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Top 37 Stupid Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stupid pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Rose's are red, violets are blue

    Poems are stupid, let me fuck you

  2. Are you an idiot?

    Because you look dumb and stupid.

  3. Hey baby, I may be stupid

    :)

  4. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Poems are stupid, just like I am for you

    (I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)

  5. Are you my best friend?

    Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

  6. If i was Harry Potter

    I would ride you instead of a stupid broom

  7. Hey girl are you a Rubik’s Cube?

    Because fuck you! you stupid piece of shit!

  8. So stupid that it just might work

    I just shit my pants. can i get in yours?

  9. My first try

    Roses are red
    I feel so stupid
    I think it’s cause I’ve just been hit by Cupid

  10. I usually say...

    I usually say a stupid pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.

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Funny stupid pickup lines

Are you my head?
Because every time you say something stupid, I keep banging you against the wall

Are you some stupid thing I did at 13 years old and I can't forget?

Because thinking about you keeps me awake at night.

If X and Y were two ends on a sliding scale...

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're retarded.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're ugly as fuck.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of beautiful.

If beauty and intelligence were two ends on a sliding scale, you're the definition of intelligence.

Either way, you're calling someone ugly or stupid.

Obligatory "Works every time"

This is a stupid one that came to me

I may be stupid
I may be dumb
But why not you just let me
Finger you bum

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This ones stupid asl

Call me Kevin because I’m Nguyen(win) your heart.

You just blow in from stupid town?
Cause you lookin’ dummy thicc

I bet you would get a D in my class

Because you're really fucking stupid

Did You Fall From Heaven.......Because Do You Wanna Have SEX With Me?

My stupid coworker thought of this

Kind of stupid but a funny pickup line

M-Did your donkey fell in sugar?

F- No

M- then what about that sweet ass

Roses are red, i am poor -

GET IN THE VAN, YOU STUPID WHORE!!!!

Eunice? More like Eufine, girl.

(talking to a girl named Eunice, hoping this is stupidly cringey)

Roses are red, violets are flowers

When I see you, I get uncomfortable and stupid.

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Are you a pig? Cause I want you in my blanket ;)

Just made that up and idk if it already exists but I feel like a genius even though it’s stupid lolol

1. *have an intelligent conversation*

2. Be called smart somewhere in the talk

3. Say “If you wanna make this boy stupid lend me your 🧠 “

4. Get head.

These pick up lines are stupid. Let's just have sex.

Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!

Well, this is a very stupid question and, particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, erm, er, I mean, obviously not because I guess I've only slept with nine people, b-but I just wondered, er, I really feel, um, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, er, in the words of David Cassidy in fact, er - while he was still with the Partridge family, um, I think I love you, and, er, I just wondered if by any chance you wouldn't like to, er, er, no, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not...excellent, excellent, fantastic, um, I was going to say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb...better get on.

These daily racing forms are stupid. Let's just have sex.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Black Friday is best enjoyed by deleting names of people who sent stupid thanksgiving messages.

Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? (First Date)

Girl, don't listen when they say that you're too pretty to be gay. You're too pretty to be real and they're too stupid for me to deal. Stereotypes are gross. I'm a stereo type, I like dos. Let's put our two selves together. Are you down for whatever?

When I saw your account on okcupid, I was like, OKAY! CUPID! Boy, I'm not stupid! I've concluded that we're well-suited. Let me get you alone, in a place that's secluded. Our profiles are matches. Now come get on this mattress.