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Top 8 Dick Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Dick pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Dick conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. My dick is claustrophobic but it is ready to endure for you

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  2. Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.

  3. Do you work at Dicks?

    Cuz your are sporting the goods

  4. You want me to go make breakfast? Of course!

    Omelet you suck this dick first.

  5. Girl, are you the band ween?

    Because you have me waving my dick in the wind

  6. Girl, I got several characters in my team.

    My finger, tongue, and dick. Ready for some combo play?

  7. You must work at Dicks sporting goods.

    Cuz ya sure did pitch my tent!

  8. Do you work at Dick's? Because you're sporting the goods.

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