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Top 33 Tits Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Tits chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Call me a bra

    because I'm here to support u and touch your tits

  2. Are those your tits in your socks or are you just happy to see me?

  3. I vant to suck your blood. Also your tits.

  4. Do you want to help me with my project on the tit- I'm mean, TET Offensive?

  5. You can call me a bra from now on

    Cause I wanna make you uncomfortable and touch your tits

  6. I don't want to milk this but... I wouldn't pick anyone udder than you! You da tits!

  7. Since you guys are twins I guess that makes your tits quadruplets right?

  8. I like my women how I like my women

    Tits (.)(.)

  9. Rose's are red, violets are blue, you got nice tits, wanna shag?

    For best effect imagine Matt Berry is saying this

  10. Your tits are purdy, your pussy is pink

    I’ll give you two in the pussy and one in the stink

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And your right one is my favourite

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Are your a GOAT?

Goddess Of Amazing Tits.

I hope you know how to initiate a conversation

Because I suck a tit

Are you a bird enthusiast?

Because I know a good pair of tits when I see them.

Was your father a welder? Because those sure are acetylene tits!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at pick up lines... nice tits.

Beautiful woman behind the bar. Had huge tits. There was a sign on the bar saying "Handjob: $20. Cheese sandwich: $3"
I asked her "Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?" She said yes. I said "Then wash your damn hands and make me a cheese sandwich."

People are talking about you behind your back.

Wanna know what they’re saying? Great tits.

Describe your tits

Using only a picture of them

Are you juice wrld?

Cuz I wanna seize your tits

Small boobs just means I can get closer to your heart.

Just kidding. Huge tits or GTFO.

Hey girl, can I get your mom’s number?

‘Cause I want a daughter with tits just like yours

Roses are red, violets are blue

I like big tits, that's why I'm looking at you

Merle: Just be glad I lost my hand... Because I'd grip your ass and make you mine sugar tits.

Show me your tits and I'll give you some bits.

I love your earrings. They really bring out your tits.

What is a guy gotta do to get his mittens on those tit...ens?

Hey! Where you going? Get your tits back over here by me.

Aaron Carter: hey, If my brother nick lets me maybe we can go out. My tits are bigger than your so I can breast feed if we have children

Nice tits, mind if i feel them?

Nice tits. Mind if I squeeze them?

Amazing Tattoo, amazing Tits Too.

You want to see my tattoos? We need to do some Tit for Tat exchanges.