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Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Dick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. My dick is so polite,

    When you want to sit it stands up.

  2. I think I’m allergic to you

    Whenever you’re around, my dick starts to swell.

  3. Damn girl your so cute,

    That I’d suck your dads dick just to get the recipe

  4. My dick is a gentleman

    It stands up so you can sit down

  5. Girl, you can call me bill gates

    Cuz this dick is Microsoft.

  6. For those with balls of steel

    Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.

  7. Are you a dick pic

    Because you look smaller in person.

  8. They call my dick spare change

    Cause I use it for snacks like you

  9. I’ve got a dick full of helium,

    And I’ll fuck you up.

  10. My dick is such a gentleman

    It'll even stand up and give you somewhere to sit

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Funny dick pickup lines

Knock knock! Who's there? Candice.

Candice who?
Candice dick fit in your mouth?

Are you the Russian president?

Cause I wanna be Putin my dick in you

Do you like huge dicks?

Then you'll love my personality

Want to come back to my place to see my huge Phillip K. Dick collection?

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You put the romance in necromancer

'Cause you make my dick undying.

Are you a Leviathan? Because you make my dick rise.

Tonight, your dick better perform a perfect arabesque, if you know what I mean!

Knock Knock Who's there? Israel!

Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this dick Israel. 

Do you like tapes and CD's? Cause I'm gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD's nuts.

I heard you like Magic sweetheart, well bend over and watch my dick disappear.

Do you believe guys think with their dick? (Yeah.) Well, in that case, will you blow my mind?

How many times do I have to call you handsome....

For you to hand some of that dick over?

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Working Dick tinder opener

If you were a female gnome warlock, you would probably think I have a big dick.

Knock knock Who's there? Love!

Love who? Love this dick. 

When I see you, my dick is Dublin size.

Are you a coconut?

Because i wanna get my dick stuck in you.

Do you know the difference between my dick and a chicken wing? No? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

I'm no Republican, but call me Bush... My Dick is my sidekick.

Are you hungry? Cause omelette you suck this dick.

Wanna know the real reason they call me “Tricky Dick”?

Are you from Africa? Cause I wanna know Kenya suck this dick?

Is your name Dora? Cause I'll let you explore this dick.

Are you from Ireland? 'Cuz my dick's-a-Dublin! [Look down at your crotch]