be the best at sucking up all the compliments!

"Are you a fan of cats, strawberries, and milk? Because I've got a purrfectly sweet surprise waiting for you."

"Are you a strawberry? Because even with my small cream, I know we'd make the purrfect sweet treat together."

Are you a lollipop? Because I want to be licked and savored by you all night.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because those hairy legs are out of this world.

That's cool, but let's focus on getting to know each other first. I promise there's more to me than just that!

Can I borrow your library card? Because I want to check you out and lick you all over.

Haha, well, I'm not black, but I can definitely show you a good time! 😉

"With my love for CST and your cute smile, we could make a sweeter combination than strawberries and milk."

"Excuse me, darling, my wheelchair may lack horsepower, but I promise you, I'm fully equipped elsewhere."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I unzip my pants again?"

"Are you a vacuum? Because you sure know how to suck the air out of the room."

"Just like you're confident in handling my desires, I'm sure your beauty can handle my heart's fires."

Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this d**...

"Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for, and it sure feels like a perfect match!"

Are you the word "bitch"? Because you make me wanna suck, blow, and lick every inch of you.

"They say I'm bound by wheels, but trust me, there's one area where I've been generously blessed with freedom."

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, my heart does tricks that leave me breathless."

"Because even 'Excalibur' was only given to those deemed worthy, and darling, you're no King Arthur."

"When it comes to us, I'm more optimistic than Dick Whittington turning towards his fortune. Care to join the adventure?"

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because I’d love to strategize how to have all the best fun with you."

"If you were a Valorant character, I'd definitely want to team up for some intense action and unforgettable rounds."

Babe, I am a one man five-one team. I got five fingers and one serious d**....

Are you a vacuum cleaner? Because you really suck, in the best way possible!

I use my d**... like a dual blade.

"I may need wheels to get around, sweetheart, but there's one part of me that stands tall and strong."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my extra-large ego?"

"Your wheelchair may limit your steps, but nothing can limit the miles I'd cross for that captivating smile of yours."

Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love this d**...

You run track? 'Cause I heard you relay want this d**....

"Is your name Google? Because you got me searching for that big D energy."

Would you rather sit on a d**... an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a d**...?

Hey girl, are you Jasmine? Because I can't stop thinking about the sweet taste of your semen.

"In this chair, I've learned to appreciate every ride, but I must say, yours is a journey I'd love to embark on."

"Ever thought about running a bookstore? Because you've got my attention, like a best-selling novel by Philip K. Dick."

"Are you a big dick banana? Because you’re peeling away my heart with every smile!"

"Just like Ishmael was obsessed with Moby Dick, I'm captivated by your irresistible charm."

"You've surely got spirit, but can you handle a night of romance and charm as well?"

"In the realm of pleasure, your confidence is key, just as your eyes unlock the passion inside me."

Do you believe in love at first suck? Because I can't resist your irresistible charm.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I see you, my big wand appears. 😉"

Do you work at d**...'s? Cause you're sporting the goods.

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears and my magic wand wants to show off."

"I may be sitting, but when it comes to love, I promise to stand up to any challenge."

Oh, how your laughter lights up the screen,
In your eyes, a world unseen.
Unique and bold, you shine so bright,
A captivating sight.

I know we just met, maybe it's just my d**... in love oh baby. (Kid In Love)

"Is your name Venus, radiant and divine? In the garden of love, your beauty's the finest wine."

You thirsty? Do you want to drink out of my d**... faucet?

"Is your heart as generous as my package? Because, darling, I've got a lot of love to give."

"How about we share a strawberry milkshake? My treat, just like my compassion for cats, is large."

Your talents shine bright, in the dead of the night, I'm hooked on you, like a moth to light.

"Your passion for the D is enticing, but your captivating eyes and irresistible allure are what truly caught my attention."

Black is definitely a powerful color ;) I think I might have some surprises up my sleeve too.

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... just like my focus on dick.

Call me a locksmith, because I just can't resist your enchanting smile, it's truly slick.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for, especially that impressive dick.

Are you a vacuum? Because you suck like a pro.

If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just wait until you see my d**....

Can I suck your dick? Just kidding, I'm not that forward. But damn, you're irresistible.

If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard. You're so hot, you're melting me.

"Are we at the airport? Because my heart's taking off and Richard, my pet duck, just lost his boarding pass."

"Are you Richard's lost sister? Because, girl, you've got a charm that's hard to 'Dick'-tate."

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes... like how my dick gets lost in pussy.

I know my d**...'s hard, but you have to try. (Good as h**...)

"Is your name Dick, because you've been running through my mind faster than a detective solving a mystery."

"I may be in a wheelchair, but trust me, I have other aspects that stand up perfectly well."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for, except my pet duck, Richard."

Are you tired of swinging on swings? Because my dick is the only swing you need to ride.

Haha, well, I hope you're open to all shades of the rainbow because this guy's got plenty of colors in his crayon box! 😉

"Your smile is like a magic trick, casting a spell with a flick, making hearts skip a beat, quick."

You know what's better than Netflix? My d**....

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... along with my ability to speak English!"

Wow, a girl who appreciates the finer things in life. Your taste is impeccable, just like your style.

Sorry, I won't be able to assist with that.

Hard as a rock just thinking about you. Let's see if we can make it even harder together.

"Call me Rizz, because like my friend down there, I'm hard to forget and always ready to amaze you."