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Top 32 Stupid Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Stupid chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Are you my best friend?

    Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

  2. Hey girl are you a Rubik’s Cube?

    Because fuck you! you stupid piece of shit!

  3. So stupid that it just might work

    I just shit my pants. can i get in yours?

  4. My first try

    Roses are red
    I feel so stupid
    I think it’s cause I’ve just been hit by Cupid

  5. I usually say...

    I usually say a stupid pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.

  6. Are you some stupid thing I did at 13 years old and I can't forget?

    Because thinking about you keeps me awake at night.

  7. If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...

    If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded.

    If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck.

    If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful.

    If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence.

    Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid.

    Obligatory "Works every time"

  8. This is a stupid one that came to me

    I may be stupid
    I may be dumb
    But why not you just let me
    Finger you bum

  9. This ones stupid asl

    Call me Kevin because I’m Nguyen(win) your heart.

  10. You just blow in from stupid town?

    Cause you lookin’ dummy thicc

stupid pickup line
What is a Stupid pickup line?

Funny stupid pickup lines

Something cute or stupid for Abby Grace?
The girl I'm talking to is out of town for work training and is hungover. Give me something silly to brighten her day please :)

I bet you would get a D in my class

Because you're really fucking stupid

Did You Fall From Heaven.......Because Do You Wanna Have SEX With Me?

My stupid coworker thought of this

Kind of stupid but a funny pickup line

M-Did your donkey fell in sugar?

F- No

M- then what about that sweet ass

Are you a pig? Cause I want you in my blanket ;)

Just made that up and idk if it already exists but I feel like a genius even though it’s stupid lolol

1. *have an intelligent conversation*

2. Be called smart somewhere in the talk

3. Say “If you wanna make this boy stupid lend me your 🧠 “

4. Get head.

Roses are red, violets are flowers
When I see you, I get uncomfortable and stupid.

Eunice? More like Eufine, girl.

(talking to a girl named Eunice, hoping this is stupidly cringey)

Roses are red, i am poor -


Are you always this stupid or today is your special day.

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own Stupid
Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

These pick up lines are stupid. Let's just have sex.

Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!

Well, this is a very stupid question and, particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, erm, er, I mean, obviously not because I guess I've only slept with nine people, b-but I just wondered, er, I really feel, um, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, er, in the words of David Cassidy in fact, er - while he was still with the Partridge family, um, I think I love you, and, er, I just wondered if by any chance you wouldn't like to, er, er, no, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not...excellent, excellent, fantastic, um, I was going to say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb...better get on.

These daily racing forms are stupid. Let's just have sex.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Black Friday is best enjoyed by deleting names of people who sent stupid thanksgiving messages.

Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? (First Date)

Girl, don't listen when they say that you're too pretty to be gay. You're too pretty to be real and they're too stupid for me to deal. Stereotypes are gross. I'm a stereo type, I like dos. Let's put our two selves together. Are you down for whatever?

When I saw your account on okcupid, I was like, OKAY! CUPID! Boy, I'm not stupid! I've concluded that we're well-suited. Let me get you alone, in a place that's secluded. Our profiles are matches. Now come get on this mattress.

There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know. You are ready for a man in you.


This is not a process that comes in one day.

This is how I went about it.

One thing you must do is to be constantly learning.

Watch and follow different people and coaches and try to take and adapt the information to your specific situation.

You must be always questioning what they are saying don´t just accept what they say at face value.

Even experts have their own blind spots!!

While I was gaming, I was following different people with different approaches, then question those approaches and take my own conclusions.

So how did I shift my paradigm?

I was always curious.

You reinforce the paradigm you are in when you do it over and over again, and that happens because you do not question it.

For me it was always about questioning.

When I saw other behaviors, I asked:

“Where am I doing that?"

"Where am I acting like that?”

It is easier to watch others and see where they are fucking up but much harder to be self-aware and see where you are fucking up.

Until you bring it to your awareness!!

Being curious about your own mindset, your own thoughts, your own emotions. Ask “why should I feel like this or why I assume this is normal.

Is there a way to see myself that is better?

I Was always questioning myself and pushing.

Don´t assume what you are doing is the right thing, and that what you are doing is the best you can do. Always question it.

Is what I am doing the best thing I could be doing?

What alternatives are there?

What reality am I assuming to be true?

For example, there is the belief that game is painful and hard.

Is it really?

Or is what you are doing, and your perception that gives you that idea?

Maybe if you shift your perception this can help you perceive it has fun.

You can see rejection has a negative outcome of the interaction. Or you can see has you are playing a video game and you went up one experience point in your journey and your character is becoming stronger each interaction you go in.

Instead of just thinking what “did I do wrong. I am so stupid”. You can think “what was fun in this interaction?”

Shifting your perception can help you change your beliefs about yourself and what you are doing.

Are you always questioning yourself: “WHY AM I DOING THIS?”

A great and enlightening exercise is to Ask why I am doing this and go to the bottom of it- ask “WHY” several times in a row (at least 5 times) until you reach the deepest why.

After asking these questions constantly after some time I realized that one of the main reasons I was gaming was that I was looking for validation from woman and the man in the community.

I realized I was in for the wrong reasons and I was not really enjoying the process.

Even when I got laid, I was not enjoying it, I was elsewhere, thinking I was getting another lay count.

When I started to question those things, I stopped looking for validation. Once you realize this and let go of it, your Game starts improving. You become less worried about the outcomes of the interaction and what other people will think.

Women start feeling it that you are more present, and less needy.

What happens is that you feel less the need to try to control the outcome and you are carefree of it. The more you release of the need to try to control everything the better are your results. Seems counter intuitive but it is what I experienced.

Because you are not good enough you think you always must keep talking. You’re afraid she is going to go away. If you get rid of that fear, do what you feel like doing. Paradoxically that is what is going to get you laid more.

You must start being aware of your thoughts and how you feel, then you must start thinking that you are good enough. This comes with time while taking action and getting better, your confidence will improve, and your beliefs will shift.

When you believe that you are good enough and lose the need to try and control the outcomes is when you have more control and you EXPLODE your results.

Hope it was helpful