108 Cock Pick Up lines And Rizz

Beauty is only skin deep; Hodor's c**... goes much deeper.

Girl, no chicken wire is going to protect you from my c**... entering your garden.

Women are usually impressed when I tell them I have a giant horse c**....

It's hotter than a rooster in a hen house! We should take the c**... out.

Want some flavor tonight? I got a butter c**... recipe that you must try.

Girl, did you have my ABC today yet? A Big c**....

So roosters are also called c**...? That’s funny.

So, what's your favorite thing about black c**...?

Girl, you are so hot you made my boneless c**... into bones.

Girl, you are so hot you c**... and reload my gun with just a look.

If you were a chicken, I'll bring my c**... for you.

Set me free girl, have mercy and s**... on my c**.... (Mercy)

I've got a loaded-gun that you can c**... and pull.

Hey chick babe, with my c**... tonight we will become one lovebird.

By the time I am done, you won't have the power to attack block this c**....

Are you cytoskelrton, no why? Because my cock goblins here and he wants to say no way I've got a cock goblin too ahahah nice dick but like did you use a toothbrush up your ads because that shit clean

Have you tried the KFC sandwich? It's finger licking good when my c**... gets in your buns.

Do you handle chickens because your good with c**....

Babe, I want to put my c**... inside your pen.

Do you play badminton? Because you must check out this c**....

Hey baby, wanna c**... my shotgun?

Do you work on a chicken farm? Because you know how to raise my c**... good.

Do you raise chickens? Because my c**... is responding to your sexy voice.

Hey girl, you like chicken? Because I got c**... for you.

Stop smashing me or i will whip out my dangling c**...!

You raise a lot of chickens, girl, because you're damn good at raising c**....

You must love chicken wings, because you giving my c**... wings.

Do you like fried chicken? Because I'd love to deep fry my c**... inside your oven.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my skinny legs and itchy mustache?"

"Are you a pastry chef? Because this could be your chance to make the 'Leaning Tower of Glaze-a'."

"Do you have experience with a cock and ball stretcher? Because you're pulling my heartstrings like never before!"

"How about we start the evening with a show-and-tell? I promise my presentation won't disappoint."

"Never played Donut Jenga? Well, prepare for the sweetest game of stack and balance you've ever seen!"

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I pass by again? Once you see my big bonus, you'll be hooked."

"Funny how they say love is sweet, yet here you are, wanting to turn my rooster into a donut tower!"

Forget about CoD, let's play my c**... instead.

"Is your heart as captivated as you've captured my attention? Because I'm more than just a tall tale."

You're nothing like a Glock. You look like good for my c**....

"Ever seen a magic trick? My wand might just be what you've been looking for."

"Are you a cock and ball stretcher? Because you've definitely extended my expectations."

"Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I'm searching for, including my heart."

Have you ever seen a chicken fighting a cat? Well, my c**...'s going to fight your p**... tonight.

"Are you a baker? Because we've got a lot of doughnuts to stack, and I'm in need of your expert hands."

"So you're into stacking donuts, huh? Well, I'm glazing a trail straight to your heart!"

"Are you a rooster? Because your beauty just cock-a-doodle-'did' wake me up!"

Take this c**... and start a fire babe. (Something Big)

"Ever seen a masterpiece in the flesh? Because that's what I'd call my big, black masterpiece down below."

Babe, you do not need all those chicken pieces to fill up your bucket, all you need is this c**....

"Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock."

"I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you despite my prickly exterior and quirky mustache charm."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, especially when my big surprise is on the display."

"Are you a magician, because when I look at you everyone else disappears, even my imperfections."

"Are you a cock and ball stretcher? Because you're pulling my heartstrings in all sorts of unexpected directions!"

"Are you a baker? Because when it comes to donuts, I've got the perfect doughnut stand!"

"Ever seen a masterpiece? Because, baby, I'm packing a Michelangelo's David in these jeans."

"Just like a cock and ball stretcher, you've got me feeling the tension. Maybe we can sort it out over dinner?"

"Are you an angel? Because heaven is missing an ugly guy with a mustache who just can't stop scratching."

"Baby, you're like my morning coffee, I can't start my cock-a-doodle-day without you."

"Excuse me, lady, but do you have a map? Because this mustache right here always gets lost in your captivating eyes."

"Ever heard of 'bird of paradise'? Because girl, with you, every moment feels like a cock-a-doodle-doo!"

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"How about we explore the universe together? My rocket is all fueled up and ready for take-off."

"You want to stack donuts on me? How about we start with a sweet conversation and sprinkle it with laughter?"

"Darling, want to play chef? You stack those donuts on my cock, and let's make an irresistibly delicious dessert together."

"Is your name Dunkin? Because my heart is running on the thought of us stacking donuts together."

"Is your heart as captivating as your smile? Because I've got something big that's ready to captivate you."

"They say size matters, darling. How about we test that theory tonight?"