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Top 26 Stupid Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stupid pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Stupid conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you an idiot?

    Because you look dumb and stupid.

  2. Hey baby, I may be stupid


  3. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Poems are stupid, just like I am for you

    (I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)

  4. Are you my best friend?

    Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

  5. If i was Harry Potter

    I would ride you instead of a stupid broom

  6. My first try

    Roses are red
    I feel so stupid
    I think it’s cause I’ve just been hit by Cupid

  7. I usually say...

    I usually say a stupid pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.

  8. Are you my head?

    Because every time you say something stupid, I keep banging you against the wall

  9. Are you some stupid thing I did at 13 years old and I can't forget?

    Because thinking about you keeps me awake at night.

  10. Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own Stupid Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

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Call me Kevin because I’m Nguyen(win) your heart.

You just blow in from stupid town?

Cause you lookin’ dummy thicc

Roses are red, violets are flowers

When I see you, I get uncomfortable and stupid.

Eunice? More like Eufine, girl.

(talking to a girl named Eunice, hoping this is stupidly cringey)

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This is a funny Stupid pickup line!

1. *have an intelligent conversation*

2. Be called smart somewhere in the talk

3. Say “If you wanna make this boy stupid lend me your 🧠 “

4. Get head.

Are you always this stupid or today is your special day.

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own Stupid
Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!

Well, this is a very stupid question and, particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, erm, er, I mean, obviously not because I guess I've only slept with nine people, b-but I just wondered, er, I really feel, um, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, er, in the words of David Cassidy in fact, er - while he was still with the Partridge family, um, I think I love you, and, er, I just wondered if by any chance you wouldn't like to, er, er, no, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not...excellent, excellent, fantastic, um, I was going to say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb...better get on.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Black Friday is best enjoyed by deleting names of people who sent stupid thanksgiving messages.

Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? (First Date)

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Working Stupid tinder opener

When I saw your account on okcupid, I was like, OKAY! CUPID! Boy, I'm not stupid! I've concluded that we're well-suited. Let me get you alone, in a place that's secluded. Our profiles are matches. Now come get on this mattress.

There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know. You are ready for a man in you.