I'm f**... s**...

But I would like to be f**... you

Nina: Did fighting that bear make you this s**...?

"I see past your anger and mistrust, I believe I can make you smile. Let me try."

"I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I know I'd be the luckiest with you."

"Kaylee, we're like a classic novel--we had a rough chapter, but isn't the redemption part always the best?"

If being beautiful was a crime, you'd be guilty as charged. It should be illegal to look that good.

If happiness had a name, it would be yours. Can I keep basking in your beautiful energy?

"My pickup lines may be stupid, but they're still cleverer than my plan to impress you without them."

Rose's are red, violets are blue. Poems are s**..., let me get inside you.

In a world of fools, your intelligence shines bright, girl you may be silly but you light up my night.

"I promise, no more lines... how about we let our smiles do the talking instead?"

"I might do silly things at times, but only to see your breathtakingly beautiful, uncontrollable laughter."

"Well, I thought about stopping, but my heart said your beauty deserves another pun-filled confession!"

"If stopping these lines means losing the chance to make you smile, then call me a broken pencil—I'm pointless without them!"

"In a world full of fools, you shine like the sun, your intellect's a jewel that can't be outdone."

"Are you Google? Because even when you tell me to stop, I find myself searching for another 'stupid line'."

"Hey Kaylee, remember when we used to find metaphors in poems? How about finding a chance in our past mistakes?"

"I must be an idiot, because your beauty is a puzzle that I can't seem to solve."

"Forget pick-up lines, let's discuss something real, like how captivating your smile is."

"Your smile could outshine a thousand suns, can I be the reason for it, even if I may act a little clumsy?"

"Are you a dictionary? Because you add meaning to my life with your intelligence and beauty."

"If making you go away is the key to your bliss, then maybe I should stick around a little longer."

"Stop with my lines? Alright, how about we start with our story instead... Chapter 1: 'When She Stopped Making Me Stop."

"I may not be a genius, but I know a beautiful masterpiece when I see one. That's you."

Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Because you’re a snack...and I’m thirsty for your number.

"Your wish is my command, but can I just ask, how does it feel to be the most beautiful girl here?"

If i was Harry Potter

I would ride you instead of a s**... broom

"Are you a math tutor? Because my love for you is the only thing I can't calculate."

"Even my worst lines are simply attempts to portray your captivating beauty in words."

"Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes, and I'm too foolish to find my way back."

"I may not be the smartest guy in the room, but when I look at you, I feel like I've discovered the universe."

"Forgive my past words, I just couldn't resist the allure of your smile. May I know you better?"

"You call the picture stupid, but to me, it's clear, your flawless beauty outshines everything I hold dear."

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven...and landed in a pile of silly string!

Are you a dictionary? Because you have "stupid" written all over you, and I love learning new things!

"Hey Kaylee, do you remember how we used to exchange thoughts, not just words in this English class?"

"You're right, cheesy lines are overrated. But your beauty, that's timeless."

"You think my lines are stupid? Well, I must be a library book because I'm totally checking you out."

"Do I need glasses? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears. Might be a serious vision problem!"

"Are you a math problem? Because you're adding love to my life while subtracting my common sense."

"I may not be able to understand everything, but I do know one thing - I want to make you smile."

"Kaylee, our story might have ended, but doesn't every great writer revise their drafts?"

Don't let anyone call you silly or dumb, your beauty and brains make others feel numb.

My first try

Roses are red
I feel so s**...
I think it’s cause I’ve just been hit by Cupid

"Are you my homework? Because I might not get you now, but I'll definitely do you later... in conversation, of course!"

"Can we skip the lines then, and start on our fascinating conversation?"

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears - especially my annoying friend over there.

"I promise no more silly lines, but may I know, how do you manage to light up this room effortlessly?"

I usually say...

I usually say a s**... pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.

Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest, but I'm worried about the penalty fees.

"Adventures might be silly, but with your captivating beauty, any journey becomes a breathtaking masterpiece."

"I must have gotten lost in your eyes because time flew by and I forgot to be quiet."

"I apologize for my awkwardness before, it's not every day one encounters such captivating beauty like yours."

"I understand you're tired of silly lines, but can we just appreciate our conversation's rhythm instead?"

"Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your captivating smile."

"Hey gorgeous, don't waste your thoughts on him when you could be lost in mine, thinking of our wild nights ahead."

"Even if you said to stop, I'm like a malfunctioning keyboard, I can't resist a 'U' and 'I' together."

"I apologize if my remarks were out of tune, but I couldn't help trying to impress you."

Are you made of diamonds? Because being near you is the only thing that can give me true bliss.

"Alright, no more dumb lines, but seriously: Are you a magician? Every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."

"They call me the explorer of hearts, and darling, I'd sure love to wander in the stunning landscape of yours."

Are you my head?

Because every time you say something s**..., I keep banging you against the wall

"I promise, no more lines... just genuine admiration for your smile that outshines the stars."

"I'm not here to impress you with lines, but to capture your attention with genuine interest."

"Remember when we used to find metaphors in everything, Kaylee? Well, our story isn't finished yet."

"I might not be Einstein, but when it comes to you, I suddenly understand the laws of attraction."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... before I beat them.

"Kaylee, let's start a new chapter, where the exes turn into best friends, what do you say?"

"I may not have the right words, but I’ll do whatever it takes to make it up to you."

You're one in a million, girl, so bright and brave, your intelligence shines like a wave.

"I may be stupid at many things, but I'm smart enough to know you're the one I've been searching for."

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I've been searching for... except maybe a safe distance to run to!

"I may not be Einstein, but I know we have an undeniable chemistry that's anything but stupid."

Do you have a map? Because I just got lost in your eyes...as lost as you are in this argument!

Are you some s**... thing I did at 13 years old and I can't forget?

Because thinking about you keeps me awake at night.

"Though I may be stupid, lost in your gaze, your beauty and brains render me completely amazed."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you landed here looking like a total sweetheart."

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes... which is a problem when I'm about to fight.

"Einstein said it's all relative, so relative to me, you're the smartest and most gorgeous girl in this room."

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... to avoid getting beaten!

"You asked me to stop with the lines, but can I continue with some shapes? Because you complete my circle!"

"I'll cease the nonsense if it means getting a chance to know the exquisite person behind that beautiful frown."

"Okay, I'll stop... But only if you're the period at the end of my last stupid line."

"I'd stop with the lines, but then how would I compete with your smile that's brighter than Broadway?"

"Are you my homework? Because you're tough, but no doubt I'll be up all night trying to do you."

"Did I just turn stupid? Because the moment I saw you, I forgot how to breathe."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears... just like my patience for you.

"Excuse me, but your intelligence really outshines my stupidity. Can you enlighten my world with your brilliance?"

"I would gladly take a beating if it means getting a chance to make you smile."

Is it just me, or are you a magnet for positivity? Because every time I'm near you, my day brightens up.

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own s**... Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

This ones s**... asl

Call me Kevin because I’m Nguyen(win) your heart.

You just blow in from s**... town?

Cause you lookin’ dummy thicc

Roses are red, violets are flowers

When I see you, I get uncomfortable and s**....

Are you always this s**... or today is your special day.

Eunice? More like Eufine, girl.

(talking to a girl named Eunice, hoping this is stupidly cringey)

Are you a pig? Cause I want you in my blanket ;)

Just made that up and idk if it already exists but I feel like a genius even though it’s s**... lolol

There’s more to life than s**... boys, you know. You are ready for a man in you.

Black Friday is best enjoyed by deleting names of people who sent s**... thanksgiving messages.

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own s**...
Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

Once you go cupid, the rest are just s**...!

s**... risks make life worth living.

Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my s**... hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? (First Date)

Girl, don't listen when they say that you're too pretty to be gay. You're too pretty to be real and they're too s**... for me to deal. Stereotypes are gross. I'm a stereo type, I like dos. Let's put our two selves together. Are you down for whatever?

When I saw your account on okcupid, I was like, OKAY! CUPID! Boy, I'm not s**...! I've concluded that we're well-suited. Let me get you alone, in a place that's secluded. Our profiles are matches. Now come get on this mattress.