The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 35 Stupid Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stupid pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Stupid tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. META(?): Mod, please do your job

    Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just stupid phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

  2. Guys i need some help!!

    Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

    Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

    thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

  3. Are you an idiot?

    Because you look dumb and stupid.

  4. Hey baby, I may be stupid


  5. Are you blonde?

    Because you look stupidly beautiful

  6. Roses are red, violets are blue

    Poems are stupid, just like I am for you

    (I saw a similar line, and thought this sounded better)

  7. These pick up lines are stupid. Let's just have sex.

  8. These daily racing forms are stupid. Let's just have sex.

  9. Are you my best friend?

    Because I really like you a lot and I don't know how to tell you and Everytime I try to flirt with you you just brush it off laugh and tell me I'm so stupid when all I wanna do is cradle you in my arms as we travel to different places and eventually settle down and build a family together cause I wanna show you off to my family and you keep talking to all these boys that mistreat you.

  10. I'm fucking stupid

    But I would like to be fucking you

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What is a Stupid pickup line?

Working stupid pickup lines

Katy: It’s the art of confusion; works great on stupid people.

Nina: Did fighting that bear make you this stupid?

Rose's are red, violets are blue. Poems are stupid, let me get inside you.

If i was Harry Potter

I would ride you instead of a stupid broom

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This is a funny Stupid pickup line!

I usually say...

I usually say a stupid pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.

Are you my head?
Because every time you say something stupid, I keep banging you against the wall

Are you some stupid thing I did at 13 years old and I can't forget?

Because thinking about you keeps me awake at night.

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you. You know whose??? Your Own Stupid Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

This ones stupid asl

Call me Kevin because I’m Nguyen(win) your heart.

You just blow in from stupid town?

Cause you lookin’ dummy thicc

1. *have an intelligent conversation*

2. Be called smart somewhere in the talk

3. Say “If you wanna make this boy stupid lend me your 🧠 “

4. Get head.

Roses are red, violets are flowers

When I see you, I get uncomfortable and stupid.

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Working Stupid tinder opener

Are you always this stupid or today is your special day.

Are you a pig? Cause I want you in my blanket ;)

Just made that up and idk if it already exists but I feel like a genius even though it’s stupid lolol

Today, tomorrow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.
You know whose???
Your Own Stupid
Aprill Fooooooolllllllll

When I saw your account on okcupid, I was like, OKAY! CUPID! Boy, I'm not stupid! I've concluded that we're well-suited. Let me get you alone, in a place that's secluded. Our profiles are matches. Now come get on this mattress.

Girl, don't listen when they say that you're too pretty to be gay. You're too pretty to be real and they're too stupid for me to deal. Stereotypes are gross. I'm a stereo type, I like dos. Let's put our two selves together. Are you down for whatever?

Is it cool if I hold your hand? Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance? Do you like my stupid hair? Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear? (First Date)

Black Friday is best enjoyed by deleting names of people who sent stupid thanksgiving messages.

Stupid risks make life worth living.

Once you go cupid, the rest are just stupid!

Well, this is a very stupid question and, particularly in view of our recent shopping excursion, but I just wondered, by any chance, erm, er, I mean, obviously not because I guess I've only slept with nine people, b-but I just wondered, er, I really feel, um, in short, to recap it slightly in a clearer version, er, in the words of David Cassidy in fact, er - while he was still with the Partridge family, um, I think I love you, and, er, I just wondered if by any chance you wouldn't like to, er, er, no, no, no of course not... I'm an idiot, he's not...excellent, excellent, fantastic, um, I was going to say lovely to see you, sorry to disturb...better get on.

There’s more to life than stupid boys, you know. You are ready for a man in you.