Top 9 Subject Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Subject pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Subject conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Hey girl are you an Islamic fundamentalist?

   Cause if so why are you unveiled. Sharia Law states at a publicly indecent woman can be subject to eternal home arrest by her closest male relative if deemed necessary.

2. I'm just a verb in search of my subject. Without you, I'm a dangling participle.

3. How would you like to be the subject of my latest tweet?

4. Every time I’m near you, subjected to anaerobic respiration because it takes your breath away.

5. I know I'm bad at school but if you were the topic well that is a different story.

   Iam bad in ENGLISH but I can tell you that I
   LOVE YOU.I am bad in GEOGRAPHY but I can
   tell you that you LIVE in my HEART.I am bad in
   HISTORY but I can REMEMBER the FIRST TIME
   saw you.I am bad in CHEMISTRY but I can tell
   you my REACTION when you SMILE.I am bad in
   PHYSICS butI can tell the INTENSITY the SPARKS
   of my EYES give, when they SEE you.I am bad in
   every SUBJECT but I can TELL ALL.I will PASS all
   SUBJECTS if the TOPIC is YOU!

6. What was your favorite subject in school?

   Mine was math.
   
   You plus me minus our clothes divide your legs and let's multiply.

7. I am your subject. Will you be my predicate?

8. I may not be Erudite but my best subject is Chemistry

9. Is your estate subject to open?