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Here are 110 dick pick up lines for her and flirty dick rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about dick that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your dick rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny dick pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty dick joke for a great chat response.

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  1. My d**... is claustrophobic but it is ready to endure for you


  2. Hey girl , do you want 12 inches of d**... tonight ?

    we can have s**... 4 times

  3. I am pro with both my game and my d**....

  4. They call my d**... spare change, because I use it for snacks like you.

  5. Not my faut that my d**... out here getting loose, gotta blame it on the boobs. (Juice)

  6. Do you know what the difference is between my d**... and the taste of chicken nuggets? Well it's better to try.

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I'll trade my d**... for your p**....

Fancy for a game of Dixit. My d**..., your p**...'s it.

Are you overwhelmed and insecure? Just have a d**... and you'll feel better. (In My Blood)

Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this d**....

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Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this d**... in your mouth

Are you Monday? Because you can suck my dick.

Hey baby, my name is d**.... Wanna s**... my Richard? Happy Suckday!

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What do math and my d**... have in common?...They're both hard for you

I'm going to make you breakfast...Omelet you s**... this d**....

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's dick rise from the dead!

I heard you like Magic, well bend over and watch my d**... disappear.

Is this a vending machine? You know how they always say: Insert Bill Here. And I happen to call my d**... Little Bill.

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.

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I call my d**... Randy Savage, because you'll be screaming ooooooh yeah!

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Do you know the difference between my d**... and a chicken wing? No? Well, it's time for you to find out.

Are you Richard? Because I've been looking for a d**... all day

Are you from Africa? Because I wanna know Kenya s**... this d**....

Every day's a little harder as I feel my d**... grow.

I ain't about KDR girl, the real deal is CDR, cum dick ratio.

Are you cytoskelrton, no why? Because my cock goblins here and he wants to say no way I've got a cock goblin too ahahah nice dick but like did you use a toothbrush up your ads because that shit clean

You said you can carry anyone anywhere anytime? How about carrying this d**...?

Girl, I heard your into fitness. How about fitness d**... in your mouth?

If you got a big d**..., let me search it, and find out how hard I gotta work ya. (Work It)

Girl, you don't need no vibrator when you got this Pickled d**....

Knock Knock Who's there? Israel! Israel who? Do you wanna little Jewish in you, cause this d**... Israel. 

If you let me approach, I'll impeach you with a big contra-d**...-tion

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My d**... is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild.

Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this d**... in yo face

Knock knock Who's there? Love! Love who? Love this d**.... 

Girl, you're my great white whale, and you make my d**... be mo'.

I hate to brag, but I have the biggest Philip K. d**... collection of books on Good Reads.

Oh you still like Laptops, the you can put yo lap on top of my dick

Are you a raisin? Because you’re a raisin my d**...!

Forget about Big Mac, try this Big d**....

My d**... just died. Would you mind if I buried it in your ass?

You gonna call my d**... James, cuz it looks like a Rocket when it HARDENS.

If I may invite the courts attention to my d**..., you will see you should let this evidence in. Its substantially more probative than opposing council's point.

Take my d**..., promise we'll be fine. I won't let you down. (Treat You Better)

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Is your name Oliver? Cause in a minute you're gonna be Oliver this d**....

Is that a train in your pants, or are you just happy to see me noticing how big your d**... is?

They call me He- Man because of me and my giant d**....

Someone told me you like Owls, Well you'll love the way Owl give you this d**...

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this d**...

"Is your name Richard? Because you've got all the qualities of a king I'd like to know intimately."

"Being in this chair only means the stars put all their efforts into the best parts of me."

"Are you a kernel of popcorn? Because, like my love for CST, I'm ready to explode when things heat up."

Baby I can float your boat, now why don't you come over here and let me stick my d**... down your throat

"You don't deserve it because it's currently on a mission to find the lost city of Atlantis."

"Excuse me, but have you ever been on a magic ride? My wheelchair's got the horsepower of personality and charm..."

"Are you an architect? Because every time I see you, my foundations shake and my structure gets harder."

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Are you from Ireland? 'Cause my d**...'s-a-Dublin!

"With my love for CST and your cute smile, we could make a sweeter combination than strawberries and milk."

"Are you a fan of cats, strawberries, and milk? Because I've got a purrfectly sweet surprise waiting for you."

"Are you a strawberry? Because even with my small cream, I know we'd make the purrfect sweet treat together."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I unzip my pants again?"

"Excuse me, darling, my wheelchair may lack horsepower, but I promise you, I'm fully equipped elsewhere."

Babe, I am a one man five-one team. I got five fingers and one serious d**....

"They say I'm bound by wheels, but trust me, there's one area where I've been generously blessed with freedom."

"Because even 'Excalibur' was only given to those deemed worthy, and darling, you're no King Arthur."

"Just like you're confident in handling my desires, I'm sure your beauty can handle my heart's fires."

"When it comes to us, I'm more optimistic than Dick Whittington turning towards his fortune. Care to join the adventure?"

Do you like yoga? Cause yoganna love this d**...

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Would you rather sit on a d**... an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a d**...?

"Just like Ishmael was obsessed with Moby Dick, I'm captivated by your irresistible charm."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my extra-large ego?"

"Ever thought about running a bookstore? Because you've got my attention, like a best-selling novel by Philip K. Dick."

"In this chair, I've learned to appreciate every ride, but I must say, yours is a journey I'd love to embark on."

"Your wheelchair may limit your steps, but nothing can limit the miles I'd cross for that captivating smile of yours."

"I may need wheels to get around, sweetheart, but there's one part of me that stands tall and strong."

Do you work at d**...'s? Cause you're sporting the goods.

You run track? 'Cause I heard you relay want this d**....

Do you like yoga? Because yoganna love this d**...

I use my d**... like a dual blade.

"In the realm of pleasure, your confidence is key, just as your eyes unlock the passion inside me."

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