94 Stupid Pick Up lines And Rizz

I'm f**... s**...

But I would like to be f**... you

Nina: Did fighting that bear make you this s**...?

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

"Well, you asked me to stop my lines, but how about we start our lines... of communication?"

"My pickup lines may be stupid, but they're still cleverer than my plan to impress you without them."

"I promise, no more lines... how about we let our smiles do the talking instead?"

"I may be dumb, but even I know you're the most beautiful piece of my universe."

"Well, I thought about stopping, but my heart said your beauty deserves another pun-filled confession!"

"Are you Google? Because even when you tell me to stop, I find myself searching for another 'stupid line'."

"In a world full of fools, you shine like the sun, your intellect's a jewel that can't be outdone."

"If stopping these lines means losing the chance to make you smile, then call me a broken pencil—I'm pointless without them!"

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in poems? How about finding a chance in our past mistakes?"

"I must be an idiot, because your beauty is a puzzle that I can't seem to solve."

"Your smile could outshine a thousand suns, can I be the reason for it, even if I may act a little clumsy?"

"Stop with my lines? Alright, how about we start with our story instead... Chapter 1: 'When She Stopped Making Me Stop."

"Forget pick-up lines, let's discuss something real, like how captivating your smile is."

"Are you a math tutor? Because my love for you is the only thing I can't calculate."

"I promise I'll stop with the stupid lines, just after this one: Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

"I may not be a genius, but I know a beautiful masterpiece when I see one. That's you."

If i was Harry Potter

I would ride you instead of a s**... broom

"Forgive my past words, I just couldn't resist the allure of your smile. May I know you better?"

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember how we used to exchange thoughts, not just words in this English class?"

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, and I'm too foolish to find my way back."

"You call the picture stupid, but to me, it's clear, your flawless beauty outshines everything I hold dear."

"You're right, cheesy lines are overrated. But your beauty, that's timeless."

"Even my worst lines are simply attempts to portray your captivating beauty in words."

"I may not be the smartest guy in the room, but when I look at you, I feel like I've discovered the universe."

"You think my lines are stupid? Well, I must be a library book because I'm totally checking you out."

"Do I need glasses? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Might be a serious vision problem!"

"Are you a math problem? Because you're adding love to my life while subtracting my common sense."

"Kaylee, our story might have ended, but doesn't every great writer revise their drafts?"

"Can we skip the lines then, and start on our fascinating conversation?"

My first try

Roses are red
I feel so s**...
I think it’s cause I’ve just been hit by Cupid

"Are you my homework? Because I might not get you now, but I'll definitely do you later... in conversation, of course!"

"Forget the lines, because conversations with you are more captivating than any script I could write."

"I promise no more silly lines, but may I know, how do you manage to light up this room effortlessly?"

I usually say...

I usually say a s**... pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.

"Adventures might be silly, but with your captivating beauty, any journey becomes a breathtaking masterpiece."

"I apologize for my awkwardness before, it's not every day one encounters such captivating beauty like yours."

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your captivating smile."

"Hey gorgeous, don't waste your thoughts on him when you could be lost in mine, thinking of our wild nights ahead."

"Even if you said to stop, I'm like a malfunctioning keyboard, I can't resist a 'U' and 'I' together."

"They call me the explorer of hearts, and darling, I'd sure love to wander in the stunning landscape of yours."

"Alright, no more dumb lines, but seriously: Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

Are you my head?

Because every time you say something s**..., I keep banging you against the wall

"I promise, no more lines... just genuine admiration for your smile that outshines the stars."

"Kaylee, let's start a new chapter, where the exes turn into best friends, what do you say?"

"I might not be Einstein, but when it comes to you, I suddenly understand the laws of attraction."

"Remember when we used to find metaphors in everything, Kaylee? Well, our story isn't finished yet."

"I'm not here to impress you with lines, but to capture your attention with genuine interest."

Are you some s**... thing I did at 13 years old and I can't forget?

Because thinking about you keeps me awake at night.

"I may not be Einstein, but I know we have an undeniable chemistry that's anything but stupid."

"I may be stupid at many things, but I'm smart enough to know you're the one I've been searching for."

"Though I may be stupid, lost in your gaze, your beauty and brains render me completely amazed."

"Forget lines, how about we co-write a compelling conversation instead?"

"Einstein said it's all relative, so relative to me, you're the smartest and most gorgeous girl in this room."

"You asked me to stop with the lines, but can I continue with some shapes? Because you complete my circle!"

"I'll cease the nonsense if it means getting a chance to know the exquisite person behind that beautiful frown."

"Did I just turn stupid? Because the moment I saw you, I forgot how to breathe."

"Okay, I'll stop... But only if you're the period at the end of my last stupid line."

"I'd stop with the lines, but then how would I compete with your smile that's brighter than Broadway?"

"Excuse me, but your intelligence really outshines my stupidity. Can you enlighten my world with your brilliance?"

"You requested an end to the silliness, so let's start with something real: your smile is absolutely captivating."

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own s**... Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

This ones s**... asl

Call me Kevin because I’m Nguyen(win) your heart.

You just blow in from s**... town?

Cause you lookin’ dummy thicc

Eunice? More like Eufine, girl.

(talking to a girl named Eunice, hoping this is stupidly cringey)